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S93 · Jan 23, 2009

Villain is 86/72/inf and i actualy managed to call his hand pre flop

(told my friend who was watching me play "he has something like A5o").

HAND 1
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$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Poker Tools by Stoxpoker - Hand Details
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MP2: $3.05 (30.5 bb)
MP3: $14.90 (149 bb)
CO: $9.85 (98.5 bb)
BTN: $1.85 (18.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $10 (100 bb)
BB: $1.70 (17 bb)
UTG+1: $10 (100 bb)
MP1: $6.30 (63 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J

J

UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, CO raises to $0.80, BTN folds, Hero raises to $3.80, 2 folds, CO raises to $6.80, Hero raises to $10 and is all-in, CO calls $3.05 and is all-in

Flop: ($19.90) 7

K

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($19.90) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($19.90) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $19.90 pot ($0.95 rake)
CO mucked A

5

(high card Ace) and lost (-$9.85 net)
Hero showed J

J

(a pair of Jacks) and won $18.95 ($9.10 net)

The Shrog · Jan 23, 2009

Way off. He had spades, psh bad read..

Inscore77 · Jan 23, 2009

How come I can never win a showdown?

Jagsti · Jan 23, 2009

Inscore77 said:
How come I can never win a showdown?

Ask Belgo or WV...... they never see a showdown afaik

switch0723 · Jan 23, 2009

cAPSLOCK said:
Yeah yeah.. minbets are annoying. But sometimes exactly what you need to get two players still tilted from the last hand stirred up is to annoy them just a little.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.02 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($1.03)
SB ($1)
BB ($3.03)
UTG ($2.89)
cAPS (MP) ($4.77)

Preflop: cAPS is MP with J

, A

, 2

, A

1 fold, cAPS raises to $0.04, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.10, BB calls $0.08, cAPS raises to $0.40, SB raises to $1 (All-In), BB calls $0.90, cAPS raises to $4, BB calls $2.03 (All-In)

Flop: ($7.06) J

, 10

, J

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($7.06) Q

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($7.06) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $7.06 | Rake: $0.35

Results:
SB mucked 3

, A

, 4

, 9

(Hi: one pair, Jacks).
BB had 4

, 9

, 2

, 6

(Hi: one pair, Jacks).
cAPS had J

, A

, 2

, A

(Hi: three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: cAPS won $6.71

wtf at having 2 opponents drawing dead on the flop in O8, takes serious skill

edit: i lie, SB had runner runner hearts and spades

eNTy · Jan 23, 2009

facking hell tenbob. Way to rip up paddy poker and stuffs !

Any idea if the rest of i-poker is as soft ?

cAPSLOCK · Jan 23, 2009

switch0723 said:
wtf at having 2 opponents drawing dead on the flop in O8, takes serious skill

edit: i lie, SB had runner runner hearts and spades

I dont know why I ever freaking post here... its like navigating a crocodile infested lake. I NEVER made any intimation that I play great, it was just a fun hand that turned out well for me.

I am not sado massachistic enough to enjoy this bullshit I guess.

Dwilius · Jan 23, 2009

I think you misread Switch. He was amazed villains were drawing dead in Omaha 8, wasn't judging play. Meant that doesn't happen much...then realized they weren't.

...and the thumb sign is terrible, looks like chicken leg and thigh. :s:

BelgoSuisse · Jan 23, 2009

Jagsti said:
Ask Belgo or WV...... they never see a showdown afaik

Showdown are boring, tbh. Real excitement comes from waiting to see if villain will call a big bluff or fold as we expect.

blankoblanco · Jan 23, 2009

cAPSLOCK said:
I dont know why I ever freaking post here... its like navigating a crocodile infested lake. I NEVER made any intimation that I play great, it was just a fun hand that turned out well for me.

I am not sado massachistic enough to enjoy this bullshit I guess.

what on earth? switch wasn't being mean at all. he was making a joke about how hard it is to not have to dodge a ton of draws in omaha 8. when you're imagining insults that aren't there (and there's not a single other person in this thread who would have thought it was somehow an insult of your play) you should probably lighten up a bit, man

switch0723 · Jan 23, 2009

I need to work on my massachisticnessage ldo

also fwiw, my maths was way off, since bb had runner runner aswell, was actually closer to about 85% equity not 100%, but thats still ridiculously sick multiway

BelgoSuisse · Jan 23, 2009

Crunched some numbers and I realised that so far this year, i earn about the same amount of $$/hour playing poker as I do working. This is slightly disturbing...

vanquish · Jan 23, 2009

combuboom said:
what on earth? switch wasn't being mean at all. he was making a joke about how hard it is to not have to dodge a ton of draws in omaha 8. when you're imagining insults that aren't there (and there's not a single other person in this thread who would have thought it was somehow an insult of your play) you should probably lighten up a bit, man

dood ur wrong. switch called out the man's integrity and got what he deserved, a challenge to a duel. that's what happens, switch.

switch0723 · Jan 23, 2009

god damn, i forgot vanq reads this thread and sees 12th level thinking

BelgoSuisse · Jan 23, 2009

vanquish said:
a challenge to a duel.

:fight: HU 4 ROLLZ, me thinks :fight:

Irexes · Jan 23, 2009

I think we've established cAPS made a bad read. Let's let him off the hook now chaps.

Thankyouverymuch.

S93 · Jan 23, 2009

I though caps was beeing sarcastic :?

Irexes · Jan 23, 2009

sindri_93 said:
I though caps was beeing sarcastic :?

No idea. My sarcasm/irony/level meter is bust atm :joyman:

Carry on.

blankoblanco · Jan 23, 2009

Irexes said:
I think we've established cAPS made a bad read. Let's let him off the hook now chaps.

Thankyouverymuch.

well he'd get a pass if this weren't like the 5th time he's made some ridiculous PMS-y attack on everybody who posts here. it's getting kind of annoying.

BelgoSuisse · Jan 23, 2009

no

, then?

KingCurtis · Jan 23, 2009

BelgoSuisse said:
no

, then?

HU for bread YES I love bread

pantin007 · Jan 23, 2009

KingCurtis said:
HU for bread YES I love bread

u mean rolls?

KingCurtis · Jan 23, 2009

pantin007 said:
u mean rolls?

thats why i winked/sarcasm

Jagsti · Jan 23, 2009

Wow, I think we all need lessons on how to relax:

Breeeeeeeeeethe in...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Breethe out!

cAPSLOCK · Jan 23, 2009

combuboom said:
well he'd get a pass if this weren't like the 5th time he's made some ridiculous PMS-y attack on everybody who posts here. it's getting kind of annoying.

Good LORD!! I DONT KNOW WHY I EVEN POST HERE!!?!?!

It's like swimming through a lake full of ... um... Tyrannosaurus Rexes!

Hey... I just Realized you could change that up and type this:
Tyrannosaurus IRexes!!

Really though. I am sorry Combuboom, I know I got on your bad side.. and I wish I hadn't. But you need to ask Chuck about PMS imo.

And to Switch.. I caught your humor now! I do have those skills.

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