****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[eNTy]

get the coooool
get the cool sunshine
de doo deba

 

[vanquish]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $105.95 (106 bb)
BB: $110.55 (110.6 bb)
UTG: $98.50 (98.5 bb)
UTG+1: $118.70 (118.7 bb)
MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $162.55 (162.6 bb)
MP3: $219.65 (219.7 bb)
CO: $89.60 (89.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $204.40 (204.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with T

9

4 folds, MP3 raises to $3.65, CO calls $3.65, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $20.35, 3 folds, Hero calls $8.35

Flop: ($49) J

8

7

(2 players)
SB bets $29, Hero raises to $184.05 and is all-in, SB calls $56.60 and is all-in

Turn: ($220.20) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($220.20) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $220.20 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed 2h Ah (a flush, Ace high) and won $217.20 ($111.25 net)
Hero mucked Tc 9s (a straight, Seven to Jack) and lost (-$105.95 net)

 

[vanquish]

sighhh


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $190.60 (190.6 bb)
MP3: $245.60 (245.6 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
BTN: $100 (100 bb)
SB: $111.30 (111.3 bb)
BB: $100 (100 bb)
Hero (UTG): $101.50 (101.5 bb)
UTG+1: $111.75 (111.8 bb)
MP1: $109.60 (109.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 4

4

CO posts BB out of position, Hero raises to $4, 3 folds, MP3 calls $4, CO folds, BTN calls $4, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 3

4

T

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14, MP3 calls $14, BTN folds, SB calls $14

Turn: ($60) 2

(3 players)
SB bets $38, Hero raises to $83.50 and is all-in, MP3 folds, SB calls $45.50

River: ($227) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $227 pot ($3 rake)
SB showed 6s 5s (a straight, Two to Six) and won $224 ($122.50 net)
Hero mucked 4s 4h (three of a kind, Fours) and lost (-$101.50 net)

 

[tenbob]

Dunno if raising this turn is a mistake, vilian is a total maniac from late posn and a reg. I rekon that if I flat this turn he might fire the river again. Fold to c-bet of like 15% he loves to float flops.

Oh notice the stacks The deep tables on ipoker rock.

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 10 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $104.40 (104.4 bb)
UTG+2: $128.90 (128.9 bb)
MP1: $178.05 (178.1 bb)
MP2: $104.50 (104.5 bb)
MP3: $145.30 (145.3 bb)
CO: $108.10 (108.1 bb)
BTN: $118.02 (118 bb)
SB: $94.50 (94.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $100 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q

A

7 folds, BTN raises to $3, SB folds, Hero raises to $9, BTN calls $6

Flop: ($18.50) A

T

6

(2 players)
Hero bets $15, BTN calls $15

Turn: ($48.50) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $32, Hero raises to $76 and is all-in, BTN folds

Results: $112.50 pot ($3 rake)

 

[eNTy]

deep tables, ipoker, what, where ?

thats party and 100BB yo

 

[tenbob]

No its ipoker dude, convertor just posts them like that. WTF, just believe everything I tell you and your life will be all the better for it.

 

[vanquish]

YouTube - "Rap Chop" featuring Vince (Steve Porter's Slap Chop remix)

 

[vanquish]

just put the slapchop right theere

 

[Jagsti]

I would be grateful if everyfukintime I get KK, I don't have to run into AA like everyfukintime!!!!!!!!!

 

[Monoxide]

lol so i cant win at online poker, cant win live poker either... how many 1...2 or 6 outers do i have to take before i blow my ****ing brains out. good thing canada doesnt hve guns lol canada

AsAc UTG. 2/5 I got like $780 he has like $360

Bet $30
all fold to button who called blinds fold

flop 683spades

I Bet $55
call

turn J

I Bet $85
villain AI $270 total
I call $185 more

river x

He has JhJc obv...

Best part was the BB guy to my right saying he folded a Jack lol, 1 outer for the ****ing win. There goes my mother****ing moeny i had been grinding for 3 1/2 hrs and then some.

Not going to go thru anotehr hand but JJ on 223 flop, 4 players see my $20 pfr, i bet $40 on flop c/c villian, turn 7, villian bet $60-70 I call, river is a 7 and he makes it $150, SDFSDFSDF OK FOLD HIOPOKERPOKER I CANT WIN THE POKER. I dont know what you have but i know ****ing JJ isnt winning.

Overall loss for the day like -$320 or so, good thing I had made $280 already so only down...320.

 

[Monoxide]

YouTube - "Rap Chop" featuring Vince (Steve Porter's Slap Chop remix)

rofl this turned my day around, im easily amused.


s-s-tophaving boring tuna, stop haaaving a boring life.

 

[vanquish]

vniniepooh just limp/overbet shoved 100 BBs UTG with AKs

 

[vanquish]

ty, reg

oker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BTN): $218.70 (218.7 bb)
SB: $208.25 (208.3 bb)
BB: $100 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $213.30 (213.3 bb)
MP1: $175.95 (176 bb)
MP2: $100 (100 bb)
MP3: $105.50 (105.5 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A

K

5 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB folds, BB raises to $13, Hero raises to $29, BB raises to $100 and is all-in, Hero calls $71

Flop: ($200.50) 8

4

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($200.50) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($200.50) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $200.50 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed Kh Qc (a pair of Jacks) and lost (-$100 net)
Hero showed Ah Kc (two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and won $197.50 ($97.50 net)

 

[vanquish]

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $129.50 (129.5 bb)
SB: $24.65 (24.7 bb)
Hero (BB): $162.65 (162.7 bb)
UTG+1: $315.80 (315.8 bb)
MP1: $112.95 (113 bb)
MP2: $100 (100 bb)
MP3: $105.30 (105.3 bb)
CO: $209.65 (209.7 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 5

6

UTG+1 calls $1, 6 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.50) 5

6

6

(2 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG+1 calls $3

Turn: ($8.50) A

(2 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG+1 raises to $16, Hero raises to $60, UTG+1 calls $44

River: ($128.50) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $98.65 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $98.65

Results (listed below in white, highlight to see): $325.80 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 5s 6h (a full house, Sixes full of Fives) and won $322.80 ($160.15 net)
UTG+1 mucked As Kc (two pairs, Aces and Sixes) and lost (-$162.65 net)

 

[Monoxide]

wtf lol at these hands wtfffffff

how do you find these people seriously

do you just use 1 hand and chop
chop
chop
chop
chop
chop?

 

[vanquish]

heh i had a -6 buy in session earlier today and was like meh i'll just 16-table and nit it up, and somehow ran amazingly awesome

i was wondering where these idiots were after everyone posted similar hands for a while, and today i found out

 

[SeanyJ]

HAHAHahahahahahHAHahahah

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $61.05 (122.1 bb)
BB: $91.45 (182.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 7:heart: 7:diamond:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $13, BB calls $7

Flop: ($26) 3:club: 8:spade: 5:club: (2 players)
BB bets $17, Hero raises to $48.05 and is all-in, BB calls $31.05

Turn: ($122.10) T:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($122.10) A:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $122.10 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed Q:diamond: T:spade: (a pair of Tens) and won $121.60 ($60.55 net)
Hero mucked 7:heart: 7:diamond: (a pair of Sevens) and lost (-$61.05 net)

 

[switch0723]

put you on a,k

I have now had 3 consecutive winning sessions of 100nl, some kind of record amirite?

 

[The Shrog]

I like this.

HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $5.90 (59 bb)
MP2: $0.95 (9.5 bb)
MP3: $6.25 (62.5 bb)
Hero (CO): $12.65 (126.5 bb)
BTN: $6.40 (64 bb)
SB: $7.30 (73 bb)
BB: $5.10 (51 bb)
UTG: $5.90 (59 bb)
UTG+1: $3.50 (35 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with A

Q

4 folds, MP3 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 2 folds, BB calls $0.40, MP3 folds

Flop: ($1.15) A

A

A

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB raises to $4.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.10

Turn: ($10.35) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($10.35) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $10.35 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed K

Q

(three of a kind, Aces) and lost (-$5.10 net)
Hero showed A

Q

(four of a kind, Aces) and won $9.85 ($4.75 net)

 

[KingCurtis]

10$ says I won't keep this BR going and finally play 100nl with 30BIs

also, FFS FTP support is slow as hell if i can get rake back im gonna need to move fast to there

 

[switch0723]

ive been number 1 on a wait list for a 100nl table with $24 avg pot and 48% plrs/flop with 0 regs on for like a week

lol nvm im on

 

[KingCurtis]

^^^^ And you def. should ask for it. It really helps the bottom line.

LOL no wonder i wasn;t getting a response...WVHillbily qouted the wrong email for their support lolol

 

[KingCurtis]

Once I do make it to 25nl probably 50nl, I want coaching lessons, how much would someone charge me on here cuz i only want a CC member tbh

 

[switch0723]

not a good idea imo, noone here is an experienced coach, your better off finding some solid ones elsewhere if you want really good coaching

 

[The Shrog]

also, FFS FTP support is slow as hell if i can get rake back im gonna need to move fast to there

Yea, I talked to them a few weeks ago and got placed on the magical waiting list with the rest of the world. Hope you get it man, but don't be surprised if they write back saying maybe they'll get to you eventually..