I think I'm going to quit poker forever. I've lost $2500 in my last 4 sessions. I seriously think I'm going to vomit.
Someone say something that will restore sanity to my brain, and erase these:
Hero (UTG): $246.60 (246.6 bb)
BTN: $246.25 (246.3 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 9♠ 9♦
Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BTN calls $5, SB folds, BB calls $4
Flop: ($15.50) J♣ T♥ 9♣ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.50, BTN raises to $36, BB folds, Hero calls $21.50
Turn: ($87.50) 4♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $75, Hero raises to $205.35, BTN calls $130
River: ($497.50) 6♠ (2 players)
Results: $497.50 pot ($2 rake)
Hero showed 9♠ 9♦ (three of a kind, Nines) and won $0.00 (-$246 net)
BTN showed Q♦ K♦ (a straight, Nine to King) and won $495.50 ($249.50 net)
Hero (CO): $320.95 (321 bb)
BTN: $208.55 (208.6 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K♥ T♥
MP folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, SB calls $3, BB folds
Flop: ($11.50) 3♥ 9♦ 9♥ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9.50, BTN calls $9.50, SB raises to $56, Hero calls $46.50, BTN calls $46.50
Turn: ($179.50) A♥ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $261.45 and is all-in, BTN calls $149.05 and is all-in, SB folds
River: ($477.60) 5♠ (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $477.60 pot ($3.50 rake)
Hero showed K♥ T♥ (a flush, Ace high) and won $0.00 (-$208.55 net)
BTN showed 3♠ 3♣ (a full house, Threes full of Nines) and won $474.10 ($265.55 net)