****Juggernaut June Poker Chat Thread******

[switch0723]

Does anyone else punch their bed, fall on the floor in disgust, crawl all the way to your bedroom door (giving yourself carpet burn in the process), bang your head repeatedly on said door, scream at the top of your lungs (literally screaming as loud as you can until it almost hurts), saying things like "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" or "YOU'RE A ****ING MORON, YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!" or do I have a tilt problem? Seriously this is a regular occurance and I think it means I probably should quit poker because I've become a destructive person and nothing else causes me to do these things. Or maybe it's just normal when losing? Thoughts?

lol i've never had rage tilt, all my tilt involves a lot of sighing and me going, yep std, of course you have the flush

 

[tenbob]

I threw a pen at my screen once. Left a nice perma-dent as well if that counts.

I seen a guy take a tourney table and toss it a few years back when he busted. It was a heavy table as well.

 

[Monoxide]

I swear lots. Not loudly, just lots. Smashed a few mice too.... ups... at least they were cheap mice, I got a new $60 wireless optical mouse but we wont break this one we swears it we does.

 

[KingCurtis]

I said Booooooooooooooooo on the river!

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:2♦ 2♠
Sklansky group 7
Preflop: chipajones calls [$0.25]
4 players fold.
kelza71 calls [$0.25] dennnisss80 calls [$0.25] smulanb12 calls [$0.15] Sherthetilt checks
Total folds this street: 4
Flop: 6♠ 2♥ 6♣ smulanb12 bets [$0.25] sherthetilt calls [$0.25] chipajones raises to $2.50
3 players fold.
sherthetilt calls [$2.25]
Total folds this street: 3
Turn: 10♦ Sherthetilt checks chipajones bets [$4.75] sherthetilt raises to $9.50 chipajones raises to $24.55, and is all in sherthetilt calls [$14.86] [ all-in ] Hero shows : 2♦ 2♠ Sherthetilt shows : 8♥ 6♦ Uncalled bet of $0.19 returned to Hero
River: 8♠ Hero shows a full house, Twos full of Sixes Sherthetilt shows a full house, Sixes full of Eights Sherthetilt wins the pot ($52.46) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights

 

[jewboy07]

I swear lots. Not loudly, just lots. Smashed a few mice too.... ups... at least they were cheap mice, I got a new $60 wireless optical mouse but we wont break this one we swears it we does.

for the first half of this i thought you meant real mice

 

[KingCurtis]

<3

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:A♥ A♠
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
2 players fold.
spools5154 calls [$0.25] goldpineapple calls [$0.25] bammoney1 calls [$0.25]
1 players fold.
chipajones raises to $1.85
4 players fold.
bammoney1 raises to $3.45 chipajones raises to $25, and is all in bammoney1 calls [$16.83] [ all-in ] Hero shows : A♥ A♠ bammoney1 shows : 7♦ 3♦ Uncalled bet of $4.72 returned to Hero
Total folds this street: 7
Flop: 4♦ 8♣ 7♠
Turn: 6♣
River: 2♠ Hero shows a pair of Aces bammoney1 shows a pair of Sevens Hero wins the pot ($39.34) with a pair of Aces

 

[The Shrog]

Playing a $22 MTT and then taking a break for a while. Gl all you grinders.

 

[jdeliverer]

I'm showing a 90.9% ROI for the month on 6 handed SnG's

 

[Debi]

Okay - gonna spend the next 2 weeks playing wsop step sng's to see if I can qualify for the main event. After all of my research that looks like the best way for me to try.

I am at step 3 in my first attempt - wish me luck!

If any of you know of any other reasonable methods let me know lol.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Open limping makes Baby Jesus cry!

I said Booooooooooooooooo on the river!

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:2♦ 2♠
Sklansky group 7
Preflop: chipajones calls [$0.25]
4 players fold.
kelza71 calls [$0.25] dennnisss80 calls [$0.25] smulanb12 calls [$0.15] Sherthetilt checks
Total folds this street: 4
Flop: 6♠ 2♥ 6♣ smulanb12 bets [$0.25] sherthetilt calls [$0.25] chipajones raises to $2.50
3 players fold.
sherthetilt calls [$2.25]
Total folds this street: 3
Turn: 10♦ Sherthetilt checks chipajones bets [$4.75] sherthetilt raises to $9.50 chipajones raises to $24.55, and is all in sherthetilt calls [$14.86] [ all-in ] Hero shows : 2♦ 2♠ Sherthetilt shows : 8♥ 6♦ Uncalled bet of $0.19 returned to Hero
River: 8♠ Hero shows a full house, Twos full of Sixes Sherthetilt shows a full house, Sixes full of Eights Sherthetilt wins the pot ($52.46) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights

 

[KingCurtis]

3 coolers = -3 BIs

I am going to not play till tomorrow just so I don;t get all crazy and think about it too much, actually getting better at this tilt thing cuz i shut down FT as soon as I lost this third cooler. Sad about my coolers but Happy about my attitude.

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:9♦ 9♠
Sklansky group 3
Preflop: juztstylez raises to $1
1 players fold.
chipajones calls [$1]
5 players fold.
hawkfan4evr calls [$0.75]
Total folds this street: 6
Flop: Q♠ 7♥ 9♣ hawkfan4evr checks juztstylez bets [$2] chipajones raises to $6.75
1 players fold.
juztstylez calls [$4.75]
Total folds this street: 1
Turn: 10♥ juztstylez bets [$10] chipajones raises to $20 juztstylez calls [$7.50] [ all-in ] Hero shows : 9♦ 9♠ juztstylez shows : Q♣ Q♦ Uncalled bet of $2.50 returned to Hero
River: 10♣ Hero shows a full house, Nines full of Tens juztstylez shows a full house, Queens full of Tens juztstylez wins the pot ($49.02) with a full house, Queens full of Tens

 

[Lemlywinks]

God I have the sweetest live game setup in the world, and I just get coolered and coolered and coolered. 10c/20c in one 6 table game.
A7 < 75o AIPF + WTF??
A6 on a A69 board AI called by a limp/call AK preflop. Turn obv K.
Then a five handed beauty of QQ < AK < KK (I had QQ)

Still only ended up down $2 but what a damn waste. 7/5o AIPF.... really???

 

[Suited Frenzy]

I had to thank the guy afterwards for letting me show it.


Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: 48.5 bb
MP1: 186.5 bb
MP2: 98.5 bb
MP3: 261.5 bb
CO: 18.5 bb
BTN: 112 bb
Hero (SB): 106 bb

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with J

9

MP1 calls 1 bb, MP2 calls 1 bb, MP3 folds, CO folds, BTN calls 1 bb, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (5 bb) Q

A

T

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

Turn: (5 bb) Q

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

River: (5 bb) K

(5 players)
Hero bets 3 bb, BB folds, MP1 raises to 10 bb, MP2 folds, BTN folds, Hero raises to 30 bb, MP1 raises to 50 bb, Hero raises to 105 bb and is all-in, MP1 calls 55 bb

Results: 215 bb pot (10.5 bb rake)
Hero showed J

9

(a royal flush) and won 204.5 bb (98.5 bb net)
MP1 mucked 6

8

(a flush, Ace high) and lost (-106 bb net)

1. Nice ROYAL :icon_chee, CONGRATs :top:

2. WTF was MP1 thinking? :stupid: It's an insta-fold after your 3-bet IMO...

 

[tenbob]

Massive media scrum basically in the school across the road from my shop. 9 year old kid with swine flu, and 400 or so children in the tiny school. Makes it the 16th case in Ireland. Fun watching the news though.

 

[pantin007]

Massive media scrum basically in the school across the road from my shop. 9 year old kid with swine flu, and 400 or so children in the tiny school. Makes it the 16th case in Ireland. Fun watching the news though.

amazing how u only have 16 cases in ireland and we have 18 in trinidad and 4 in tobago

 

[vanquish]

amazing how u only have 16 cases in ireland and we have 18 in trinidad and 4 in tobago

do u have swine flu ?

 

[pantin007]

do u have swine flu ?

it is possible

 

[bw07507]

No matter what i ****in do, i always run like shit. Now im barely breakeven at FT after being up like $1800. Its unbelievable, im like 45 BIs below EV the last 2 months, not to mention getting coolered like its my job and donks showing up with the top of their range every ****ing hand. Sick last 10 hours.

 

[eNTy]

this is from a 50+5 20k guaranteed tourney i stupidly signed up for

Full Tilt, 30/60 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: 4,850 (80.8 bb)
CO: 8,780 (146.3 bb)
BTN: 7,840 (130.7 bb)
SB: 5,900 (98.3 bb)
BB: 3,615 (60.3 bb)
UTG+1: 4,456 (74.3 bb)
UTG+2: 1,145 (19.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,200 (53.3 bb)
MP2: 3,470 (57.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with 3:club: 6:heart:
4 folds, MP3 raises to 180, CO calls 180, BTN calls 180, SB folds, BB calls 120
Flop: (750) 7:club: 7:spade: 7:heart: (4 players)
BB checks, MP3 bets 500, CO calls 500, BTN calls 500, BB calls 500
Turn: (2,750) 8:diamond: (4 players)
BB checks, MP3 checks, CO checks, BTN checks
River: (2,750) T:diamond: (4 players)
BB bets 900, MP3 raises to 4,170 and is all-in, CO folds, BTN calls 4,170, BB calls 2,035 and is all-in
Results: 14,025 pot
MP3 showed 8:club: 8:spade: (a full house, Eights full of Sevens) and won 2,470 (-2,380 net)
BTN mucked AT and lost (-4,850 net)
BB showed 7:diamond: 6:diamond: (four of a kind, Sevens) and won 11,555 (7,940 net)

 

[S93]

donkaments are so awsome.


Poker Stars, $3.30 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: 138,648 (46.2 bb)
UTG+1: 23,695 (7.9 bb)
MP1: 66,120 (22 bb)
MP2: 42,758 (14.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 17,127 (5.7 bb)
BTN: 140,033 (46.7 bb)
SB: 12,092 (4 bb)
BB: 93,674 (31.2 bb)
CO: 46,874 (15.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with 8

8

CO calls 3,000, 3 folds, MP2 calls 3,000, Hero raises to 16,752 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP2 calls 13,752

Flop: (44,379) 9

T

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (44,379) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (44,379) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: 44,379 pot
MP2 showed 8

K

(a straight, Nine to King) and won 44,379 (27,252 net)
Hero showed 8

8

(a straight, Eight to Queen) and lost (-17,127 net)

 

[zachvac]

Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

MP2: $55.30 (27.7 bb)
MP3: $200 (100 bb)
CO: $245.30 (122.7 bb)
BTN: $326.55 (163.3 bb)
Hero (SB): $207.40 (103.7 bb)
BB: $203.90 (102 bb)
UTG+1: $267.35 (133.7 bb)
UTG+2: $200 (100 bb)
MP1: $299.85 (149.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A

5

4 folds, MP3 raises to $6, CO calls $6, BTN folds, Hero raises to $26, BB folds, MP3 raises to $56, CO folds, Hero calls $30

Flop: ($120) 2

3

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

Turn: ($120) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

River: ($120) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets $10, MP3 calls $10

Results: $140 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A

5

(a pair of Fives) and won $137 ($71 net)
MP3 mucked K

J

and lost (-$66 net)

 

[eNTy]

HU is fun
+$700 this week from playing HU, 1 tabling, only 1.5k hands though

(I posted a garph, engage doomswitch )

 

[zachvac]

Nice, that 50nl?

 

[eNTy]

Yea.
Just moved up last week.

FR is kind of breakevenish and I got a bit bored of the FR grind.
So this is a fun break. The last buy in won on that graph is AA > KK at FR though, so I'm not playing HU 100%.

 

[SPCotter]

Tomorrow evening I have a 1 in 105 shot at a $15,000 WSOP main event package, Party Poker UK Student Poker Championship Final! Exciting, but if I get to final table, or make a horrible mistake and crash, finish 2nd etc. I have no idea what I'll do with myself!