****July Poker Chat Thread****

[S93]

4. Im in a coma but will contact u for coaching when im out of it

 

[pantin007]

5. i was abducted by aliens who stuck an anal probe up my ass

 

[The Shrog]

6. I lost it all.

 

[WVHillbilly]

7. Too busy eating waffles!

 

[kleitches]

6. I lost it all.

winnar

 

[The Shrog]

Thought I was done for today...starting another session so apparently not.

 

[vanquish]

alright, i think i'm going to get back into coaching


small stakes FR, small stakes HU


PM if interested

 

[blankoblanco]

i need coach coaching, coach me to be a coach, coach

for free

 

[vanquish]

i need coach coaching, coach me to be a coach, coach

for free

only if you can teach me to steal steel

 

[blankoblanco]

but you already stole my heart once

 

[slycbnew]

Making my first Video tonight.
Camtasia is confusing me, and my voice recorded sounds like a mouse on crack.

Hope you will all have a peek at it give my play a good slagging off please

Looking forward to this!

 

[eNTy]

6. I lost it all.

the truth is never funny

and im starting to think WV is waffle obsessed, that guy just wont shut up with the waffles all the time..

 

[vanquish]

heh i just realized i had a ridiculously sweet month in june

 

[eNTy]

ur taking the 'don't look at cashier/HEM' to the extreme yo

btw: did u reach that funky 100k fpp or whatever bonus ?

 

[Deco]

The deed has been done.
Although with only two tables as camtasia violently raped my RAM.
I may attempt 4 tables 2morrow instead.

Plus my voice sounds nothing like what's been recorded. Anyone know how to edit my voice so it sounds like DeepThroat?

I'll be uploading it tomorrow as I gotta get sum kip now.

 

[vanquish]

couldn't get to 150k fpps. too much grinding. i just won a lot in normal money and towards the end i started studying up on theory, and had a lot of IRL things to do. i think what i've done in the last 1-2 weeks is worth more than any bonus ever would have been, though

 

[Deco]

ur taking the 'don't look at cashier/HEM' to the extreme yo

I once attempted this. If the curiosity doesn't get to you the realization you've ran so bad you may not be rolled for your chosen stake will force you to have a gander.

 

[eNTy]

couldn't get to 150k fpps. too much grinding. i just won a lot in normal money and towards the end i started studying up on theory, and had a lot of IRL things to do. i think what i've done in the last 1-2 weeks is worth more than any bonus ever would have been, though

putang ?

 

[vanquish]

actually i'm at a turning point in life


i realize how positive i can make things


and besides

i can turn a crack rock into a mountain

 

[eNTy]

suddenly i thought of u as one of those epic figures from the bible
are u Petrus ?

 

[vanquish]

i'm an elephant

 

[eNTy]

 

[jdeliverer]

cuteness!

that's like... a phanphy... or something (i didnt play anything past generation 1)

 

[vanquish]

my fav pokemon is gengar

 

[SeanyJ]

Charmander was the best and always will be the best.