***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[switch0723]

stars is so rogged, I rarely see another Welsh player at a full ring table with me. But just now i played 1 HU!! which is pretty meh, but they were from my town which has a population of ~40k

 

[Tygran]

Very nice Rex! Grats!

 

[Jagsti]

I'm sorry jag. I won't whine anymore promise.

I totally guarantee the above statement is false 😛.

Moaning is good for the soul imo..... showing a zillion HH's is teh meh!

 

[Tygran]

BTW... 3 huge fish on 3 different tables right now..

all of them with an Eric Cartman avatar. Coincidence?

 

[S93]

stars is so rogged, I rarely see another Welsh player at a full ring table with me. But just now i played 1 HU!! which is pretty meh, but they were from my town which has a population of ~40k

lol. I come from country with a population of 330K and if sat at a table with a guy that lived a few streets down from me🙂

 

[Monoxide]

PokerStars Game #25504505849: Tournament #142787448, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2500/5000) - 2009/03/01 20:48:42 ET
Table '142787448 836' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Monoxide123 (65461 in chips)
Seat 2: wesley_ez (295962 in chips)
Seat 3: TheWombat (32880 in chips)
Seat 4: tzahi2008 (49055 in chips)
Seat 5: gp333 (77600 in chips)
Seat 6: LANCEMYBOIL (69458 in chips)
Seat 7: Caillette07 (136636 in chips)
Seat 8: Aga2202 (104888 in chips)
Seat 9: jokerzz (123394 in chips)
Monoxide123: posts the ante 500
wesley_ez: posts the ante 500
TheWombat: posts the ante 500
tzahi2008: posts the ante 500
gp333: posts the ante 500
LANCEMYBOIL: posts the ante 500
Caillette07: posts the ante 500
Aga2202: posts the ante 500
jokerzz: posts the ante 500
jokerzz: posts small blind 2500
Monoxide123: posts big blind 5000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [Kc Kd]
wesley_ez: folds
TheWombat: folds
tzahi2008: folds
gp333: folds
LANCEMYBOIL: raises 10000 to 15000
Caillette07 is disconnected
Caillette07 is connected
Caillette07: folds
Aga2202: folds
jokerzz: folds
Monoxide123: raises 49961 to 64961 and is all-in
LANCEMYBOIL: calls 49961
*** FLOP *** [9c Th Ac]
*** TURN *** [9c Th Ac] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [9c Th Ac 2s] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monoxide123: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
LANCEMYBOIL: shows [8d 8c] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Monoxide123 collected 136922 from pot
TheWombat said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 136922 | Rake 0
Board [9c Th Ac 2s 2d]
Seat 1: Monoxide123 (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won (136922) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 2: wesley_ez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TheWombat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tzahi2008 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: gp333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: LANCEMYBOIL showed [8d 8c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 7: Caillette07 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Aga2202 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jokerzz (small blind) folded before Flop

 

[blankoblanco]

gogogo monoxide

 

[switch0723]

ONE TIME!!!

 

[eNTy]

I totally guarantee the above statement is false 😛.

Moaning is good for the soul imo..... showing a zillion HH's is teh meh!

I will do my best to only show fun/quirky/positive HH's from now on.

And since I run like shit 🙂p) that should keep the HH down imo.

 

[bw07507]

I likes march so far

 

[eNTy]

200nl ?

 

[tenbob]

I iz back from my holidays, tired, cranky, and tanned.

 

[switch0723]

fk me how have you guys started making money so quick. I havn't even started play my game yet, just been messing around playing random stuff on a break. Take your time people, its a longer month this time

 

[Tygran]

I really hope my power doesn't go out...

it keeps flickering

also because it's frigid for where I live atm.

It is actually snowing for the FIRST TIME... we got absolutely zero snow here all winter, but we are getting some on March 1st!

lol

/It's hilarious to watch idiots panicking when this happens..
//Not so hilarious to watch them try and drive in it

 

[bw07507]

200nl ?

mostly, like 300 hands of 100nl

 

[SeanyJ]

BAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guy is a 53/27

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+1: $9.90 (99 bb)
MP1: $8 (80 bb)
MP2: $16.55 (165.5 bb)
MP3: $6 (60 bb)
SeanyJ (CO): $22.20 (222 bb)
BTN: $10.95 (109.5 bb)
SB: $16.50 (165 bb)
BB: $5.30 (53 bb)
UTG: $23.70 (237 bb)

Pre-Flop: SeanyJ is CO with K

K

MP3 posts BB out of position, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $0.40, MP3 folds, SeanyJ raises to $1.50, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $16.55 and is all-in, SeanyJ calls $15.05

Flop: ($33.35) 2

Q

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($33.35) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($33.35) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $33.35 pot ($1.65 rake)
MP2 showed Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens) and won $31.70 ($15.15 net)
SeanyJ mucked K

K

(a pair of Kings) and lost (-$16.55 net)

 

[Monoxide]

guys i got pwned and made $520 or something.... omfg....


AK vs AK vs 33, 33 triples up...



argggggggggggggggggg im going to go jump off a bridge 😀 😀 😀 😀 who the fck does this at this point in the tourney?

oops nm im too high for this

PokerStars Game #25505563510: Tournament #142787448, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (4000/8000) - 2009/03/01 21:25:06 ET
Table '142787448 836' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Monoxide123 (134419 in chips)
Seat 2: wesley_ez (383778 in chips)
Seat 3: The steam (98125 in chips)
Seat 4: gsfcards (242245 in chips)
Seat 5: gp333 (170700 in chips)
Seat 6: paashaas1000 (241135 in chips)
Seat 7: Schorsch15 (111462 in chips)
Seat 8: impulsivo (130994 in chips)
Seat 9: jokerzz (184294 in chips)
Monoxide123: posts the ante 800
wesley_ez: posts the ante 800
The steam: posts the ante 800
gsfcards: posts the ante 800
gp333: posts the ante 800
paashaas1000: posts the ante 800
Schorsch15: posts the ante 800
impulsivo: posts the ante 800
jokerzz: posts the ante 800
Schorsch15: posts small blind 4000
impulsivo: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [Ks As]
jokerzz: folds
Monoxide123: raises 10000 to 18000
wesley_ez: folds
The steam: folds
gsfcards: calls 18000
gp333: folds
paashaas1000: folds
Schorsch15: raises 92662 to 110662 and is all-in
impulsivo: folds
Monoxide123: raises 22957 to 133619 and is all-in
gsfcards: calls 115619
*** FLOP *** [8c 4s 2h]
*** TURN *** [8c 4s 2h] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [8c 4s 2h 7d] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monoxide123: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Eights)
gsfcards: shows [Kc Ad] (a pair of Eights)
Monoxide123 collected 22957 from side pot
gsfcards collected 22957 from side pot
Schorsch15: shows [3c 3h] (two pair, Eights and Threes)
Schorsch15 collected 347186 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 393100 Main pot 347186. Side pot 45914. | Rake 0
Board [8c 4s 2h 7d 8s]
Seat 1: Monoxide123 showed [Ks As] and won (22957) with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: wesley_ez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: The steam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gsfcards showed [Kc Ad] and won (22957) with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: gp333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: paashaas1000 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Schorsch15 (small blind) showed [3c 3h] and won (347186) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 8: impulsivo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: jokerzz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[SeanyJ]

guys i got pwned and made $520 or something.... omfg....


AK vs AK vs 33, 33 triples up...



argggggggggggggggggg im going to go jump off a bridge 😀 😀 😀 😀

I saw that, what the hell was the guy with the 3s thinking.

Also, wtfffffffffffffffffffff

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $11.60 (116 bb)
MP3: $9.70 (97 bb)
SeanyJ (CO): $17.90 (179 bb)
BTN: $10.50 (105 bb)
SB: $11.85 (118.5 bb)
BB: $10.15 (101.5 bb)
UTG+1: $12.75 (127.5 bb)
MP1: $1.90 (19 bb)

Pre-Flop: SeanyJ is CO with 4

4

UTG+1 raises to $0.30, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.30, MP3 folds, SeanyJ calls $0.30, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.05) 7

4

T

(3 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.75, MP2 calls $0.75, SeanyJ raises to $3.50, UTG+1 calls $2.75, MP2 folds

Turn: ($8.80) J

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets $5, SeanyJ raises to $14.10 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $3.95 and is all-in

River: ($26.70) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $26.70 pot ($1.30 rake)
UTG+1 showed K

K

(three of a kind, Kings) and won $25.40 ($12.65 net)
SeanyJ mucked 4

4

(three of a kind, Fours) and lost (-$12.75 net)

 

[Tygran]

grrrrrrrr

REALLY pissed right now.

Keep getting it in good and losing against some of the most god awful fish ever

 

[Monoxide]

I saw that, what the hell was the guy with the 3s thinking.

he was too busy thinking about breathing and blinking his fish eyes to consider his hand.

 

[Tygran]

And I think what's pissing me off more is right after they take a buyin from me they leave the damn table...

I'm talking about fish who are in the 85/45 ballpark... lost 4 buyins to them as 80/20 or better favorites in the last 15 minutes lol

 

[blankoblanco]

question to the other full ring guys that play 100NL and higher: what's your c-bet % and c-bet success %?

my c-bet success over 50k hands at 200NL on ftp is around 46%, which seems really low especially since i don't c-bet nearly as much as most regs

at 100NL on stars it was closer to 55% success, but over a much smaller sample

zach? belgo? anyone?

 

[zachvac]

question to the other full ring guys that play 100NL and higher: what's your c-bet % and c-bet success %?

my c-bet success over 50k hands at 200NL on ftp is around 46%, which seems really low especially since i don't c-bet nearly as much as most regs

at 100NL on stars it was closer to 55% success, but over a much smaller sample

Filtered for only 200-400nl:

Since last month, 77.2% cbet, 46.7% success. That includes when I'm HU and shorthanded at FR tables though (and UB where I play 6max).

Filtered for more than 6 players, I'm at 77.6% cbet and 48.2% success.

This is over like 40k hands at a mix of Stars/FTP mostly with as I mentioned a small amount of UB 6max.

 

[zachvac]

lol I love UB

Stage #1289954334: Holdem No Limit $2 - 2009-03-02 00:01:38 (ET)
Table: LIBYA HWY (real money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - DJURET84 ($216.15 in chips)
Seat 4 - ZACHAV89 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5 - RUSSTEE28 ($515.05 in chips)
Seat 6 - ANDMUNN ($400 in chips)
Seat 1 - MADRACER66 ($186.54 in chips)
Seat 2 - AJFENIX ($459 in chips)
ZACHAV89 - Posts small blind $1
RUSSTEE28 - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ZACHAV89 [10c 2c]
ANDMUNN - Folds
MADRACER66 - Folds
AJFENIX - Folds
DJURET84 - Folds
ZACHAV89 - Raises $3 to $4
RUSSTEE28 - Calls $2
*** FLOP *** [7c 8h 4c]
ZACHAV89 - Bets $6
RUSSTEE28 - Raises $12 to $12
ZACHAV89 - Calls $6
*** TURN *** [7c 8h 4c] [6c]
ZACHAV89 - Checks
RUSSTEE28 - Checks
*** RIVER *** [7c 8h 4c 6c] [5c]
ZACHAV89 - Bets $15
RUSSTEE28 - Calls $15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZACHAV89 - Shows [10c 2c] (Flush, ten high)
RUSSTEE28 - Shows [Ac Kc] (Flush, ace high)
RUSSTEE28 Collects $58.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($62) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [7c 8h 4c 6c 5c]
Seat 1: MADRACER66 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: AJFENIX Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DJURET84 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: ZACHAV89 (small blind) HI:lost with Flush, ten high [10c 2c - P:10c,B:7c,B:6c,B:5c,B:4c]
Seat 5: RUSSTEE28 (big blind) won Total ($58.50) HI🙁$58.50) with Flush, ace high [Ac Kc - P:Ac,P:Kc,B:7c,B:6c,B:5c]
Seat 6: ANDMUNN Folded on the POCKET CARDS

 

[zachvac]

First 24 hours, I like March 🙂