***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

[hrussel17]

That is a crazy river always seems like i am on the other side of that hand

 

[switch0723]

SB: 1,035 (12.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,965 (24.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with T

T

SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

Flop: (640) J

T

9

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

Turn: (1,280) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets and is all-in, Hero calls

River: (2,070) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 2,070 pot
Hero showed T

T

(a straight, Nine to King) and lost (-1,035 net)
SB showed A

9

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won 2,070 (1,035 net)

makes me laff

 

[BelgoSuisse]

I think this beats your setmining shortstackers horror stories, tbh...


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

MP3: $45.95 (23 bb)
...
Hero (BB): $200 (100 bb)
...

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+2 calls $2, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $8, 3 folds, Hero raises to $27, UTG+2 folds, MP3 calls $19

Flop: ($57) K

6

5

(2 players)
Hero bets $40, MP3 calls $18.95 and is all-in

Turn: ($94.90) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($94.90) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $94.90 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Q

Q

(a pair of Queens) and lost (-$45.95 net)
MP3 showed 5

6

(two pairs, Sixes and Fives) and won $91.90 ($45.95 net)

 

[Jurn8]

I love my course at Uni! Everybody else is saying they hate theirs but I love mine.
Been building a website all day for my assignment and I just find it so cool lol!

Random but thought I would share lol

 

[zachvac]

so friend from school (I actually think he's posted here a bit before) and I were planning to go up to Turning Stone this weekend. Then we found out there was a tourney series so I figure cash action should be amazing, plus I'm playing in a $750 75k guaranteed tourney and with the entry we got our room for like half price so we're paying like less than most normal hotels plus should have insane live action plus a super-juicy tourney. Definitely looking forward to it, leave Friday and get back Monday.

edit: oh and I'm gonna win the tourney because I was talking to friend on aim who pointed out the tourney series and I said I was debating the $750 tourney and in the course of 10 minutes get AA > QQ AIPF and AA > JJ he flats 3-bet and gets it in on 532 flop both at 400nl to cover buy-in. Obviously a sign that I'm gonna win it lol.

 

[eNTy]

I'm getting bored looking at ur avatar.

Make AG find something cool please...

Oh yeah and hf&gl

 

[Chris_TC]

Since I run like ass atm, I figured why not spend 4K on this hottie:
Amazon.com: Canon EOS 5D Mark II 21.1MP Full Frame CMOS Digital SLR Camera with EF 24-105mm f/4 L IS USM Lens: Electronics


But yeah, I used FPP because I didn't want to kick my poor li'l roll while it's down.

 

[pantin007]

500bb+ pot

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($6.05)
BB ($7.55)
UTG ($3.58)
MP ($8.54)
Hero (CO) ($8.50)
Button ($5.74)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

, 6

, 4

, 6

UTG calls $0.05, MP calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05, Button bets $0.20, SB raises to $0.50, 2 folds, MP calls $0.45, Hero calls $0.45, Button calls $0.30

Flop: ($2.10) 4

, 6

, 2

(4 players)
SB bets $0.25, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $3.10, 1 fold, SB raises to $5.55 (All-In), MP calls $5.30, Hero calls $2.45

Turn: ($18.75) J

(3 players, 1 all-in)
MP checks, Hero bets $2.45 (All-In), MP calls $2.45

River: ($23.65) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $23.65 | Rake: $1.57

results-
SB shows AcKcKs7s
MP shows 8d7d4h2h and wins pot

 

[eNTy]

Yo shortstack.. Right here (points down) !!

MP3: $34.25 (137 bb)
CO: $6.50 (26 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $9.30 (37.2 bb)
BB: $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $26 (104 bb)
MP1: $25.35 (101.4 bb)
MP2: $7.75 (31 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K:diamond: K:heart:
3 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, CO raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $4.10, 3 folds, CO raises to $6.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $2.40

Flop: ($13.60) J:diamond: 9:diamond: T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($13.60) 7:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($13.60) 8:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $13.60 pot ($0.65 rake)
CO showed A:diamond: K:spade: (a straight, Seven to Jack) and won $6.50 ($0 net)
Hero showed K:diamond: K:heart: (a straight, Seven to Jack) and won $6.45 (-$0.05 net)

 

[eagle jim]

Thoughts??

www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-game-hand-analysis-50/10-nl-he-full-ring-qq-145351/#post1106186

 

[eNTy]

Yo shortstack.. Right here (points down) !!

Is it obvious that I'm re watching the sopranos (awesome ldo) from the start.
Up to half way season 2 in like 5 days !

Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in !

 

[Monoxide]

So I see a very juicy late night 5/10 table and take a shot....

Pistons is like 68/14 and will stack off with any pair, hes gone from 1k-4k and everywhere inbetween.... hes single handedly paid off like half the table.

Of course though, not me, never does anything remotely good happen to me. 80% favorite on the flop? what? that must mean I will lose.

PokerStars Game #25551088975: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 4:57:50 ET
Table 'Polites V' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Pokemyface85 ($2418 in chips)
Seat 3: 88pistons88 ($2234.75 in chips)
Seat 4: mustanggino ($717.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Tor Fey ($1088.50 in chips)
Seat 6: dreamfaerie ($1000 in chips)
Seat 7: elnummo ($1122 in chips)
Seat 8: Monoxide123 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 9: MissSarah9 ($3330.75 in chips)
mustanggino: posts small blind $5
Tor Fey: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [As Kc]
dreamfaerie: folds
elnummo: folds
Monoxide123: raises $20 to $30
MissSarah9: folds
Pokemyface85: folds
88pistons88: calls $30
mustanggino: folds
Tor Fey: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5h 4d]
Tor Fey: checks
Monoxide123: checks
88pistons88: bets $100
Tor Fey: folds
Monoxide123: raises $170 to $270
88pistons88: raises $170 to $440
Monoxide123: raises $530 to $970 and is all-in
88pistons88: calls $530
*** TURN *** [Ad 5h 4d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5h 4d 2d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monoxide123: shows [As Kc] (a straight, Ace to Five)
88pistons88: shows [Ah 6d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
88pistons88 collected $2032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2035 | Rake $3
Board [Ad 5h 4d 2d 3s]
Seat 1: Pokemyface85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 88pistons88 (button) showed [Ah 6d] and won ($2032) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 4: mustanggino (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Tor Fey (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: dreamfaerie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: elnummo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Monoxide123 showed [As Kc] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 9: MissSarah9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[switch0723]

ewwww, proper gross

 

[Tygran]

oh ouch monoxide...

you got it in good, that's all you can do.

That's what my last couple of days have looked like too... I've been the one guy at the table paying off the insane maniac fish so they can keep donating to everyone else.

Had a (I kid you not..over 70 hands or so) 100/82 with a 60% 3bet other day. He was on god mode for most of the run. He built a 5 BI stack on the table, then lost all of it in the span of 7 hands.

/note to self: look for this piston guy on the tables later

 

[zachvac]

So I see a very juicy late night 5/10 table and take a shot....

Pistons is like 68/14 and will stack off with any pair, hes gone from 1k-4k and everywhere inbetween.... hes single handedly paid off like half the table.

Of course though, not me, never does anything remotely good happen to me. 80% favorite on the flop? what? that must mean I will lose.

PokerStars Game #25551088975: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2009/03/03 4:57:50 ET
Table 'Polites V' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Pokemyface85 ($2418 in chips)
Seat 3: 88pistons88 ($2234.75 in chips)
Seat 4: mustanggino ($717.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Tor Fey ($1088.50 in chips)
Seat 6: dreamfaerie ($1000 in chips)
Seat 7: elnummo ($1122 in chips)
Seat 8: Monoxide123 ($1000 in chips)
Seat 9: MissSarah9 ($3330.75 in chips)
mustanggino: posts small blind $5
Tor Fey: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [As Kc]
dreamfaerie: folds
elnummo: folds
Monoxide123: raises $20 to $30
MissSarah9: folds
Pokemyface85: folds
88pistons88: calls $30
mustanggino: folds
Tor Fey: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5h 4d]
Tor Fey: checks
Monoxide123: checks
88pistons88: bets $100
Tor Fey: folds
Monoxide123: raises $170 to $270
88pistons88: raises $170 to $440
Monoxide123: raises $530 to $970 and is all-in
88pistons88: calls $530
*** TURN *** [Ad 5h 4d] 2♦
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5h 4d 2d] 3♠
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Monoxide123: shows [As Kc] (a straight, Ace to Five)
88pistons88: shows [Ah 6d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
88pistons88 collected $2032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2035 | Rake $3
Board [Ad 5h 4d 2d 3s]
Seat 1: Pokemyface85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 88pistons88 (button) showed [Ah 6d] and won ($2032) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 4: mustanggino (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Tor Fey (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: dreamfaerie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: elnummo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Monoxide123 showed [As Kc] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 9: MissSarah9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Ouch that really sucks.

 

[Jagsti]

OMFG, I have turned to the dark side!

 

[WVHillbilly]

OMFG, I have turned to the dark side!

Please Jag, tell me you're NOT short-stacking!!!

 

[Jagsti]

Please Jag, tell me you're NOT short-stacking!!!

Desperate times WV, desperate times .

 

[c9h13no3]

OMFG, I have turned to the dark side!

Dumped your wife for a black girl?

 

[eNTy]

Luke never short-stacked...

 

[BelgoSuisse]

One of these days...

 

[dsvw56]

Desperate times WV, desperate times .

No . . . that's not true. That's impossible!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[dsvw56]

One of these days...

Nope, don't get your hopes up. That day never comes.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Desperate times WV, desperate times .

YouTube - Darth Vader NO!

 

[orangepeeleo]

I think this beats your setmining shortstackers horror stories, tbh...


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

MP3: $45.95 (23 bb)
...
Hero (BB): $200 (100 bb)
...

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+2 calls $2, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $8, 3 folds, Hero raises to $27, UTG+2 folds, MP3 calls $19

Flop: ($57) K

6

5

(2 players)
Hero bets $40, MP3 calls $18.95 and is all-in

Turn: ($94.90) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($94.90) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $94.90 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed Q

Q

(a pair of Queens) and lost (-$45.95 net)
MP3 showed 5

6

(two pairs, Sixes and Fives) and won $91.90 ($45.95 net)

Didn't you say you wanted villains like mine at 200nl?? careful what you wish for it seems that is a shocking call pf though, i didnt think players like that were around at 200nl