omg I'm so ****ing tilted right now just played a bunch of sngs to clear it I swear I've lost every single ****ing 50-50, 80-20, 60-40, 75-35, no matter what if I'm ****ing ahead I always lose. If they have suited cards flop always gives them flush if they have random shit like 59 against my A9 either 5 hits or they pull some random straight out of their ass. Jesus ****ing Christ, I'm glad there are no ev graphs for tourneys because I would just want to kill someone @$#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%#@@@%@#% ah well -517 all in $20 and $30 tourneys, such ****ing bullshit.
why do i continue to play tournies when i always run like god at the start of them, then go card dead since i used all of my luck at the start, then use my unique skills at sucking at tournies to run into the nuts all the time
I love this line on drawy boards because I get looked up pretty light. This is the first time no pair has looked me up though 🙂:
Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
MP2: $40 (20 bb)
MP3: $200 (100 bb)
CO: $149.80 (74.9 bb)
BTN: $200 (100 bb)
Hero (SB): $218.35 (109.2 bb)
BB: $212.60 (106.3 bb)
UTG: $37 (18.5 bb)
UTG+1: $109.85 (54.9 bb)
MP1: $207 (103.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
A
5 folds, CO raises to $6, BTN folds, Hero raises to $22, BB folds, CO calls $16
Flop: ($46) 8
T
9
(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero raises to $196.35 and is all-in, CO calls $115.80 and is all-in
Turn: ($301.60) 7
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($301.60) 7
(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results: $301.60 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A
A
(two pairs, Aces and Sevens) and won $298.60 ($148.80 net)
CO mucked A
Q
(a pair of Sevens) and lost (-$149.80 net)
Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
MP2: $40 (20 bb)
MP3: $200 (100 bb)
CO: $149.80 (74.9 bb)
BTN: $200 (100 bb)
Hero (SB): $218.35 (109.2 bb)
BB: $212.60 (106.3 bb)
UTG: $37 (18.5 bb)
UTG+1: $109.85 (54.9 bb)
MP1: $207 (103.5 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A
5 folds, CO raises to $6, BTN folds, Hero raises to $22, BB folds, CO calls $16
Flop: ($46) 8
Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero raises to $196.35 and is all-in, CO calls $115.80 and is all-in
Turn: ($301.60) 7
River: ($301.60) 7
Results: $301.60 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A
CO mucked A
yeah he is starting a coaching site along with some other greats 😛.switch0723 said:
Yang will be teaching: How to crush donkaments with the power of Christ.
Jenifer Tilly: The art of value betting.
Gold: How to play tight
Helmuth: How to gain Zen, mastering tilt
Villain came to two stud tables and bought in for 2$.
He then lost a few stacks to me and started reloading 2000$ per hand 😀.
PokerStars Game #25928242009: 7 Card Stud Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/13 22:48:09 WET [2009/03/13 18:48:09 ET]
Table 'Gaea II' 8-max
Seat 1: sindri_93 ($11.55 in chips)
Seat 2: CandyceS ($3.45 in chips)
Seat 3: olinda1554 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: kasparov007 ($10002.05 in chips)
sindri_93: posts the ante $0.05
CandyceS: posts the ante $0.05
olinda1554: posts the ante $0.05
kasparov007: posts the ante $0.05
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac]
Dealt to CandyceS [2c]
Dealt to olinda1554 [As]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c]
CandyceS: brings in for $0.10
olinda1554: calls $0.10
kasparov007: raises $0.15 to $0.25
sindri_93: raises $0.25 to $0.50
CandyceS: folds
olinda1554: folds
kasparov007: calls $0.25
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac] [3h]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c] [4h]
Pair on board - a double bet is allowed
kasparov007: bets $0.50
sindri_93: calls $0.50
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h] [8c]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c 4h] [3s]
kasparov007: bets $0.50
sindri_93: raises $0.50 to $1
kasparov007: raises $0.50 to $1.50
sindri_93: raises $0.50 to $2
Betting is capped
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c] [Ad]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c 4h 3s] [Td]
sindri_93: bets $0.50
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad] [Kh]
sindri_93: bets $0.50
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sindri_93: shows [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad Kh] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
kasparov007: mucks hand
sindri_93 collected $8 from pot
kasparov007 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.40 | Rake $0.40
Seat 1: sindri_93 showed [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad Kh] and won ($8) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 2: CandyceS folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: olinda1554 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 4: kasparov007 mucked [3c Kd 4c 4h 3s Td 9h]
He then lost a few stacks to me and started reloading 2000$ per hand 😀.
PokerStars Game #25928242009: 7 Card Stud Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/13 22:48:09 WET [2009/03/13 18:48:09 ET]
Table 'Gaea II' 8-max
Seat 1: sindri_93 ($11.55 in chips)
Seat 2: CandyceS ($3.45 in chips)
Seat 3: olinda1554 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: kasparov007 ($10002.05 in chips)
sindri_93: posts the ante $0.05
CandyceS: posts the ante $0.05
olinda1554: posts the ante $0.05
kasparov007: posts the ante $0.05
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac]
Dealt to CandyceS [2c]
Dealt to olinda1554 [As]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c]
CandyceS: brings in for $0.10
olinda1554: calls $0.10
kasparov007: raises $0.15 to $0.25
sindri_93: raises $0.25 to $0.50
CandyceS: folds
olinda1554: folds
kasparov007: calls $0.25
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac] [3h]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c] [4h]
Pair on board - a double bet is allowed
kasparov007: bets $0.50
sindri_93: calls $0.50
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h] [8c]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c 4h] [3s]
kasparov007: bets $0.50
sindri_93: raises $0.50 to $1
kasparov007: raises $0.50 to $1.50
sindri_93: raises $0.50 to $2
Betting is capped
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c] [Ad]
Dealt to kasparov007 [4c 4h 3s] [Td]
sindri_93: bets $0.50
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to sindri_93 [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad] [Kh]
sindri_93: bets $0.50
kasparov007: calls $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sindri_93: shows [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad Kh] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
kasparov007: mucks hand
sindri_93 collected $8 from pot
kasparov007 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.40 | Rake $0.40
Seat 1: sindri_93 showed [8s Ah Ac 3h 8c Ad Kh] and won ($8) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 2: CandyceS folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: olinda1554 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 4: kasparov007 mucked [3c Kd 4c 4h 3s Td 9h]
Standard, imo.
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (UTG): $11.97 (239.4 bb)
MP: $3.82 (76.4 bb)
CO: $5.71 (114.2 bb)
BTN: $26.11 (522.2 bb)
SB: $6.52 (130.4 bb)
BB: $7.66 (153.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 7
Q
Hero folds, MP raises to $0.35, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.65, 2 folds, MP raises to $0.95, BTN raises to $1.25, MP raises to $1.55, BTN raises to $1.85, MP raises to $2.15, BTN raises to $2.45, MP raises to $2.75, BTN raises to $3.05, MP raises to $3.35, BTN raises to $3.65, MP raises to $3.82 and is all-in, BTN calls $0.17
Flop: ($7.71) K
2
5
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($7.71) 4
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($7.71) A
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $7.71 pot ($0.35 rake)
MP showed Q
J
(high card Ace) and lost (-$3.82 net)
BTN showed J
A
(a pair of Aces) and won $7.36 ($3.54 net)
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (UTG): $11.97 (239.4 bb)
MP: $3.82 (76.4 bb)
CO: $5.71 (114.2 bb)
BTN: $26.11 (522.2 bb)
SB: $6.52 (130.4 bb)
BB: $7.66 (153.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 7
Hero folds, MP raises to $0.35, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.65, 2 folds, MP raises to $0.95, BTN raises to $1.25, MP raises to $1.55, BTN raises to $1.85, MP raises to $2.15, BTN raises to $2.45, MP raises to $2.75, BTN raises to $3.05, MP raises to $3.35, BTN raises to $3.65, MP raises to $3.82 and is all-in, BTN calls $0.17
Flop: ($7.71) K
Turn: ($7.71) 4
River: ($7.71) A
Results: $7.71 pot ($0.35 rake)
MP showed Q
BTN showed J
well after the 14th bet, button has to calldsvw56 said:Standard, imo.
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (UTG): $11.97 (239.4 bb)
MP: $3.82 (76.4 bb)
CO: $5.71 (114.2 bb)
BTN: $26.11 (522.2 bb)
SB: $6.52 (130.4 bb)
BB: $7.66 (153.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 7Q
Hero folds, MP raises to $0.35, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.65, 2 folds, MP raises to $0.95, BTN raises to $1.25, MP raises to $1.55, BTN raises to $1.85, MP raises to $2.15, BTN raises to $2.45, MP raises to $2.75, BTN raises to $3.05, MP raises to $3.35, BTN raises to $3.65, MP raises to $3.82 and is all-in, BTN calls $0.17
Flop: ($7.71) K25(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($7.71) 4(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($7.71) A(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $7.71 pot ($0.35 rake)
MP showed QJ(high card Ace) and lost (-$3.82 net)
BTN showed JA(a pair of Aces) and won $7.36 ($3.54 net)
pretty standard
dsvw56 said:Standard, imo.
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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (UTG): $11.97 (239.4 bb)
MP: $3.82 (76.4 bb)
CO: $5.71 (114.2 bb)
BTN: $26.11 (522.2 bb)
SB: $6.52 (130.4 bb)
BB: $7.66 (153.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 7Q
Hero folds, MP raises to $0.35, CO folds, BTN raises to $0.65, 2 folds, MP raises to $0.95, BTN raises to $1.25, MP raises to $1.55, BTN raises to $1.85, MP raises to $2.15, BTN raises to $2.45, MP raises to $2.75, BTN raises to $3.05, MP raises to $3.35, BTN raises to $3.65, MP raises to $3.82 and is all-in, BTN calls $0.17
Flop: ($7.71) K25(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($7.71) 4(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($7.71) A(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $7.71 pot ($0.35 rake)
MP showed QJ(high card Ace) and lost (-$3.82 net)
BTN showed JA(a pair of Aces) and won $7.36 ($3.54 net)
The button calling that all in at the end is really kind of ridiculous! Everyone knows this is a standard fold here as we all know the MP has QJo.
I was bored so I decided to try out some Omaha, never played it in my life. I have a small idea of what is a good hand to stack off with and such but I think I'm a pretty big fish. I'm up like $15 at a 25PL table though, but I think I just run hot. 😛
Scratch that, back to even. Note to self, people always have a flush.
Scratch that, back to even. Note to self, people always have a flush.
I don't know whats worse, the fact that there is going to be an american remake of death note, which is just a dreadful idea. The fact that fking Zac Efron or whatever his name is, is rumoured to be playing Light, just because he has the same kinda hair as the guy who played Light in the Japanese version. Light is just an awsome character who is the bad guy in the whole thing, but the viewer is on his side and wants him to 'win', and that just won't happen with f Zac since everyone hates him. Or the fact that whoever is cast to play L will completely butcher the character as it is physically impossible to play that character as good as the japanese guy, since the character is really really really weird but really cool at the same time.
Tilted me more than my failed tourny day hearing that news, stupid yanks imo
Tilted me more than my failed tourny day hearing that news, stupid yanks imo
Well..i threw some water on my face and stayed at the tables long enough to stack the two fish I'd been at the tables for in the first place. Woohoo.
On another note... just watched a fun hand:
UTG: opens JJ
MP2: flats 22
BTN: 3bets KK
UTG: calls
MP2: calls
Flop: Kd Js 2h
Oh yes..there were fireworks
/too lazy to calculate the odds of that one right now...
On another note... just watched a fun hand:
UTG: opens JJ
MP2: flats 22
BTN: 3bets KK
UTG: calls
MP2: calls
Flop: Kd Js 2h
Oh yes..there were fireworks
/too lazy to calculate the odds of that one right now...
Playing the 50-50 on FTP after this hand I'm 11/92, loldonkaments:
Full Tilt, 600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
UTG+1: 12,512 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 55,690 (46.4 bb)
MP1: 33,640 (28 bb)
MP2: 42,836 (35.7 bb)
BTN: 14,214 (11.8 bb)
SB: 52,638 (43.9 bb)
BB: 9,553 (8 bb)
MP3: 12,036 (10 bb)
Hero (CO): 28,802 (24 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 9
9
MP3 calls 1,200, Hero raises to 3,275, UTG+1 calls 3,275, UTG+2 calls 3,275, 5 folds, MP3 calls 2,075
Flop: (16,250) 2
Q
9
(4 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 8,000, UTG+1 raises to 9,087 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 9,087, MP3 calls 8,611 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,087
Turn: (52,122) 3
(4 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero bets 16,290 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds
River: (52,122) 7
(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Results: 52,122 pot
Hero showed 9
9
(three of a kind, Nines) and won 52,122 (39,610 net)
UTG+1 showed Q
A
(a pair of Queens) and lost (-12,512 net)
MP3 showed K
J
(high card King) and lost (-12,036 net)
Full Tilt, 600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
UTG+1: 12,512 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 55,690 (46.4 bb)
MP1: 33,640 (28 bb)
MP2: 42,836 (35.7 bb)
BTN: 14,214 (11.8 bb)
SB: 52,638 (43.9 bb)
BB: 9,553 (8 bb)
MP3: 12,036 (10 bb)
Hero (CO): 28,802 (24 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 9
MP3 calls 1,200, Hero raises to 3,275, UTG+1 calls 3,275, UTG+2 calls 3,275, 5 folds, MP3 calls 2,075
Flop: (16,250) 2
MP3 checks, Hero bets 8,000, UTG+1 raises to 9,087 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 9,087, MP3 calls 8,611 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,087
Turn: (52,122) 3
Hero bets 16,290 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds
River: (52,122) 7
Results: 52,122 pot
Hero showed 9
UTG+1 showed Q
MP3 showed K
After Jagsti mentioned how relaxing it is to play the micros, I played some 1c/2c yesterday. I played 92/80 and lost $21 in like 100 hands.
And I didn't find it relaxing at all. The fact that people called my triple barrels with bottom pair right after I had sat down (i.e. with no way of knowing how much of a maniac I am) just tilted me out of my mind. 😡
And I'm not even kidding. The money involved really shouldn't matter to me, but it made so angry how you cannot make them fold anything. So I started making my opening raise sizes anywhere between 20c and 40c. I got action pretty much every time. I was so longing to flop second pair so I could valuetown them to death, but I never flopped anything. Then, when I finally had AA, of course I got called for 30c preflop by one player. But then he folded to my c-bet! Like wtf. C-bet success up until that point had been 18%. I mean wtf.
Then I shoved Q5s for $5 (250 big blinds) over someone's preflop raise. He called me with A7o and I sucked out. Yay! This gave me new confidence. Then this happened:
I open-raised QTo to $0.40 (20 big blinds) and got called by both blinds. The flop came:
2
5
T
SB checks, BB bets $0.20 into $1.20. I had top pair good kicker, i.e. the nuts, so I raised to $1. Now the SB called and the BB shoved for $3.32. I had not been very aggro postflop (obviously, cause they called everything and I never had anything), so I figured my hand can't be good. I folded, and the SB insta-called it off.
SB showed 5h Ah (a pair of Fives) and won $7.66 ($4.33 net)
BB showed 2h Ks (a pair of Twos) and lost (-$3.33 net)
So yeah. Second pair and third pair, but excellent kickers. After this I concluded that beating these stakes for 90ptBB must be a piece of cake if you play 15/10 and open-raise to 20 big blinds every time. Of course, I wanted to play loose as hell, so I gave up.
And I didn't find it relaxing at all. The fact that people called my triple barrels with bottom pair right after I had sat down (i.e. with no way of knowing how much of a maniac I am) just tilted me out of my mind. 😡
And I'm not even kidding. The money involved really shouldn't matter to me, but it made so angry how you cannot make them fold anything. So I started making my opening raise sizes anywhere between 20c and 40c. I got action pretty much every time. I was so longing to flop second pair so I could valuetown them to death, but I never flopped anything. Then, when I finally had AA, of course I got called for 30c preflop by one player. But then he folded to my c-bet! Like wtf. C-bet success up until that point had been 18%. I mean wtf.
Then I shoved Q5s for $5 (250 big blinds) over someone's preflop raise. He called me with A7o and I sucked out. Yay! This gave me new confidence. Then this happened:
I open-raised QTo to $0.40 (20 big blinds) and got called by both blinds. The flop came:
2
SB checks, BB bets $0.20 into $1.20. I had top pair good kicker, i.e. the nuts, so I raised to $1. Now the SB called and the BB shoved for $3.32. I had not been very aggro postflop (obviously, cause they called everything and I never had anything), so I figured my hand can't be good. I folded, and the SB insta-called it off.
SB showed 5h Ah (a pair of Fives) and won $7.66 ($4.33 net)
BB showed 2h Ks (a pair of Twos) and lost (-$3.33 net)
So yeah. Second pair and third pair, but excellent kickers. After this I concluded that beating these stakes for 90ptBB must be a piece of cake if you play 15/10 and open-raise to 20 big blinds every time. Of course, I wanted to play loose as hell, so I gave up.