*** Mo' Money May Chat Thread ***

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Its going to be so lame if someone other than flawless or diversity win britains got talent

sorry to disappoint you but ugly old woman who can't even actually sing that well if last night is anything to go by is gonna win easily

 

[S93]

UTG is mega nit reg and his UTG range is like AK+TT+ so i set mine thats why i didnt 3bet.
Oh and im running like god last couple days .

HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP: $22.50 (90 bb)
Hero (CO): $26.15 (104.6 bb)
BTN: $24.45 (97.8 bb)
SB: $25.10 (100.4 bb)
BB: $22.90 (91.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with J

J

MP raises to $1, Hero calls $1, BTN calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.35) K

J

6

(3 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3, MP folds

Turn: ($9.35) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($18.35) A

(2 players)
Hero bets $17.65 and is all-in, BTN calls $15.95 and is all-in

Results: $50.25 pot ($2.00 rake)
Hero showed J

J

(four of a kind, Jacks) and won $48.25 ($23.80 net)
BTN mucked 8

4

(a flush, Ace high) and lost (-$24.45 net)

 

[switch0723]

sorry to disappoint you but ugly old woman who can't even actually sing that well if last night is anything to go by is gonna win easily

f susan boyle

 

[kleitches]

f susan boyle

Ew, no thanks.

 

[zachvac]

You know the days when you feel like every decision you make is total shit yet somehow either it works out, you cooler opponents, and you win every flip and somehow win a few buy-ins? Yeah haven't had one of those in forever, always seemed to be the other way.

But really I'm kinda pissed at myself because I really did play extremely awful. Like there were a good 10+ hands all in biggish pots where after I made the action I realized that it was just an awful play. I got into a spot where I may have been able to fold an overpair in a 3-bet pot but instead I shove and with my line it's possible he'd fold TPTK just shit like that.

 

[Deltafrost]

You know the days when you feel like every decision you make is total shit yet somehow either it works out, you cooler opponents, and you win every flip and somehow win a few buy-ins? Yeah haven't had one of those in forever, always seemed to be the other way.

But really I'm kinda pissed at myself because I really did play extremely awful. Like there were a good 10+ hands all in biggish pots where after I made the action I realized that it was just an awful play. I got into a spot where I may have been able to fold an overpair in a 3-bet pot but instead I shove and with my line it's possible he'd fold TPTK just shit like that.

or the day when you stack ahead of villains range every time and they always catch up? thats been today except for the big pot i posted earlier. stacked top set 3 times in like 30 minutes to get runner runner str8's or flushes for villain.

 

[Deltafrost]

im done for a few days at least.

worst tilt ever, 11BI swing at 50nl ended by a 60/40 over 200 hands who shoved every 5th handish showing up with AA vs my KK for 200 BB stacks.

back to 25nl when i return.

 

[orangepeeleo]

Its going to be so lame if someone other than flawless or diversity win britains got talent

Agreed, those guys are just stupidly talented, flawless more so than diversity i think, last nights routine was the shit, like, literally sat there open mouthed, the shit.

Boyle will win it though b/c she's ugly and sings west end songs, i seriously hate her, check out the sun today with her pouting like she's a page3 girl or something, can't have a group of inner city kids winning something like that though can we, that would be just absurd, hopefully the silly schoolgirls vote for flawless in their thousands b/c i think thats the only way they'll win, which is a shame b/c it would give a lot of kids something to aspire to if they did.

 

[dsvw56]

YouTube - Stride Gum Commercial -- Office Park

 

[The Shrog]

I know I asked this a while ago, but is anyone willing to take a look at my HEM through TeamViewer or something? All my tournament stuff is way messed up, and I'd really like for it to work for tracking reasons.

 

[S93]

(X) stealing is profitable

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $25 (100 bb)
MP: $22.35 (89.4 bb)
CO: $18.60 (74.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25.45 (101.8 bb)
SB: $24.85 (99.4 bb)
BB: $25.15 (100.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to $1, SB raises to $24.85 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls $23.85

Flop: ($49.95) 3

7

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($49.95) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($49.95) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $49.95 pot ($2.45 rake)
SB showed 7

J

(a full house, Threes full of Sevens) and lost (-$24.85 net)
Hero showed Q

Q

(a full house, Threes full of Queens) and won $47.50 ($22.65 net)

 

[orangepeeleo]

Yey, just finished a session, the fish started on god mode and i was down 2BI's within 150 hands but i finished up 4BI's by the end which is good for me at the min. By the end i was in god mode though and aces actually held up twice, and both for stacks! Joy!

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (MP): $3.55 (177.5 bb)
CO: $4.57 (228.5 bb)
BTN: $2.83 (141.5 bb)
SB: $3.01 (150.5 bb)
BB: $1.38 (69 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP with A:diamond: A:heart:
Hero raises to $0.06, CO folds, BTN calls $0.06, SB raises to $0.20, BB folds, Hero raises to $0.76, BTN folds, SB calls $0.56

Flop: ($1.60) A:spade: 6:spade: 7:diamond: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.26, SB raises to $2.25 and is all-in, Hero calls $0.99

Turn: ($6.10) 8:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($6.10) 9:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $6.10 pot ($0.30 rake)
SB showed Q:diamond: Q:spade: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$3.01 net)
Hero showed A:diamond: A:heart: (three of a kind, Aces) and won $5.80 ($2.79 net)

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $1.96 (98 bb)
Hero (BTN): $4 (200 bb)
SB: $2.98 (149 bb)
BB: $2.90 (145 bb)
MP: $8.31 (415.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:spade: A:heart:
MP raises to $0.08, CO calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.28, SB raises to $2.98 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls $2.70

Flop: ($6.14) 4:spade: 8:heart: Q:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($6.14) 6:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($6.14) 3:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $6.14 pot ($0.30 rake)
SB showed K:diamond: K:spade: (a pair of Kings) and lost (-$2.98 net)
Hero showed A:spade: A:heart: (a pair of Aces) and won $5.84 ($2.86 net)

 

[eNTy]

How to suck at poker:

MP2: $50 (100 bb)
MP3: $51.25 (102.5 bb)
CO: $51.60 (103.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $54.35 (108.7 bb)
BB: $50.85 (101.7 bb)
MP1: $64.20 (128.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q:club: Q:spade:
MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 folds, CO raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($6.25) 3:diamond: J:spade: A:diamond: (2 players)
CO bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14.25) Q:diamond: (2 players)
CO bets $9, Hero raises to $22, CO raises to $45.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $21.50 and is all-in

River: ($101.25) 7:heart: (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:[spoil] $101.25 pot ($3 rake)
CO showed 6:diamond: 8:diamond: (a flush, Ace high) and won $98.25 ($48.25 net)
Hero mucked Q:club: Q:spade: (three of a kind, Queens) and lost (-$50 net)
[/spoil]

I'll coach u for my normal winrate of -2BB/100.
Otherwise I could be better off playing poker myself.

 

[WVHillbilly]

How to suck at poker:

MP2: $50 (100 bb)
MP3: $51.25 (102.5 bb)
CO: $51.60 (103.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $54.35 (108.7 bb)
BB: $50.85 (101.7 bb)
MP1: $64.20 (128.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q♣ Q♠
MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 folds, CO raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($6.25) 3♦ J♠ A♦ (2 players)
CO bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14.25) Q♦ (2 players)
CO bets $9, Hero raises to $22, CO raises to $45.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $21.50 and is all-in

River: ($101.25) 7♥ (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:[spoil] $101.25 pot ($3 rake)
CO showed 6♦ 8♦ (a flush, Ace high) and won $98.25 ($48.25 net)
Hero mucked Q♣ Q♠ (three of a kind, Queens) and lost (-$50 net)
[/spoil]

I'll coach u for my normal winrate of -2BB/100.
Otherwise I could be better off playing poker myself.

I will allow you to coach me at that price for 1 MILLION hands at 100nl. Please ship all $$ in advance of coaching. thx.

 

[eNTy]

I will allow you to coach me at that price for 1 MILLION hands at 100nl. Please ship all $$ in advance of coaching. thx.

Deal.
I will be paying in waffle money if that is all right.

 

[F Paulsson]

So I pick up my car from the shop after having it serviced. I get a little over halfway home when I notice a weird sound. I notice that it seems to disappear when I push the break but it gets a lot louder when I hit the clutch (yay, stick shift!). It gets progressively worse as I get closer to my house. Metallic sound. Very loud. The car vibrates a little bit. Its frequency goes up and down with the speed of the car and I can't hear anything when the car is stopped and running on neutral. I get out of the car and look under the hood and under the car but I can't spot anything dragging the ground or hanging down from behind the wheels. I know that the mechanic did something with my breaks so I assume it has something to do with that.

I call the shop back and ask what I should do about this; I need the car (well, a car) tomorrow morning and their technicians have mostly gone home. They ask me if I can drive it back to the shop and I tell them that I'm not sure I can; the sound has gotten really loud and it sounds a lot like something is taking serious damage. They explain that they can send a tow-truck but that if the error isn't on their side I'll have to pay for it myself. I rapidly calculate the EV of the situation and decide that I can at least try to make it back to the shop; if it gets too ugly I'll just have to pull over and call the tow-truck after all.

I start driving, but boy, the car is vibrating pretty loudly now. I try to find speeds where it doesn't seem to be so bad but I can hardly find any. About a mile from my house, I pull off the road and notice that I'm having difficulties turning the wheel, it feels sluggish. I stop, get out of the car, and now is when I notice that the front left wheel is about to come off. There are supposed to be five bolts holding it in, but now there's only four. And those remaining four are all but falling off as well.

I felt a little dumb for not checking that immediately when the vibrations started (I've driven with a slightly loose wheel before and should recognize it) but my mind was stuck on the fact that he had changed something with the breaks and that it reacted differently when I hit the breaks compared to running in neutral, etc.

Anyway, I'm a bit pissed off at my car mechanic since a wheel falling off in a 70km/h road, which would certainly have happened if I had kept driving, is not a fun thing to imagine.

Grrr.

 

[Jurn8]

I never knew you could get away with this much stealing

 

[zachvac]

I never knew you could get away with this much stealing

 

[WVHillbilly]

Deal.
I will be paying in waffle money if that is all right.

Sounds delicious!

 

[Jurn8]

 

[BelgoSuisse]

I never knew you could get away with this much stealing

and it's not just that you can get away with it. When bad players start realizing what you're doing, they tend to adjust by calling more, which should end up giving you even more money.

 

[iMaGiN.]

Withdrew most of my money, except for $4.01 from my Full Tilt account before I took a break. Was gonna deposit but wanted to see how far I can get with just $4. This was 10 days ago =)
Got it up to a decent size, and now just have been playing mostly MTT's and SNG's, with a few Ring games here and there. Up about $200 in Ring, but here's my Graph from Tournaments.
Again....all from $4.01 in 10 days =D

 

[c9h13no3]

I never knew you could get away with this much stealing

Awe, look, the nits are having a bonding moment... they raise AJo from the CO and suddenly they're "stealing".

 

[Dwilius]

Awe, look, the nits are having a bonding moment... they raise AJo from the CO and suddenly they're "stealing".

Haha. (I'm a nit btw)

Nice run imagin, but how does your graph drop to -15 when you started with 4 I'll assume that was earlier in the day that you withdrew.

 

[iMaGiN.]

Because I started playing ring games to bring my roll up, and I didn't post Ring Graph. I then lost about $10-12 in tournaments, then went up after that. =)

I really wish I took a S/S of my $4.01, but I got like 5 vouches as I made side-bets on how far I can go up with it =D