*** Mo' Money May Chat Thread ***

[Jurn8]

Awe, look, the nits are having a bonding moment... they raise AJo from the CO and suddenly they're "stealing".

hahah I actually did LOL

 

[Tygran]

Awe, look, the nits are having a bonding moment... they raise AJo from the CO and suddenly they're "stealing".

Hey! I'll have you know I raised ATo the other day from the HJ!

 

[Tygran]

On another note... strep throat sucks.

..but it did force me to take a break and not only take a break but really get away from it mentally for a few days. I'll be back to playing tonight or tomorrow.

 

[Lemlywinks]

Whew F Paulsson, good thing that didn't happen

 

[dsvw56]

Long car story . . .

Similar experience. Was driving home from work in my old P.O.S. About a 25 mile drive, the majority of it highway. Just as I was turning in to my driveway, the wheel came off (broken ball joint). Was doing maybe 3-5 mph when it happened. The wheel completely tore off the right front fender and pushed the passenger side door back about 4 inches. I can't even imagine what would have happened if it came off when I was doing 65 on the highway.

 

[eNTy]

Hero (SB): $50 (100 bb)
BB: $46.45 (92.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K:club: K:heart:
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 2:heart: 6:diamond: 9:club: (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($8) J:club: (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $7.50

River: ($28) 2:club: (2 players)
BB bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

Results:[spoil] $45 pot ($1 rake)
BB showed 2:spade: 8:diamond: (three of a kind, Twos) and won $44 ($21.50 net)
Hero mucked K:club: K:heart: (two pairs, Kings and Twos) and lost (-$22.50 net)
[/spoil]

std yo

 

[tenbob]

Meh, one of the most unmovitated yet successful months ever. 3K month in May, less than 5K hands online for a 1K profit (ship bonus whoring, and actually playing the VIP freerolls that i earn) , the rest from live games. Seriously though, I am putting some serious consideration into cashing out my online to zero and hitting a reset. I think my game is gone as far as it gets, crushing nl$100 just donsnt do it for me and im too much of a wimp to play nl$200. I think that 20BI swong in Dec-Jan has had a bigger effect on me than I like to admit.

Jeez I play 4nl$50 tables and 2nl$100 tables on a 10K roll. I think its had an effect. Gonna take like a week away from poker and have a good think about where i want to go with this.

 

[tenbob]

Oh Enty, how many buyins have you for HU nl$50, stick to FR until you have a decent cushion. I always play HU at half my usual stakes.

 

[eNTy]

30, same as FR obv.
But that wasn't HU, that was a FR 50BB min table I started.
Only 2 hands of HU before the table filled up .

 

[ChuckTs]

Just did another video with Stosh, expect the video next monday on stox I think.

 

[eNTy]

How/what do I search for to find the 1st vid ?

 

[bw07507]

Just did another video with Stosh, expect the video next monday on stox I think.

Cool, I look forward to it.

 

[ChuckTs]

Just search through stosh's videos, enty. I don't think there's anything specific about it you can search about it.

 

[vanquish]

Awe, look, the nits are having a bonding moment... they raise AJo from the CO and suddenly they're "stealing".

+rep

 

[Tygran]

OK...i'm starting to (physically) feel better.

and I'm actually *wanting* to play right now... I don't think I've been able to say that for a few weeks...

This is a good thing!

 

[bw07507]

gotta love spazzy villains

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (UTG): $125.10 (125.1 bb)
MP: $102.80 (102.8 bb)
CO: $112.75 (112.8 bb)
BTN: $119.95 (120 bb)
SB: $23.45 (23.5 bb)
BB: $104.25 (104.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with A

A

Hero raises to $3.50, 3 folds, SB calls $3, BB raises to $104.25 and is all-in, Hero raises to $125.10 and is all-in, SB folds

Flop: ($212) 9

A

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($212) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($212) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $212 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 7

K

(high card Ace) and lost (-$104.25 net)
Hero showed A

A

(three of a kind, Aces) and won $209 ($104.75 net)


Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $107.30 (107.3 bb)
SB: $29.50 (29.5 bb)
BB: $20 (20 bb)
UTG: $120.30 (120.3 bb)
MP: $75.85 (75.9 bb)
Hero (CO): $100 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with J

8

UTG folds, MP calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, MP calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) J

5

J

(2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $7, MP raises to $14, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($38.50) 8

(2 players)
MP bets $10, Hero raises to $20, MP calls $10

River: ($78.50) 2

(2 players)
MP bets $37.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $37.35

Results: $153.20 pot ($3 rake)
MP showed 9

5

(two pairs, Jacks and Fives) and lost (-$75.85 net)
Hero showed J

8

(a full house, Jacks full of Eights) and won $150.20 ($74.35 net)

 

[The Shrog]

I think....I THINK, I am coming back to poker, and the micro grind. Need to catch up with some of you guys also.

 

[ChuckTs]

Q-tipping your ears is better than sex.

That is all.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Q-tipping your ears is better than sex.

That is all.

I think you're doing it wrong.

 

[c9h13no3]

I think you're doing it wrong.

Actually, no. In Canada, all the girls have sand-paper vagina.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Actually, no. In Canada, all the girls have sand-paper vagina.

Oh, in that case, MOVE!

 

[KingCurtis]

my week so far

Blinds:
Site: Full Tilt Poker
Dealt to ChipaJones:K♠ K♥
Sklansky group 1
Preflop: 9mmbullets calls [40] floodtide1 calls [40] sueess raises to 240 chipajones raises to 1,385, and is all in
5 players fold.
9mmbullets calls [771] [ all-in ]
1 players fold.
sueess calls [1,145] Hero shows : K♠ K♥ 9mmBullets shows : 6♥ 6♣ Sueess shows : A♦ Q♣
Total folds this street: 6
Potsize: 3681
Flop: 4♠ 10♦ Q♦
Potsize: 3681
Turn: Q♠
Potsize: 3681
River: 5♣ Hero shows two pair, Kings and Queens Sueess shows three of a kind, Queens Sueess wins the side pot (1,148) with three of a kind, Queens 9mmBullets shows two pair, Queens and Sixes Sueess wins the main pot (2,533) with three of a kind, Queens

 

[BelgoSuisse]

my week so far

Bad beats in donkaments should be a source of joy, imo. After all, they make your suffering shorter...

 

[eNTy]

A number of things:

sup gutshot
and yes my turn play is teh suck
CO: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $26.35 (105.4 bb)
BB: $13.10 (52.4 bb)
UTG: $14.65 (58.6 bb)
UTG+1: $30.85 (123.4 bb)
MP1: $11 (44 bb)
MP2: $9.60 (38.4 bb)
MP3: $4.70 (18.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:diamond: A:club:
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.25, MP1 calls $1.25
Flop: ($4.85) 6:heart: 5:diamond: 2:club: (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3, MP1 calls $3
Turn: ($13.85) 8:club: (3 players)
UTG bets $1.50, MP1 calls $1.50, Hero raises to $20.50 and is all-in, UTG calls $8.65 and is all-in, MP1 calls $5 and is all-in
River: ($40.65) T:heart: (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $40.65 pot ($2 rake)
UTG showed 9:spade: 7:club: (a straight, Six to Ten) and won $38.65 ($24 net)
Hero mucked A:diamond: A:club: (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$14.65 net)
MP1 mucked 3:club: K:diamond: (high card King) and lost (-$11 net)

quite the lol
same guy as ^UTG.
BB: $4.30 (17.2 bb)
Hero (UTG): $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $25 (100 bb)
MP1: $22.30 (89.2 bb)
MP2: $26.15 (104.6 bb)
MP3: $33.40 (133.6 bb)
CO: $29.40 (117.6 bb)
BTN: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with A:club: K:spade:
Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1, 5 folds
Flop: ($3.35) 7:diamond: 9:heart: K:club: (3 players)
Hero bets $2.10, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls $2.10
Turn: ($7.55) 6:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP2 calls $5
River: ($17.55) 4:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $16.90 and is all-in, MP2 calls $16.90

Results: $51.35 pot ($2.50 rake)
Hero showed A:club: K:spade: (a pair of Kings) and won $48.85 ($23.85 net)
MP2 mucked J:diamond: J:club: (a pair of Jacks) and lost (-$25 net)

200BB deep flips suck.
Hero (MP2): $48.35 (193.4 bb)
MP3: $24.40 (97.6 bb)
CO: $5.65 (22.6 bb)
BTN: $5.55 (22.2 bb)
SB: $5 (20 bb)
BB: $3.85 (15.4 bb)
MP1: $44.75 (179 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with A:heart: Q:heart:
MP1 raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, 5 folds, MP1 calls $2
Flop: ($6.35) 2:heart: 9:heart: Q:diamond: (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $4, MP1 raises to $11, Hero raises to $45.35 and is all-in, MP1 calls $30.75 and is all-in
Turn: ($89.85) 5:diamond: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($89.85) 4:club: (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $89.85 pot ($3 rake)
MP1 showed K:spade: K:diamond: (a pair of Kings) and won $86.85 ($42.10 net)
Hero mucked A:heart: Q:heart: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$44.75 net)

So yeah splashing around at 25nl was fun. They sux even more than what I remember apparently but I spew yo.
Probably going to get 6 hours of coaching with some sick cardrunners dude who gets nothing but good reviews for June and 50nl.

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Losing 200BB deep flips suck.

FYP. Winning them is quite fun...