****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[Lemlywinks]

lemlywinks do u know who i am? :deal:

nah how would i?

 

[Emperor IX]

Thanks for sucking Full Tilt. **** you and your shitty software

Full Tilt, $1/$2 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $61.75 (61.8 bb)
SB: $66.75 (66.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $43.75 (43.8 bb)
UTG: $9 (9 bb)
MP: $49 (49 bb)
CO: $77 (77 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

8

3 folds, BTN raises, SB calls, Hero calls

Flop: ($6) 4

8

A

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets, SB calls, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls, BTN calls

Turn: ($18) 9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, BTN calls, SB raises, Hero folds, BTN calls

River: ($28) T

(2 players)
SB bets, BTN calls

Results: $32 pot ($1 rake)
SB showed A

4

(two pairs, Aces and Fours) and won $31 ($19 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$12 net)

 

[vanquish]

nah how would i?

i am vank wish

im slaos drunk :/

 

[Emperor IX]

Thanks for sucking Full Tilt. **** you and your shitty software

Full Tilt, $1/$2 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $61.75 (61.8 bb)
SB: $66.75 (66.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $43.75 (43.8 bb)
UTG: $9 (9 bb)
MP: $49 (49 bb)
CO: $77 (77 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

8

3 folds, BTN raises, SB calls, Hero calls

Flop: ($6) 4

8

A

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets, SB calls, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls, BTN calls

Turn: ($18) 9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, BTN calls, SB raises, Hero folds, BTN calls

River: ($28) T

(2 players)
SB bets, BTN calls

Results: $32 pot ($1 rake)
SB showed A

4

(two pairs, Aces and Fours) and won $31 ($19 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$12 net)

Just thought you guys would be interested to know that Full Tilt has credited my account with T$8 (converted to $7.60) so my initial investment has been returned

Certainly would've preferred to take down the pot, but this works too I guess.

 

[Jurn8]

man! I love happy hour vodka/redbull, pints and wine for £1.50 easy!!!

Oh I have the internets again which means I can play and talk pokerz yeahhh!

how is everybody?

 

[LuckyChippy]

Second hand of the session my AA gets runnered by J8, then 2 hands later my AA gets turned by QQ. I think i'm stuck. At least my take2 is done. Same table btw.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Aggression is over-rated, what counts is flopping the nuts.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($2.65)
Hero (BB) ($10)
UTG ($2.45)
UTG+1 ($5.60)
MP1 ($10.30)
MP2 ($10.90)
MP3 ($11.85)
CO ($8.70)
Button ($9.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8♠, 9♠
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.20, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20, Button calls $0.20, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($1.05) 6♥, 10♦, 7♥ (5 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $0.80, 1 fold, CO raises to $1.60, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.60, UTG+1 calls $0.80

Turn: ($5.85) 2♦ (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $3.80 (All-In), CO raises to $6.90 (All-In), Hero calls $6.90

River: ($23.45) 8♣ (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $23.45 | Rake: $1.15

 

[Emperor IX]

I'm sure I've mentioned this nonchalantly before

But does anyone know of a way to get a HUD that displays Big Bets/Big Blinds instead of $$?

 

[S93]

People.
Please stop flatting kings and aces when i have kings or queens and flop a overpair, but ty for playing shortstacked so i only lose 200BBs.

/ Public service anouncement.

 

[eNTy]

wish all the shortstackers i met had 200BBs ..

 

[S93]

Haha lol.
Obvs a typo meant to be *20BBs.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

People.
Please stop flatting kings and aces when i have kings or queens and flop a overpair, but ty for playing shortstacked so i only lose 200BBs.

/ Public service anouncement.

Yo Sindri, I'm really happy for you... and Ima let you finish, but KK is one of the best hands of all time! OF ALL TIME!

 

[S93]

Yo Sindri, I'm really happy for you... and Ima let you finish, but KK is one of the best hands of all time! OF ALL TIME!

These Taylor Swift/Kayne jokes are geting kinda old but this one actualy maked me laugh, so well played .

 

[switch0723]

Almost had my first winning session for like a month, but qq<at on a kqj board in a 4bet pot 170bb deep against a fish kinda ruins that dream. Its so depressing when im constantly getting action when i have overcards, then i finalally get action with aces and its a nit raising where he like always has a set

 

[WVHillbilly]

These Taylor Swift/Kayne jokes are geting kinda old but this one actualy maked me laugh, so well played .

My favorite spoof on the theme:

Created by HappyPixel from 2p2.

Amazing job imo (plus Durr's kinda hot ).

 

[cAPSLOCK]

That IS mighty.

 

[Salacious]

Yes, I am a god

Now this is one mightee fine thread.

 

[Debi]

Now this is one mightee fine thread.

Told ya!

 

[eNTy]

Now this is one mightee fine thread.

i smell a gimmick

 

[Salacious]

Yes, I am a god

No gimmick, this is my player name on FT. I signed up for this worthy forum on Saturday last, and management was SO impressed with me they said they'd name many threads in my honor. Soooo

 

[Emperor IX]

Wow. Never seen so many coolers

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $23.55 (47.1 bb)
CO: $14.35 (28.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): $34.40 (68.8 bb)
SB: $49.75 (99.5 bb)
BB: $36.15 (72.3 bb)
UTG+1: $34.85 (69.7 bb)
UTG+2: $34.50 (69 bb)
MP1: $42.55 (85.1 bb)
MP2: $14.05 (28.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

UTG+1 raises, 4 folds, CO 3-bets, Hero calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls

Flop: ($5.25) K

Q

A

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.25) 8

(3 players)
UTG+1 bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 folds, CO caps, Hero calls

River: ($14.25) 6

(2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls

Results: $18.25 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed 8

8

(three of a kind, Eights) and lost (-$7.50 net)
CO showed Q

Q

(three of a kind, Queens) and won $17.75 ($10.25 net)

 

[eNTy]

cus this thread wasnt created before saturday last ?

anyway, welcome

 

[Salacious]

They had consulted the oracle in August, who after tossing the bones foretold my arrival.
And thanks

 

[Emperor IX]

Limit is soooo much not fun.

 

[Emperor IX]

Well I was looking forward to posting nothing but brags this month, because it started nicely. This is my lifetime graph btw sicne i came back, ha. Not september. The last 3k hands are september