****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[switch0723]

at least im going to win the wcoop tomorrow, pretty cool consolation

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

at least im going to win the wcoop tomorrow, pretty cool consolation

really? can i stake you then?!?!?!

congrats on 8,000...think of all you could have accomplished in that time...

 

[eNTy]

like nothing ?

 

[Mortis]

really? can i stake you then?!?!?!

congrats on 8,000...think of all you could have accomplished in that time...

Contrary to popular belief, Switch isn't a vampire.

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
CO: $10.30 (103 bb)
Hero (BTN): $11.71 (117.1 bb)
SB: $10 (100 bb)
BB: $29.80 (298 bb)
MP: $15.18 (151.8 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, SB calls $0.35, BB folds
Flop: ($0.90) 5

8

5

(2 players)
SB bets $0.90, Hero raises to $1.80, SB raises to $2.70, Hero raises to $3.60, SB raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $5.40, SB raises to $9.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.20
Turn: ($20.10) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($20.10) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results: $20.10 pot ($1.34 rake)
SB showed 9

9

(two pairs, Nines and Fives) and lost (-$10 net)
Hero showed K

K

(two pairs, Kings and Fives) and won $18.76 ($8.76 net)


that was fun

 

[Emperor IX]

Jack ury is a slowrolling douche.

In more ways than one.

 

[switch0723]

if i had won 5 more buyins that i did that session, i would have ran at EV, brag?

 

[Mortis]

Jack ury is a slowrolling douche.

In more ways than one.

I believe it was 2007 where he got a penalty for saying the "F" word on a couple of occasions at the table and had to sit out a few hands, lol.

 

[eNTy]

(guy is 35/17/1 and i actually said to myself i bet this dude got a 7 before he even c/r, true story)

CO: $50.00
BTN: $113.25
SB: $60.40
BB: $52.50
UTG: $56.20
UTG+1: $50.85
UTG+2: $69.50
Hero (MP1): $50.00
MP2: $39.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A :club: A :heart:
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) 7 :club: 7 :heart: 8 :spade: (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $4, UTG+2 raises to $12, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($29.75) A :spade: (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $18, Hero raises to $35.50 all in, UTG+2 calls $17.50

River: ($100.75) 3 :heart: (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $100.75
UTG+2 shows A :diamond: 7 :diamond: (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
Hero shows A :club: A :heart: (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero wins $97.75

 

[Mortis]

^^^

That was beautiful.

 

[switch0723]

what happened to pictograms?

 

[eNTy]

cba ldo

 

[blankoblanco]

Jack ury is a slowrolling douche.

In more ways than one.

eh i think once you're as old and decrepit as jack ury is and get (understandably) patronized as much as he does, you earn the right to slowroll

 

[switch0723]

Is the slowroll your on about the 77>76 on 766?

 

[blankoblanco]

it's either that or the way he's slowrolling the grave by not being dead yet

 

[switch0723]

i havnt seen the slowroll so no idea how bad it is, just heard about someone slowrolling a 2p2er in the wsop with 77 on 766

 

[blankoblanco]

YouTube - WSOP 2009 Main Event - Jack Ury is back!!!

 

[vanquish]

he's so ****ing old, how does he still exist

 

[eNTy]

thats not rly that big a slowroll imo

 

[Munchrs]

pretty average slow roll....

 

[Emperor IX]

it's either that or the way he's slowrolling the grave by not being dead yet

At least someone caught on to "more ways than one"

 

[slycbnew]

I'm such a donkey...

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP3: $121.65 (121.7 bb)
CO: $126.05 (126.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $100 (100 bb)
SB: $269.70 (269.7 bb)
BB: $130 (130 bb)
MP1: $100 (100 bb)
MP2: $100 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 3d 9d
MP1 folds, MP2 calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4, MP2 calls $4

Flop: ($20) 7h Ad 5d (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $13, MP2 raises to $26, Hero calls $26, SB folds, BB raises to $125 and is all-in, MP2 calls $69 and is all-in, Hero calls $69 and is all-in

Turn: ($305) Qd (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: ($305) Tc (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $305 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed 7s 7d (three of a kind, Sevens) and lost (-$100 net)
MP2 mucked 5c 5h (three of a kind, Fives) and lost (-$100 net)
Hero showed 3d 9d (a flush, Ace high) and won $302 ($202 net)

 

[slycbnew]

Playing three tourneys later tonight on PS - prob doesn't matter, since I generally get bounced right around the first break...

12:55 EST - WCOOP event 9 ($215 NLHE $1M guar) silverstar+ 1500 FPP buyin - 1 player gets a seat in the WCOOP event for every 9 registered players, 5 seats added...
14:00 EST - SN freeroll
14:30 EST - weekly VIP 100 FPP buyin

Any other good cheap tourneys I missed, since I'll be awake anyhow (I'm 12 hours ahead of EST)?

 

[S93]

Maybe try the 11$ and 22$ DS(3K starting stacks and 15min levels) and the 5$/22$ 2R1A?

Good luck hope u go deep.
Im will be in the weekly 100fpp as well and might play the sat to event 9.

 

[switch0723]

im going to win the nova freeroll and the wcoop, going to be a good night