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  • #151
If you have to pee really badly and its going to be one of those high pressure pee's you pee in A. The reason is because if you pee in a wiener level urinal it will splash back onto your pants, which isn't cool! At least if the urinal is lower you can aim due south and it won't make such a mess!
 
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what if urinal A wasn't there, so it was just b,c,d and e and the pee'ers are standing at c and d. What tests do you run to arrive at a conclusion of b or e
 
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  • #153
This thread totally sucks so far this month. :(
 
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  • #154
<3 ftp so far, rakeback, deposit bonus, free CR + stox, Take 2, Ironman it's really good atm!
 
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  • #155
switch0723 said:
what if urinal A wasn't there, so it was just b,c,d and e and the pee'ers are standing at c and d. What tests do you run to arrive at a conclusion of b or e

whichever is closest to the entrance.

dakota-xx said:
This thread totally sucks so far this month. :(

what? this thread is superb and is going in a superb direction under my superb guidance. superb.

e: debi is also salacious
 
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  • #156
vanquish said:
i believe it is an old wooden ship

lol ronburgundyments
 
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  • #157
Jay Z: The Blueprint 3 is BALLIN
 
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  • #158
Every time I come in this thread I smell...piss.

But thank you for the compliment Dorkus - it was worth coming in here for that hehe.
 
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imma gonna do it. As of tomorrow, I am officially a 6max student since its the way forward on everest if i want to play normal hours while i go to uni and don't want to fade 15 man waiting lists and 10 man tables of regs
 
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should i be fun and learn at 100 or be boring and learn at the fiddy?
 
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  • #162
switch0723 said:
should i be fun and learn at 100 or be boring and learn at the fiddy?

play it safe and be boring
 
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  • #163
WRONG ANSWER
 
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  • #164
LOL

Villian got value from his top set []
Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 266325
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $28.13
BB: $28.07
UTG: $25.00
MP: $30.62
Hero (CO): $37.89
BTN: $29.06

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with J :spade: J :diamond:
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, BTN raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.85) 7 :diamond: A :heart: 4 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($3.85) T :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($3.85) 6 :diamond: (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN calls $2
 
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  • #165
switch0723 said:
should i be fun and learn at 100 or be boring and learn at the fiddy?

50 iyam. wouldn't have to be for long, just enough to get comfortable and win some buy-ins
 
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  • #166
fiddy to start +1
 
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  • #167
so betting a lot and raising a lot is a pretty awesome strategy. Playing 37/33 is pretty fun, running ak into aces twice within first 150 hands of 6max is not
 
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  • #168
lol, don't overadjust, you're not gonna win playing 37/33
 
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  • #169
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lol, don't overadjust, you're not gonna win playing 37/33
He prolly could against weak tight everest regs.
 
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  • #170
wtf is with all the coolers at 6max? Getting someone to put in like 120bb's with an overpair only to bink their 2 outer and then put the other 60bb's of their stack in would never happen at full ring, hmph
 
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  • #171
6max is rigged, i thought everybody knew
 
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at least its variance free!!

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $89.35 (178.7 bb)
MP: $50 (100 bb)
CO: $43.30 (86.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): $90.38 (180.8 bb)
SB: $51.60 (103.2 bb)
BB: $114.50 (229 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 8
club.gif
8
diamond.gif

UTG raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, CO folds, Hero calls $1.75, 2 folds

Flop: ($6) J
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2
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8
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(3 players)
UTG bets $3.25, MP calls $3.25, Hero raises to $10.75, UTG raises to $38.25, MP folds, Hero calls $27.50

Turn: ($85.75) Q
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(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $25.50, UTG raises to $49.35 and is all-in, Hero calls $23.85

River: ($184.45) T
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $184.45 pot ($3 rake)
UTG showed Q
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Q
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(three of a kind, Queens) and won $181.45 ($92.10 net)
Hero showed 8
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8
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(three of a kind, Eights) and lost (-$89.35 net)



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HAND #2
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $50.50 (101 bb)
MP: $64.45 (128.9 bb)
CO: $114.53 (229.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $123.75 (247.5 bb)
SB: $51.50 (103 bb)
BB: $2.50 (5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A
heart.gif
J
heart.gif

2 folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) J
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Q
diamond.gif
J
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(2 players)
CO bets $12.75, Hero calls $12.75

Turn: ($38.25) A
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(2 players)
CO bets $38.25, Hero calls $38.25

River: ($114.75) 4
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(2 players)
CO bets $57.53 and is all-in, Hero calls $57.53

Results: $229.81 pot ($3 rake)
CO showed 7
heart.gif
A
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(two pairs, Aces and Jacks) and lost (-$114.53 net)
Hero showed A
heart.gif
J
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(a full house, Jacks full of Aces) and won $226.81 ($112.28 net)
 
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  • #174
37/33 is way too nitty. 45/38 is way more optimal
 
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  • #175
we should keep this thread interesting, anytime someone is allin with >150bb's they have to post the hand

encourage deepstack poker, dont prod at it from afar
 
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