****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[eNTy]

DM did your name font change ?

 

[slycbnew]

6max is rigged, i thought everybody knew

 

[Emperor IX]

I love how every time I sit down for a moment to get my take 2 point for the day and I don't have time to play a real session, I step right onto a heater.

No complaints, up $60 in three days so far :-D

Now that I have the new computer set up I should have a good session coming in soon.

 

[Emperor IX]

oh and for the record, browsing the internet while destroying Crysis at max specs=Priceless

 

[S93]

One time, please?

Stacks:
SB with $25.70
BB with $5.00
UTG with $58.70
MP1 with $6.30
MP2 with $9.40
CO with $5.00
BTN with $46.95

Blinds: $0.00/$0.00
Site: Pokerstars
Dealt to SB:K♥ K♦
Sklansky group 1
Preflop:
UTG raises $0.25 to $0.50
4 players fold.
Hero raises $1.50 to $2
1 players fold.
UTG calls [$1.50]
Total folds this street: 5
Potsize: $4.25
Flop:
5♣ 4♦ 6♦
Hero bets [$4]
UTG calls [$4]
Potsize: $12.25
Turn:
6♠
Hero bets [$9]
UTG calls [$9]
Potsize: $30.25
River:
3♣
Hero bets [$10.70] [ all-in ]
UTG calls [$10.70]
Results:
Hero shows two pair, Kings and Sixes:
K♥ K♦
UTG shows a full house, Threes full of Sixes:
3♥ 3♦
UTG collected $49.15 from pot

 

[eNTy]

people need to learn how to post with pictograms

 

[eNTy]

BTN/SB: $69.40
Hero (BB): $54.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 3 :club: 5 :spade:

BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 9 :heart: 7 :diamond: T :diamond: (2 players)

Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $5, Hero raises to $15, BTN/SB calls $10

Turn: ($39.00) A :club: (2 players)

Hero bets $25, BTN/SB folds

Final Pot: $39.00
Hero mucks 3 :club: 5 :spade:
Hero wins $38.00

like so

 

[switch0723]

pretty epic effort, far superior to your first one. I like

 

[eNTy]

yeh i have tons and tons of history with btn, hes one of the regs i talk to everyday in that aimchatroom

still pretty spewy but whatever, first time he actually folded, normally he either has a set or quads when i try something like that, like the first 2 times

 

[LuckyChippy]

He tanked for ages moaning how there's always an ace when he has kings, he defo shouldn't have just called pre-flop.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($6.43)
MP1 ($4.59)
MP2 ($2.84)
CO ($5.05)
Button ($2.70)
SB ($3.15)
Hero (BB) ($7.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

, Q

UTG bets $0.15, MP1 calls $0.15, 1 fold, CO calls $0.15, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, UTG calls $0.85, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.32) 6

, A

, 7

(2 players)
Hero bets $1.20, 1 fold

Total pot: $2.32 | Rake: $0.10

 

[vanquish]

hi guise i'm hung over123

 

[LuckyChippy]

I think you have a problem vanquish.

You keep running out of alcohol which results in hangovers. You need more alcohol.

Oh and I plan on being hungovers tomorrow, maybe you can join me??

 

[vanquish]

I think you have a problem vanquish.

You keep running out of alcohol which results in hangovers. You need more alcohol.

Oh and I plan on being hungovers tomorrow, maybe you can join me??

i might not be able to join you on CC, but i'll join you in spirit!


HEYOOOOOOOOOO

 

[LuckyChippy]

spirit will do.

 

[switch0723]

I still need a good mic, can people direct me, nothing too expensive coz well its just a mic

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

I'm one tabling.

 

[Leo 50]

I still need a good mic, can people direct me, nothing too expensive coz well its just a mic

For what purpose? Talk? Vocals? Rap? Podcast?

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

I'm one tabling.

Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP: $12.37 (123.7 bb)
CO: $9.69 (96.9 bb)
BTN: $2.85 (28.5 bb)
SB: $31.73 (317.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $10 (100 bb)
UTG: $11.96 (119.6 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J

J

2 folds, CO calls $0.10, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.60, CO folds, SB calls $1.20
Flop: ($3.30) 2

J

2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
Turn: ($3.30) 9

(2 players)
SB bets $3.30, Hero raises to $6.60, SB calls $3.30
River: ($16.50) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80 and is all-in, SB calls $1.80
Results: $20.10 pot ($1.34 rake)
Hero showed J

J

(four of a kind, Jacks) and won $18.76 ($8.76 net)
SB mucked and lost (-$10 net)

...it's working.

 

[WVHillbilly]

I'm one tabling.

And you're still awake???

 

[Debi]

Playing poker while flying high in the sky is like being on drugs lol.

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

that's because you actually are on drugs. didn't you ever see fight club?

Tyler Durden: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

And you're still awake???

haha, yeah it's starting to lull me to sleep, but it's helping me think through each hand better. Plus I can watch t.v. at the same time easier.

 

[Caseace48]

anything less then 16 tables makes me want to jump off a bridge its so boring

 

[switch0723]

so i was under the impression noone ever had anything at 6max? Then how come over all of my 1.2k hands so far, i have flopped 5 sets and got it in behind each time, ran ak into aces twice, lost with a full houses twice, once deep in a 3bet pot? This didn't even happen at full ring, wtf

 

[switch0723]

6max is pretty retarded iyam, everyone always has the nuts