Sex and Poker

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Casual hookups isn't as exciting anymore ever since I started playing professionally 6 months ago. I'd rather play poker than have sex nowadays.
But if you're spending intimate time with the love of your life, it definitely is worth it.




 
I'm sure someone said it, but my association is obvious I guess, strip poker... and I think I even prefer it than the real poker😀 (especially when I'm winning😀)
 
I like sex and poker but from both of them I can get a heart attack 🙂
 
I think the only thing they have in common is dopamine,which plays in the body and makes you happy. No wonder most people with Parkinson's disease play cards and casinos. Dopamine plays.It causes a sense of satisfaction in the body.
 
poker makes analogy on many issues in our lives. Many things that happen at the tables occur in our lives, so poker and sex are all about.
 
Because you explained the association between sex and poker I see that you are as bad in your relationships as in poker
 
Sorry not really seeing the correlation with sex and poker. Never really associated the two, one you can have fun doing online or in person the other to me is only fun in person.
 
Its the best combination of play. It can Last for ever or you can bust in an instant. when playing tournaments.
 
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this one of dumbest most chauvinistic threads i have yet read
 
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John A said:
I thought this post was about having sex while playing online poker. I was curious how you'd multi-table and perform... but I guess my question still remains.
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This is possible was playing an important tournament one night sober babysitting the children when drunken partner got home from night out and she was not taking no for answer.😱
Could not fold aces or kings no choice had to multi task felt used like a piece of:hahaha::icon_porc
It was a rare floppy and either fold or all in preflop.:laugh:
 
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share and agree with many things in common I would add sex there orgasms times and is as pleasant there Imagine a world series of poker final table leagues AA against KK flop AA2 turn K river K and your opponent goes oll in which joy and satisfaction to know that you got the nut ... 😉
 
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the question is - how is a person similar in sex and poker ??? Is it possible to compare his behavior in love relationships and at the gaming table? Is it possible to make similar comparisons😎😎😎
 
Poker is a combination of tactics, strategy and player experience. Sex is every person's physiological need. I do not see any analogies.
 
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Only similar thing I can find is that I love them both 🙂
 
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Haha I liked them both, but maybe aggressive players are more dominant in bed?
 
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in both, Mike Matusow yells
"Come on, baby! Lemme get lucky! One time, baby! One time!"
 
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All in takes on a whole new meaning ........


In all seriousness ...... if you are a poker player and find someone to put up with your poker nonsense then they are a keeper 🙂
 
Will be something to have a bad beat on sex🙂)). At least there you are always happy after the hand ends🙂).
Now from serious, i dont think that those 2 things have something in common or can be compared.
 
ANATOLII1981 said:
the question is - how is a person similar in sex and poker ??? Is it possible to compare his behavior in love relationships and at the gaming table? Is it possible to make similar comparisons😎😎😎
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They both have thrills associated with it.
 
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