Hey look the women want to play poker! How can they think they are better than us?
You guys are so pathetic. We women don't have to slap it on the table to show who's bigger. We have beaten you guys so many times. We don't need to brag. Our bankrolls are reward enough for us.
I think it's time to set up that old standby Gals vs Guys tourney. A lot has changed here and hands down the women are better players than a lot of the guys you list here.
My list of top players would be me, Daks, JCQ, (as long as she isn't playing against me

), April, Katy, Bella, Trish, Jane, Beth and Kim. We have beaten you guys too many times. We just don't crow about it. And all of you know we have beaten you. In fact there are some who take particular delight in trying to beat us. We can't win all the time. So when we don't
you guys think you are masters of the universe. Think again.