I had a great one tonight. I wish Bovada saved chat histories. Basically, I stacked a guy once in a blind vs blind situation where he made a big call for stacks and turned out to be wrong (I actually had it when the money went in but had been betting big before hitting it and he decided to call down with third pair). He was really upset, and ranted about it in chat, I commented that I would be shoving my entire range there even no pair. LOL, it's a lie, but I wanted to rile him up and get him believing that I was super loose-aggressive.
A few hands later, I flopped top-two pair against his top-pair, medium kicker. I bet to 3xbb (about half-pot), he min-raised (to 6xbb) and I shoved for 100xbb+, he snap-called. So, I stacked him again. Yes, I realize it's insanity to shove like that (since normally I lose a customer) but he was so evidently tilted from chat that I thought he would call with almost anything there.
There was a ton of random chat but the best line was:
Player 5: 6, you need to die
Player 5:
you should take that money you won buy a rope and hang yourself
That's a new one for me. I was laughing so hard my GF came over to see what happened. She laughed, too, before commenting that it was sad that someone gets that upset over a game.
I then had a whole +EV conversation about how I never really play poker and I am only on there to place some bets on college football. I also talked about how poker seemed to be really easy, just bluff really big and you win most pots. I stacked #5 for 60xbb (he stopped rebuying full) for a third time a while later and he quit. After that, the table got really tight and nitty, so I called it a night. Told my GF that I'll be back, I need to run to the hardware store for some rope.
