*** Mo' Money May Chat Thread ***

[Monoxide]

Im such a nit...

but in the nit vs nit wars i am the champion.

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (CO): $50 (100 bb)
BTN: $50 (100 bb)
SB: $52 (104 bb)
BB: $57.05 (114.1 bb)
UTG+2: $53 (106 bb)
MP1: $54.35 (108.7 bb)
MP2: $50 (100 bb)
MP3: $167.40 (334.8 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 2:spade: 2:heart:
UTG+2 raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 3:spade: 4:club: 5:diamond: (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $3, Hero raises to $8, UTG+2 calls $5

Turn: ($20.75) 3:club: (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $13, UTG+2 calls $13

River: ($46.75) T:spade: (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $27 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Results:[spoil] $46.75 pot ($2.30 rake)
Hero mucked 2:spade: 2:heart: (two pairs, Threes and Twos) and won $44.45 ($21.45 net)
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[S93]

Best Ipoker skin.
Discuss

 

[eNTy]

I don't get it.
Why are u a nit ?

 

[switch0723]

lol villain


Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG: $51.25 (102.5 bb)
UTG+1: $23 (46 bb)
MP1: $51.30 (102.6 bb)
MP2: $17.80 (35.6 bb)
MP3: $8.50 (17 bb)
CO: $12.10 (24.2 bb)
BTN: $35.35 (70.7 bb)
Hero (SB): $68.50 (137 bb)
BB: $50.75 (101.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with 9

J

6 folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: ($1.50) 3

Q

K

(3 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, BTN raises to $2, Hero raises to $42.50, BTN calls $32.85 and is all-in

Turn: ($71.20) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($71.20) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $71.20 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed 9

J

(a flush, King high) and won $68.20 ($32.85 net)
BTN mucked 8

T

(a flush, King high) and lost (-$35.35 net)

 

[roundcat]

Damn switch, wonder if that was a misclick by the villain? Unless he was really crazy enough to stack off with a bad flush draw. Uh, and a backdoor straight draw and two undercards, lol.

The other day I accidentally bet $50 into a ~$2 pot because I was trying to buy in on another table and the action came to me, bringing that table to the front. 50 - enter - oops! I was horrified and think I was in a blind or something with a really crappy hand, but thankfully everyone folded.

 

[KingCurtis]

YouTube - DONK

 

[eNTy]

<3 xtranormal
everything sounds instantly better with text-to-speech
did u make that KC ?

also ship my everest withdraw in my neteller. now i can insta deposit into stars and bumhunt switch
btw: anyone know of a way to get rid of that stupid $600/day limit when depositing with neteller ?

 

[KingCurtis]

<3 xtranormal
everything sounds instantly better with text-to-speech
did u make that KC ?

also ship my everest withdraw in my neteller. now i can insta deposit into stars and bumhunt switch
btw: anyone know of a way to get rid of that stupid $600/day limit when depositing with neteller ?

yep

 

[BelgoSuisse]

btw: anyone know of a way to get rid of that stupid $600/day limit when depositing with neteller ?

Just email support.

 

[zachvac]

omg I remembered how to play poker again .

 

[Infamous1020]

omg I remembered how to play poker again .

sik lyfe

 

[dsvw56]

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $14.50 (58 bb)
CO: $34.35 (137.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $29 (116 bb)
SB: $22.90 (91.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

CO raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 6

6

6

(2 players)
CO bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 6

(2 players)
CO bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

River: ($12.35) T

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $11, CO calls $11

Results: $34.35 pot ($1.65 rake)
Hero showed Q

A

(four of a kind, Sixes) and won $32.70 ($15.70 net)
CO mucked J

J

(four of a kind, Sixes) and lost (-$17 net)

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Wow, just had my worst session ever. By far. And I don't think there's much tilt in it. Just cooler after cooler. I manage to lose money with each of AA, KK, QQ and AK.

 

[dsvw56]

My red line is positive, and that's all that really matters, right?

 

[kleitches]

My red line is positive, and that's all that really matters, right?

Looks like you're starting to turn things around, way to go man.

Belgo, that is one sick ass session. Is that at 400nl?

 

[Jurn8]

My GF's broadband is tillting the hell out of me its so bad when I fire stars up but its fine on the internet wtf !!

 

[BelgoSuisse]

Belgo, that is one sick ass session. Is that at 400nl?

A mix of 200 and 400nl. Lost $600 at 400 and $1200 at 200. And it could have been worse. For instance i only lost 40bb (at 400nl) with AA against a set.

 

[ChuckTs]

omg I remembered how to play poker again .

Same here

What a coincidence

 

[c9h13no3]

Are Limit Omaha 8 suckouts allowed?


Flop: K♠ 4♦ 3♦

Hand - equity (Scoop %)
A♠ 2♠ K♣ K♦ - 0.883 (94%)
J♠ Q♣ A♥ 6♥ - 0.117 (6%)

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Shows [A♠ 2♠ K♣ K♦] (Three of a kind, kings)
Smacktard - Shows [J♠ Q♣ A♥ 6♥] (Straight, nine to king)
Smacktard Collects $11.90 from main pot

 

[eNTy]

FML FML FML FML
Went to bed at 6 am (standard) set my alarm for 13:00 (standard) so I could get 7 hours of sleep and some way to get to bed on sunday night.

Woke up at 17:24 (FML).

 

[switch0723]

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $14.50 (58 bb)
CO: $34.35 (137.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $29 (116 bb)
SB: $22.90 (91.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

CO raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 6

6

6

(2 players)
CO bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.35) 6

(2 players)
CO bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

River: ($12.35) T

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $11, CO calls $11

Results: $34.35 pot ($1.65 rake)
Hero showed Q

A

(four of a kind, Sixes) and won $32.70 ($15.70 net)
CO mucked J

J

(four of a kind, Sixes) and lost (-$17 net)

shove teh river imo

 

[NineLions]

shove teh river imo

+1

Last time shoved river on me and I thought we were just paying the rake, it turned out they had two pair and not the straight I thought we both had.

 

[eNTy]

MP3 is Jurn..
[x] flop the nuts
[ ] its good

(7:04:58 PM) Koen: jesus
(7:05:00 PM) Koen: i now hate u
(7:05:15 PM) Jurn: thats fine mate

CO: $23.70 (47.4 bb)
BTN: $51.15 (102.3 bb)
SB: $16.90 (33.8 bb)
Hero (BB): $62.55 (125.1 bb)
UTG+1: $73.75 (147.5 bb)
MP1: $50 (100 bb)
MP2: $61.95 (123.9 bb)
MP3: $50 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q:diamond: Q:club:
UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $1.50, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $4.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $4, MP1 calls $3

Flop: ($13.75) Q:spade: 5:club: 5:heart: (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP3 bets $9, Hero calls $9, MP1 folds

Turn: ($31.75) A:club: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

River: ($31.75) 9:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $20, MP3 raises to $36.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $16.50

Results:[spoil] $104.75 pot ($3 rake)
MP3 showed A:diamond: A:heart: (a full house, Aces full of Fives) and won $101.75 ($51.75 net)
Hero mucked Q:diamond: Q:club: (a full house, Queens full of Fives) and lost (-$50 net)
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Top set mine ftl..

WTF why cant i win with flopped boats
sigh last whine for the day

MP1: $60.60 (121.2 bb)
MP2: $54 (108 bb)
MP3: $37.85 (75.7 bb)
Hero (CO): $52 (104 bb)
BTN: $9.95 (19.9 bb)
SB: $78.90 (157.8 bb)
BB: $52.15 (104.3 bb)
UTG: $29.50 (59 bb)
UTG+1: $51.75 (103.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with 5:heart: 5:club:
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: ($2.25) 9:club: 5:diamond: 9:heart: (4 players)
BB checks, MP3 bets $0.50, Hero raises to $2, BTN calls $2, BB folds, MP3 calls $1.50

Turn: ($8.25) T:club: (3 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5, MP3 folds

River: ($18.25) 9:diamond: (2 players)
Hero bets $12.25, BTN calls $2.45 and is all-in

Results:[spoil] $23.15 pot ($1.10 rake)
Hero showed 5:heart: 5:club: (a full house, Nines full of Fives) and lost (-$9.95 net)
BTN showed 9:spade: T:heart: (four of a kind, Nines) and won $22.05 ($12.10 net)
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[Jurn8]

Whats the min amount of BIs I could play 50nl with do you think ?

 

[eNTy]

Whats the min amount of BIs I could play 50nl with do you think ?

Assuming ur 9 tabling.. 10 obv.

And I lied there's more whine.
I has a mountain too: