*** Mo' Money May Chat Thread ***

[zachvac]

also when you have top 2 in a bvb spot against a reg, and they flop bottom set. Is it classed as a vistory when you lose only 25bb's due to them butchering the hand as badly as they possibly could

Yes

 

[vanquish]

400bb one was a nice river value-shove imo

yea lol i was so surprised he called

 

[zachvac]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921

From this thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...tory-song-when-i-beat-someone-headsup-491103/

 

[Monoxide]

bling blang blao

lol

"Fifty dollars" "bank wire" "ATM" "Tittays"

 

[GeoffLacey]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921

From this thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...tory-song-when-i-beat-someone-headsup-491103/

Lol I was gonna post this this the other day but totally forgot about it. That video is just epic

 

[Monoxide]

man these goddamn foodstamps don't buy diapers

So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not, cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got




AHAHAHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The guy is pretty ultra nitty like a 9/6 or something, uhhhhh, ****, I knew something was up on the flop.... shut it down.... but oh wait,,,.... ****ing river.

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: $47 (94 bb)
BTN: $43.45 (86.9 bb)
SB: $50.15 (100.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $50 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $100.75 (201.5 bb)
UTG+2: $101.75 (203.5 bb)
MP1: $56.25 (112.5 bb)
MP2: $115 (230 bb)
MP3: $81.50 (163 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with J:spade: J:diamond:
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 folds, CO raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50, MP2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 9:diamond: 7:diamond: 3:diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($10.75) 3:spade: (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($10.75) J:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO raises to $16, Hero raises to $45 and is all-in, CO calls $26 and is all-in

Results:[spoil] $94.75 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed J:spade: J:diamond: (a full house, Jacks full of Threes) and lost (-$47 net)
CO showed 3:heart: 3:club: (four of a kind, Threes) and won $91.75 ($44.75 net)
[/spoil]


This guy is running.... at 81/22.... over like 50-ish hands.

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: $92 (184 bb)
MP1: $25 (50 bb)
MP2: $49 (98 bb)
MP3: $53.50 (107 bb)
CO: $50 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $89.75 (179.5 bb)
BB: $41.55 (83.1 bb)
UTG+1: $91 (182 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A:diamond: A:heart:
UTG+1 calls $0.50, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to $2.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $5.50, MP1 calls $3.75

Flop: ($18.75) 7:club: T:diamond: 2:diamond: (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $9, UTG+1 calls $9, MP1 folds

Turn: ($36.75) 6:spade: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $21, UTG+1 calls $21

River: ($78.75) 2:spade: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $14 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $14

Results:[spoil] $106.75 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed A:diamond: A:heart: (two pairs, Aces and Twos) and lost (-$50 net)
UTG+1 showed K:club: 2:heart: (three of a kind, Twos) and won $103.75 ($53.75 net)
[/spoil]

 

[roundcat]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921

From this thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...tory-song-when-i-beat-someone-headsup-491103/

OMG, thanks for posting! That's a scream. Especially the video after reading the thread. I truly LOL'ed, then LOL'ed again.

 

[Lemlywinks]

Awesome thread and extranormal vid

 

[zachvac]

Made final table of 50-50 tonight. Was 2/9 going into it then AT < A6 for a good bit of it knocks me down to 5th then JJ < QQ makes me shortstack then end up shipping K7 called by AT he wins gg me. Still nice, $1100ish for a $50 tourney, but it's just so sick how big the flips are. If I suck out and win there that's like another ~1k+ in equity for me in a $50 tourney lol.

 

[Infamous1020]

Made final table of 50-50 tonight. Was 2/9 going into it then AT < A6 for a good bit of it knocks me down to 5th then JJ < QQ makes me shortstack then end up shipping K7 called by AT he wins gg me. Still nice, $1100ish for a $50 tourney, but it's just so sick how big the flips are. If I suck out and win there that's like another ~1k+ in equity for me in a $50 tourney lol.

yeah those flips were huge, but at least you played well

 

[roundcat]

Ohhhhhhh, I misplayed this hand so horribly! Got greedy and decided to slowplay a flopped set of kings on a board that was probably too dangerous for it. Then I made a terrible call on the river.

Please administer verbal punishment.

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$0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $65.40 (130.8 bb)
Hero (SB): $46.35 (92.7 bb)
BB: $19.45 (38.9 bb)
MP: $93.64 (187.3 bb)
CO: $63.31 (126.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K

K

MP calls $0.50, CO raises to $1, BTN folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, CO calls $3

Flop: ($9) K

7

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($16) T

(2 players)
Hero bets $9, CO calls $9

River: ($34) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $34, Hero calls $29.85 and is all-in

Results: $93.70 pot ($3.50 rake)
CO showed 9

J

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $90.20 ($43.85 net)
Hero showed K

K

(three of a kind, Kings) and lost (-$46.35 net)

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It literally made me sick to my stomach to lose this hand because it was my own fault. Thankfully I got most of it back from him on subsequent hands (he was my target at the table - 61/15/1), but it's still going to haunt my dreams.

 

[Infamous1020]

lol that check call lead line isnt really bad but really bad river.

 

[roundcat]

Made final table of 50-50 tonight. Was 2/9 going into it then AT < A6 for a good bit of it knocks me down to 5th then JJ < QQ makes me shortstack then end up shipping K7 called by AT he wins gg me. Still nice, $1100ish for a $50 tourney, but it's just so sick how big the flips are. If I suck out and win there that's like another ~1k+ in equity for me in a $50 tourney lol.

Sorry you didn't take it down, but nice finish and $ uptick anyway!

 

[roundcat]

lol that check call lead line isnt really bad but really bad river.

Yeah, I've got to learn to let go of this stupid "hope" thing.

 

[Richyl2008]

Was at this table for 2 hours tonite trying to stack this whale who was running 94/25 with a 3bet of 35%. It resulted in me losing 3buyins to him obviously

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
UTG: $99.40 (397.6 bb)
MP: $31.70 (126.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $30.80 (123.2 bb)
SB: $140.05 (560.2 bb)
BB: $64.85 (259.4 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with J:spade: K:diamond:
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, UTG raises to $2.25, MP folds, Hero calls $1
Flop: ($5.10) 5:diamond: K:club: 7:club: (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $7, Hero raises to $22.75 and is all-in, UTG calls $15.75
Turn: ($50.60) J:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($50.60) T:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:[spoil] $50.60 pot ($2.50 rake)
UTG showed 2:club: Q:club: (a flush, King high) and won $48.10 ($23.10 net)
Hero mucked J:spade: K:diamond: (two pairs, Kings and Jacks) and lost (-$25 net)
[/spoil]

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HAND #2
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Party Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
BTN: $95.95 (383.8 bb)
SB: $25 (100 bb)
Hero (BB): $25 (100 bb)
UTG: $24.90 (99.6 bb)
MP: $125.85 (503.4 bb)
CO: $53.85 (215.4 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with Q:club: A:spade:
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $25 and is all-in, BTN calls $20.50
Flop: ($50.10) J:heart: K:heart: 8:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($50.10) 4:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($50.10) 7:heart: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:[spoil] $50.10 pot ($2.50 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: A:spade: (high card Ace) and lost (-$25 net)
BTN showed 2:heart: 8:heart: (a flush, King high) and won $47.60 ($22.60 net)
[/spoil]

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HAND #3
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Party Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP: $107.40 (429.6 bb)
CO: $25 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $25 (100 bb)
SB: $32.70 (130.8 bb)
BB: $124.35 (497.4 bb)
UTG: $58.55 (234.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with T:heart: K:diamond:
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, Hero raises to $1, SB folds, BB calls $0.75, MP calls $0.75
Flop: ($3.10) 9:heart: 6:diamond: K:club: (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $2.25, BB folds, MP calls $2.25
Turn: ($7.60) 4:diamond: (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $5, MP calls $5
River: ($17.60) 6:heart: (2 players)
MP bets $8.25, Hero calls $8.25
Results:[spoil] $34.10 pot ($1.65 rake)
MP showed 2:club: 6:club: (three of a kind, Sixes) and won $32.45 ($15.95 net)
Hero mucked T:heart: K:diamond: (two pairs, Kings and Sixes) and lost (-$16.50 net)
[/spoil]


Bonus:

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP: $31.45 (125.8 bb)
CO: $25 (100 bb)
BTN: $36.05 (144.2 bb)
Hero (SB): $77.60 (310.4 bb)
BB: $38.35 (153.4 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q:club: Q:spade:
MP folds, CO raises to $1, BTN folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BB folds, CO calls $2.50
Flop: ($7.25) 2:club: 5:diamond: 2:diamond: (2 players)
Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50
Turn: ($16.25) 6:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $69.60 and is all-in, CO calls $17 and is all-in
River: ($50.25) 4:diamond: *BINK* (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Results:[spoil] $50.25 pot ($2.00 rake)
Hero showed Q:club: Q:spade: (two pairs, Queens and Twos) and won $0.00 (-$25.00 net)
CO showed A:club: 3:spade: (a straight, Two to Six) and won $48.25 ($23.25 net)
[/spoil]

 

[Irexes]

Nice Zach

FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.


and cheers Sindri, great holiday

 

[SeanyJ]

wait...

what?


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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $68.80 (137.6 bb)
SB: $77 (154 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A:diamond: A:club:
SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, SB raises to $15, Hero calls $9.50

Flop: ($30) J:heart: 3:spade: K:heart: (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $16, Hero raises to $53.80 and is all-in, SB calls $37.80

Turn: ($137.60) 7:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($137.60) K:spade: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $137.60 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed A:diamond: A:club: (two pairs, Aces and Kings) and lost (-$68.80 net)
SB showed A:spade: T:spade: (a flush, Ace high) and won $137.10 ($68.30 net)

 

[ace2daface]

richyl - them hands are fn sick. ship the sklanksky bucks though eh. !

 

[Debi]

Good job Zach - you finally got a good tourney cash!

If I don't final table in one today or tomorrow Rex loses our bet. And I usuallly don't play any on the weekends lol. I might make an exception to give him a chance.

 

[Infamous1020]

Good job Zach - you finally got a good tourney cash!

If I don't final table in one today or tomorrow Rex loses our bet. And I usuallly don't play any on the weekends lol. I might make an exception to give him a chance.

haha just play every mtt that runs bound to FT one of them!

 

[switch0723]

This guy is running.... at 81/22.... over like 50-ish hands.

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: $92 (184 bb)
MP1: $25 (50 bb)
MP2: $49 (98 bb)
MP3: $53.50 (107 bb)
CO: $50 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $50 (100 bb)
SB: $89.75 (179.5 bb)
BB: $41.55 (83.1 bb)
UTG+1: $91 (182 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A♦ A♥
UTG+1 calls $0.50, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to $2.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6,

Try 3betting like a man in the future imo

 

[eNTy]

fmlllllllll
have to withdraw like half my roll (fu parents poker will not dissappear overnight together with all my money)

ofc can't get the $300 for coaching back, so back to 1/4 of the roll i had earlier this month and 25nl.. oh joy.

 

[Irexes]

If I don't final table in one today or tomorrow Rex loses our bet. And I usuallly don't play any on the weekends lol. I might make an exception to give him a chance.

GETONWITHITPLZKTHNX~!

 

[switch0723]

fml, there go all my 'chelsea to score first, lamps to score first, chelsea clean sheet, no goals in first half' bets

 

[dsvw56]

fmlllllllll
have to withdraw like half my roll (fu parents poker will not dissappear overnight together with all my money)

ofc can't get the $300 for coaching back, so back to 1/4 of the roll i had earlier this month and 25nl.. oh joy.

ummm . . . be a man?