*****October-fest Poker Chat Thread!******

[switch0723]

fyi switch if you're prone to tilt HULHE is pretty much the worst form of poker you can play.

but thats how i roll with my monies, i don;t know how to play like anything else

 

[F Paulsson]

"HULHE - If You Fold, You're Not Doing It Right" about sums it up.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

lolllll hand 3 is awesome

 

[switch0723]

well, the gf just rung to ask for me to pick her and her mates up from their night out, sounds like a good time not to lose my roll and get wasted on return

 

[vanquish]

I HATE MY ****ING LIFE> **** ME. IM GONNA GO DRINK UNTIL FEELINGS CAN NO LONGER BE FELT BY ME.

 

[jewboy07]

I HATE MY ****ING LIFE> **** ME. IM GONNA GO DRINK UNTIL FEELINGS CAN NO LONGER BE FELT BY ME.

+1 imo

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

well, the gf just rung to ask for me to pick her and her mates up from their night out, sounds like a good time not to lose my roll and get wasted on return

hyper-aggressive animalistic sex

just fyi

 

[tenbob]

Meh live mtts are unreal....blinds 1K/2K effective stacks 20K


Drunk donk idiot limps I raise 13K from the bb with QQ, blinds fold drunk cold calls and shoves a AA2 flop. I tank, BB tells me he folded an ace, so i call. He flips A3................

I have 9K left, shove from the button with A10 drunk calls with A4 from the bb, flop 44cantfcukingremembetherestbutilosethehand......

Tracy is on the final table though.

 

[bw07507]

HU Variance. All of these hands coming within like 15 minutes of eachother.

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BB: $287.80 (287.8 bb)
Hero (SB): $127 (127 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with K

A

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $26, BB raises to $53, Hero raises to $127 and is all-in, BB calls $74

Flop: ($254) K

7

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($254) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($254) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $254 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed Q

J

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $253.50 ($126.50 net)
Hero showed K

A

(two pairs, Aces and Kings) and lost (-$127 net)



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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $196.20 (196.2 bb)
SB: $320.50 (320.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 7

T

SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) 6

4

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $4, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $8

Turn: ($30) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $22, SB calls $22

River: ($74) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $60, SB raises to $283.50 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results: $194 pot ($0.50 rake)
SB mucked and won $193.50 ($96.50 net)



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HAND #3
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (SB): $135.25 (135.3 bb)
BB: $387.55 (387.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $25, BB calls $14

Flop: ($50) 6

3

4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $36, BB raises to $362.55 and is all-in, Hero calls $74.25 and is all-in

Turn: ($270.50) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($270.50) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $270.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 9

9

(a pair of Nines) and lost (-$135.25 net)
Hero showed Q

Q

(a pair of Queens) and won $270 ($134.75 net)



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HAND #4
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $210.70 (210.7 bb)
SB: $308.10 (308.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 8

8

SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) 9

8

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $4, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $35, Hero raises to $92, SB raises to $305.10 and is all-in, Hero calls $115.70 and is all-in

Turn: ($421.40) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($421.40) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $421.40 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed 8

8

(a full house, Eights full of Tens) and won $420.90 ($210.20 net)
SB mucked A

4

(a pair of Tens) and lost (-$210.70 net)

 

[Munchrs]

is hand 4 standard by villian? looks like a pretty loose shove...

 

[dg1267]

Don't feel too bad switch. I had one of my best nights last night, but today it has pretty much all went down the toilet like I said in my last post in here yesterday.

So..... you will see me in here tomorrow about how I won thousands of dollars by catching the bad beat jackpot with 9999<AsKsQsJsTs.

 

[vanquish]

FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[feitr]

lol when you run good at HU you run good...

 

[vanquish]

i CANT EVER CLICK BUTTONS

 

[Munchrs]

you had a bad day vanq?

 

[eNTy]

I think vanq is on Guitar Hero tilt

 

[switch0723]

wanna play HU Holiday to Cambodia dude?

 

[vanquish]

Man my life sucks. I think I was trying to update this thread last night and couldn't get the "post quick reply" button right.

 

[Debi]

Man my life sucks. I think I was trying to update this thread last night and couldn't get the "post quick reply" button right.

It's time for some major changes in your life.

 

[vanquish]

I'm gonna smoke some crack.

 

[Debi]

I'm gonna smoke some crack.

No you won't. Crack sucks. And you are going to rid yourself of all the things in your life that suck. Go do the first one now.

 

[vanquish]

OK I'm gonna drink some water + gatorade powder then.

And then smoke crack.

 

[eNTy]

OK I'm gonna drink some water + gatorade powder then.

And then smoke crack.

poeh crack is for paupers..

When ur playing 400nl it's heroin at least.

 

[switch0723]

at least i kept up my running bad streak in the team event aswell

 

[Irexes]

Bet the flop, didn't want to get outdrawn.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
MP2: $187.15 (93.6 bb)
MP3: $340.35 (170.2 bb)
CO: $189.75 (94.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $200 (100 bb)
SB: $63 (31.5 bb)
BB: $61.70 (30.9 bb)
UTG+1: $122.40 (61.2 bb)
MP1: $208.40 (104.2 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with J

A

UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $6, 3 folds, Hero calls $6, SB folds, BB calls $4
Flop: ($19) A

A

A

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10, MP1 folds
Turn: ($39) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls $10
River: ($59) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $38, BB calls $35.70 and is all-in
Results: $130.40 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed J

A

(four of a kind, Aces) and won $127.40 ($65.70 net)
BB mucked 3

3

(a full house, Aces full of Threes) and lost (-$61.70 net)