****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[kleitches]

man this downswong is so retarded, like i cant even beat fish anymore. I just dont have the best hand ever, pretty much the 2nd nuts isnt good enough. 3betting j4sooted and getting a cold call from bb with flop coming down j47 is pretty cool, except for when your drawing effectively dead. As is drawing dead with ak in a 3bet pot on a k22 flop when a 53/10 villain doesnt even have a 2.

I'm on like a 30 buyin swong, so sick

How big is the swong for real

 

[switch0723]

 

[slycbnew]

Brag: 3rd hand of MTT. Thought I was up against another A until the river - figured a shove would look bluffy enough to maybe get called by any pair higher than 88, didn't consider the possibility he HAD 88...

Beat: Transformer blew in my neighborhood two hands later, no electricity = no computer. I blinded out. :banghead:

Poker Stars, $33 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: 3,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 2,990 (149.5 bb)
SB: 2,900 (145 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG: 2,240 (112 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP2: 3,870 (193.5 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with As Kc
UTG calls 20, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to 60, 5 folds, Hero calls 40, UTG calls 40

Flop: (190) Ac 2h 8s (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets 80, Hero calls 80, UTG calls 80

Turn: (430) Ad (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets 220, Hero calls 220, UTG folds

River: (870) Ah (2 players)
Hero bets 2,640 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,640 and is all-in

Results: 6,150 pot
Hero showed As Kc (four of a kind, Aces) and won 6,150 (3,150 net)
MP1 showed 8c 8h (a full house, Aces full of Eights) and lost (-3,000 net)

 

[WVHillbilly]

Such a horrible call on his part. Guess he hopes for a split with the case 8 but he's almost always beat.

 

[slycbnew]

Yes, incredibly bad call, was looking for say JJ-KK to call.

Here's a lol - just looked at the tourney, top 99 places paid, I blinded out 117 out of 645.

 

[eNTy]

Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $29.10
CO: $30.95
BTN: $51.50
SB: $29.50
BB: $24.50
UTG: $54.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+1 with Q :heart: K :heart:
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, CO calls $2.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($8.25) T :club: J :spade: A :heart: (3 players)
UTG bets $51.70 all in, Hero calls $47.50 all in, CO folds

Turn: ($103.25) A :diamond: (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($103.25) J :diamond: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $103.25
Hero shows Q :heart: K :heart: (a straight, Ten to Ace)
UTG shows A :spade: 5 :spade: (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
UTG wins $100.25

 

[switch0723]

justice

 

[S93]

Is it me or is CC really slow today?

 

[ace2daface]

Is it me or is CC really slow today?

not slow for me and im on crappy mobile broadband

 

[S93]

ah ok guess it me then, thx.

And please stop ignoring me when i try to talk to u at the tables .

 

[Emperor IX]

Argh, I've got two papers to write today, and parties that start around 7.

 

[JohnnyFronts]

Sold my house. Moving to Vegas in T-29 days. Very eggsighted

 

[Emperor IX]

): ʎzzıp lǝǝɟ ı .pɹıǝǝǝʍ sı ʎɐpoʇ 'uɐɯ.

 

[LuckyChippy]

What does it mean when you americans say something is on at 9/8 central. You has crazy time.

 

[Lemlywinks]

What does it mean when you americans say something is on at 9/8 central. You has crazy time.

Its just different time zones yo. 9 is the Eastern time, 8 is Central time

 

[vanquish]

What does it mean when you americans say something is on at 9/8 central. You has crazy time.

Nine eastern time, so NYC Boston Miami which is equal to 8pm central time so Chicago Detroit etc. Time zones go all the way to Hawaii which is minus five hours I believe. America is pretty big after all

 

[Monoxide]

What does it mean when you americans say something is on at 9/8 central. You has crazy time.

if you dont understand american time... you can just giiitt outtt!!



****in allsp is my favorite site ever

 

[eNTy]

stop doing that emperor, ur making me dizzy, and die switch

 

[vanquish]

http://www.jokeroo.com/video/music/hot-violin-girls-system-of-a-down.html

 

[Crummy]

Argh, I've got two papers to write today, and parties that start around 7.

I feel your pain! I have a two and a half page paper due by Sunday, plus a lab with report.... However tonight I'm going bowling and hopefully getting so sloppy drunk that I can't remember my name, tomorrow I have a massage, the gun range and Sunday I have two Mini FTOP games! Plus I hope to beat Batman Arkham Asylum this weekend too!

 

[Debi]

Sold my house. Moving to Vegas in T-29 days. Very eggsighted

Will you be there yet when I am there? I am arriving Oct 12th and leaving on the 15th.

 

[JohnnyFronts]

Will you be there yet when I am there? I am arriving Oct 12th and leaving on the 15th.

I dont have the days set in stone, but depending on the flight schedules and prices, probably Im going to be apartment-shopping.

 

[ace2daface]

And please stop ignoring me when i try to talk to u at the tables .

this is kinda funny as i thought u were ignoring me.i said hello to you several times and you never answered me? i thought that i had done summit to offend you lol.

sometimes i dont see when im multi tabling . ur obv the same

 

[S93]

lol we most have been trying to talk on difrent tables :/

 

[Deco]

Being on a 14Buyins Swing this makes me happy.
Is it wrong that other people's suffering brings me relief from my own?