****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[ace2daface]

i remember saying hi sindri and then hi icelander and getting no answer. i was like "sindri does not wanna talk "

 

[S93]

Nah im pretty sure thats what seperates humans from animals...

 

[Crummy]

Typical day for me (bad call on my part):

Crummy06 posts (SB) $0.25
blah posts (BB) $0.50
Dealt to Crummy06 As Qs
fold,
Other guy raises to $1.25
this guy ends up folding calls $1.25
Crummy06 raises to $2
fold,
Other guy raises to $11.70 (AI)
fold,
Crummy06 calls $8.25 (AI)
FLOP ($22.25) 8c 3c 6c
TURN ($22.25) 8c 3c 6c 3d
RIVER ($22.25) 8c 3c 6c 3d Jc
Other guy shows 9c Ad
(Pre 25%, Flop 49.2%, Turn 34.1%)
Crummy06 shows As Qs
(Pre 75%, Flop 50.8%, Turn 65.9%)
Other guy wins $21.15

 

[kleitches]

Being on a 14Buyins Swing this makes me happy.
Is it wrong that other people's suffering brings me relief from my own?

I am also part of the 14 buy-in swong club this month. I propose a toast.

*To sucking hard at poker!*

 

[Lemlywinks]

if you dont understand american time... you can just giiitt outtt!!



****in allsp is my favorite site ever

Yea ever seen the World of Warcraft one/ Casa Bonita? those are my favorite sp episodes

 

[dmorris68]

Lulz. Playing the $28K Guarantee on FT tonight...

Full Tilt, 100/200 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: 6,301 (31.5 bb)
MP3: 5,828 (29.1 bb)
CO: 5,310 (26.6 bb)
BTN: 3,006 (15 bb)
SB: 5,770 (28.9 bb)
BB: 11,395 (57 bb)
UTG+1: 9,280 (46.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 16,505 (82.5 bb)
MP1: 6,280 (31.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 600, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,828 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero calls 5,228

Flop: (11,956) 6

J

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (11,956) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,956) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 11,956 pot
MP3 showed 9

9

(two pairs, Nines and Sixes) and lost (-5,828 net)
Hero showed Q

Q

(two pairs, Queens and Sixes) and won 11,956 (6,128 net)


This guy had shoved K4o just a few hands earlier with 14bb and sucked out, so I didn't give the call much thought. I mean, damn, shove almost 30bb into a 3x raise with 99? My table image had been pretty TAG and I was table chip leader at this point, don't know what the hell he was thinking.

 

[dmorris68]

LOL, same tourney, I mistyped a 1200 raise as 12,100 with JTs. And got shoved on by 66 with a 13.9K stack (another strange shove into a raise, blinds were only 250/500). Oops, nothing I could do at that point, had to call for another 1K. Rivered a J. Whew...

Now in 4th place with 221 remaining

 

[dmorris68]

Wow, this tourney just gets weirder and weirder. The guy to my right, 2nd stack behind me with 44K (32/18/4.5 with the 60 hands I have on him), puts in 9K on the turn (12K total) to put his villain all-in. His villain shoves but has 9080, so it's 80 more to call. And the raiser folds!? He just flushed 12K and couldn't call EIGHTY more??? This is a $26 tourney, not a freeroll donkament!

I hope that was a misclicked fold. He didn't say so, but damn...

 

[coolnout]

Now in 4th place with 221 remaining

GL man TID!!!

 

[coolnout]

6th with 56 remaining! GL GOGOGOGOGO rofl that hand with Q10 and that Zentime guy flopped the nut flush and then the guy hits the full house on the turn after going all in. So gross.

 

[dmorris68]

yeah, that was pretty sick. My KK took most of those away on the next hand or so, but that dude has been waking up with a ton of hands when he's not getting pure lucky.

8th now and hanging on.

 

[dmorris68]

*Sigh*

Out in 27th place for $104, out of 1259 entrants. Took a crippling hit after my KK was outflopped by a set of 9's. I bounced back and forth for awhile until I got to 11bb and shoved 77, called by AK who flopped aces full. Ouch.

Oh well, I think I played pretty well overall. This is the 1st big MTT since I won the $25K Guaranteed in July, and I managed to go this deep, so can't complain I guess. Now back to SnG's until I build my strength up for the next marathon MTT, LOL.

 

[switch0723]

I went out at 7.30 yesterday, starting playing stupid drinking games which are unbelievably rigged, remember eating pizza, getting into a club i assume was in town and a mate fail to pull a fat chick to which i lol'd. Woke up at 1 on my landing floor, chazam

 

[eNTy]

1pm ? why so early
sleep in dude

 

[vanquish]

I went out at 7.30 yesterday, starting playing stupid drinking games which are unbelievably rigged, remember eating pizza, getting into a club i assume was in town and a mate fail to pull a fat chick to which i lol'd. Woke up at 1 on my landing floor, chazam

pretty similar to my night last night


except i woke up at 10:30 am bc the alcohol metabolized n shyt

 

[Caseace48]

BACK FROM THE HONEYMOON WEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ I LOVE BEING MARRIED

 

[Debi]

Congrats Case!! And yea - being married is fantastic when you find the right person.

 

[S93]

Congrats Case!

 

[eNTy]

where did u go?

 

[blankoblanco]

a couple fun hands vs a total lunatic. i think this qualifies as a beat:


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $403.60 (201.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): $417.80 (208.9 bb)
Monkey: $136.15 (68.1 bb)
CO: $291.35 (145.7 bb)
BTN: $456.65 (228.3 bb)
SB: $455.80 (227.9 bb)
BB: $463.85 (231.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with K♥ K♠
MP1 folds, Hero raises to $7, Monkey raises to $24, 4 folds, Hero raises to $55, Monkey calls $31

Flop: ($113) 3♦ T♠ 4♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, Monkey bets $81.15 and is all-in, Hero calls $81.15

Turn: ($275.30) Q♦ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($275.30) Q♥ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $275.30 pot ($3 rake)
Monkey showed Q♠ K♣ (three of a kind, Queens) and won $272.30 ($136.15 net)
Hero showed K♥ K♠ (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and lost (-$136.15 net)


hmmmmmm it seems i was trapped. i know you must feel guilty sir, would you mind giving me back my money?


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $403 (201.5 bb)
MP3: $398.60 (199.3 bb)
Hero (CO): $278.65 (139.3 bb)
Monkey: $285.70 (142.9 bb)
SB: $285.35 (142.7 bb)
BB: $200 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $454.80 (227.4 bb)
MP1: $460.85 (230.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K♥ K♣
UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, Monkey raises to $32, 3 folds, Hero raises to $86, Monkey calls $54

Flop: ($177) Q♥ 5♥ T♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $45, Monkey calls $45

Turn: ($267) 3♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $147.65 and is all-in, Monkey calls $147.65

River: ($562.30) 2♦ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $562.30 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed K♥ K♣ (a pair of Kings) and won $559.30 ($280.65 net)
Monkey showed 8♦ K♦ (high card King) and lost (-$278.65 net)

cool thanks

 

[eNTy]

lol

 

[vanquish]

a couple fun hands vs a total lunatic. i think this qualifies as a beat:


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP1: $403.60 (201.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): $417.80 (208.9 bb)
Monkey: $136.15 (68.1 bb)
CO: $291.35 (145.7 bb)
BTN: $456.65 (228.3 bb)
SB: $455.80 (227.9 bb)
BB: $463.85 (231.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP2 with K♥ K♠
MP1 folds, Hero raises to $7, Monkey raises to $24, 4 folds, Hero raises to $55, Monkey calls $31

Flop: ($113) 3♦ T♠ 4♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, Monkey bets $81.15 and is all-in, Hero calls $81.15

Turn: ($275.30) Q♦ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($275.30) Q♥ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $275.30 pot ($3 rake)
Monkey showed Q♠ K♣ (three of a kind, Queens) and won $272.30 ($136.15 net)
Hero showed K♥ K♠ (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and lost (-$136.15 net)


hmmmmmm it seems i was trapped. i know you must feel guilty sir, would you mind giving me back my money?


Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

MP2: $403 (201.5 bb)
MP3: $398.60 (199.3 bb)
Hero (CO): $278.65 (139.3 bb)
Monkey: $285.70 (142.9 bb)
SB: $285.35 (142.7 bb)
BB: $200 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $454.80 (227.4 bb)
MP1: $460.85 (230.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K♥ K♣
UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, Monkey raises to $32, 3 folds, Hero raises to $86, Monkey calls $54

Flop: ($177) Q♥ 5♥ T♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $45, Monkey calls $45

Turn: ($267) 3♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $147.65 and is all-in, Monkey calls $147.65

River: ($562.30) 2♦ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $562.30 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed K♥ K♣ (a pair of Kings) and won $559.30 ($280.65 net)
Monkey showed 8♦ K♦ (high card King) and lost (-$278.65 net)

cool thanks

no pair no draw? i call

 

[eNTy]

teach me to get KK twice vs a total lunatic thx
this seems to be the secret to poker

 

[S93]

no pair no draw? i call

Are back door trips and pair possibilitys not draws?

 

[Dwilius]

Are back door trips and pair possibilitys not draws?

This is what i was thinking, combodraw first hand, flopped all red second one (had to showdown for sidebet). Standard.