****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[switch0723]

I will take full credit

 

[switch0723]

holy hell, djk won 2 wcoop events and came 4th in the main event. That is absurd

 

[Debi]

holy hell, djk won 2 wcoop events and came 4th in the main event. That is absurd

He had moved into 1st place when I went to bed last night - so I was thinking he might take it down. I think he is only about 22 years old. Definitely sick lol.

 

[ace2daface]

wish i was djk

 

[switch0723]

mbn to win 100k then a couple of weeks later win 250k then a couple of hours later win like 700k, I need to learn to play limit pokery and longaments

 

[ace2daface]

sick garph i'd say

 

[Emperor IX]

It looks like Jovial Gent took it down. I watched it until I went to bed last night - was surprised at some of the poor play I saw lol.

And good for Elky - taking down his 2nd event on Sunday! I guess if I couldn't win it I am happy that he did. Thankfully he wasn't on any of my tables - I would have been shaking like a leaf lol.

He had a final table yesterday too.

 

[Caseace48]

i approve of case's garff, those months are awsome, sick job

Your graph will definitely look like that for the end of this month, I can feel it....your too good of a player for variance to keep you down!

 

[switch0723]

fist pumping a winning session at the fiddy, being up more than 1 buyin to end a session feels so wild

 

[pantin007]

yaa for only playing 2k hands this month
i feel like a bum

 

[Debi]

fist pumping a winning session at the fiddy, being up more than 1 buyin to end a session feels so wild

Did you drop down?

 

[Jagsti]

Maybe 50 = fiddy, but I dunno?

 

[eNTy]

lol
obv it is

 

[kleitches]

old people ITT

 

[pantin007]

anybody have any history clearing the titan bonus?

 

[Monoxide]

thats the ingredients...

sugar....water...


and of course...purple.


YouTube - Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink

 

[switch0723]

older old people itt, ye like 3 weeks ago i was at 200, now im trying to just grind out winning sessions at fiddy, cool. At least this is amazing

YouTube - Enter Shikari - Juggernauts - Live Lounge

 

[Lemlywinks]

Watching Chappelle's show gets me everytime. He just has an incredible hilarity to him

"Game... Blouses"

 

[Suited Frenzy]

People not betting their hands correctly = me getting full value :top:

Full Tilt, 30/60 blinds NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: 1,403 (23.4 bb)
MP1: 5,435 (90.6 bb)
MP2: 1,405 (23.4 bb)
MP3: 595 (9.9 bb)
CO: 3,282 (54.7 bb)
BTN: 1,525 (25.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,570 (26.2 bb)
BB: 1,405 (23.4 bb)
UTG+1: 780 (13 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with A

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 60, 5 folds, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (180) 5

Q

T

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: (180) 3

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks

River: (180) K

(3 players)
Hero bets 180, BB folds, UTG+2 raises to 420, Hero raises to 1,510 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 923 and is all-in

Results: 2,866 pot
Hero showed A

J

(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won 2,866 (1,463 net)
UTG+2 mucked and lost (-1,403 net)

 

[dmorris68]

What did he have? AK, or slowplaying KK?

 

[switch0723]

yay back to back winning sessions for the first time in about 5 weeks. even though i ran below ev yet again and got owned hard

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HAND #1
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Party Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

SB: $8.75 (17.5 bb)
BB: $34.65 (69.3 bb)
UTG+1: $28.15 (56.3 bb)
UTG+2: $59.05 (118.1 bb)
MP1: $76.15 (152.3 bb)
MP2: $64.65 (129.3 bb)
MP3: $47.70 (95.4 bb)
CO: $70.53 (141.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): $49.75 (99.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with K

A

UTG+1 raises to $1.75, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.75, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $6, MP2 folds

Flop: ($18) J

9

8

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($18) Q

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $12, UTG+1 calls $12

River: ($42) 2

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Results: $42 pot ($2.10 rake)
UTG+1 showed 7

7

(a pair of Sevens) and won $39.90 ($20.15 net)
Hero showed K

A

(high card Ace) and lost (-$19.75 net)

 

[Debi]

Sigh kids.....

fiddy???? wtf?

 

[Suited Frenzy]

What did he have? AK, or slowplaying KK?

Oh, I didn't realize that it showed that he mucked...

He had trips on the flop

 

[Crummy]

This was fun! (yes I was short, just having some fun while watching wsop on ESPN)

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players -
CO: $16.00
BTN: $10.00
Hero (SB): $4.91
BB: $15.98
UTG: $10.55
Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 7

5

3 folds, Hero calls $0.05, BB checks
Flop: ($0.20) 7

5

T

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.30, BB raises to $0.90, Hero raises to $2.90, BB calls $2
Turn: ($6.00) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $2, Hero calls $1.91 all in
River: ($9.82) J

(2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $9.82
Hero shows 7

5

(a full house, Fives full of Sevens)
BB shows T

6

(two pair, Tens and Fives)
Hero wins $9.17
(Rake: $0.65)

 

[ace2daface]

Sigh kids.....

fiddy???? wtf?

this made me lol. dont know why?