****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[Emperor IX]

been off the forums for quite a while, hope to get back into everything real soon. Summer's been nice

Just got accepted as a stox coach on a trial basis (basically my first vid will be posted on the 5th (I'm "Clean" over there), and I'll keep making them as they request unless they think I suck bad enough that they boot me).

I'd appreciate anyone with a stox sub to watch the video when it's posted and to rate it. They decide whether I keep going based on their own judgement and the reception I get from the stox community, so again I'd appreciate any feedback over there.

what what in the butt.

also, B>>>>>A>>>D, duh

That's f'ing great man. I earned another 2 weeks with TFPT so I'll certainly watch it.

 

[Caseace48]

Urinal B while staring at the person in Urinal C....I love making people feel awkward fo sho~ and by staring I mean at his face ....

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Meh.. I'd just walk into the first open stall with a regular toilet, close the door and let the next guy figure out the unsolvable puzzle.

 

[cAPSLOCK]

A friend of mine turned me on to Hyper Turbos. OMG like CRACK.

13/468 = +$46
198/1,XXX = 0
1/9 = +$31

It's what I do late at nights

I have been a sucker for the 1fpp rebuy hyperturbos -> the Sun 1/4MM. It's like basically free supercrack.

It's hard to understand how something so annoying could be so fun at the same time.

 

[MrMuckets]

wtf @ all the people saying A

that urinal is clearly for people that are much shorter than you, you come off as hugely insecure if you can't pee into a normal urinal because there's someone in the adjacent one.




if they had a little potty that children use instead of urinal A, would you pee in that instead of peeing like a normal person?



the worst, however, is those urinals that don't allow you to hide your penus while ur peeing so you're forced to whip it out and aim it into the stupid hole-in-the-wall urinal. no one likes those.


cliff notes: B

Are you peeing in the Glory hole.

 

[Emperor IX]

So I had ~400 fpp's left on stars and decided to play a satty to the quarter and won it. Unregistered and took the T$10 to a don, and here's the 2nd hand

PokerStars Game #32378207296: Tournament #192322000, $10.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/09/03 1:40:06 ET
Table '192322000 1' 10-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: striderwolf (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: SmileAsUCan (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Lxx2007 (1450 in chips)
Seat 4: Emperor XIX (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: JC510 (1610 in chips)
Seat 6: Miklo B (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: AAWanted (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: phirerysky (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: l5luck (1450 in chips)
Seat 10: lo2dk (1500 in chips)
Lxx2007: posts small blind 10
Emperor XIX: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Emperor XIX [5s Ks]
JC510: folds
Miklo B: folds
AAWanted: folds
phirerysky: calls 20
l5luck: folds
lo2dk: folds
striderwolf: folds
SmileAsUCan: folds
Lxx2007: folds
Emperor XIX: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jh 5h]
Emperor XIX: checks
phirerysky: checks
*** TURN *** [Kd Jh 5h] [6h]
Emperor XIX: bets 40
phirerysky: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jh 5h 6h] [5c]
Emperor XIX: bets 420
phirerysky: raises 580 to 1000
Emperor XIX: raises 440 to 1440 and is all-in
phirerysky: calls 440 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Emperor XIX: shows [5s Ks] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
phirerysky: shows [6s 6c] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
phirerysky collected 3010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3010 | Rake 0
Board [Kd Jh 5h 6h 5c]
Seat 1: striderwolf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SmileAsUCan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lxx2007 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Emperor XIX (big blind) showed [5s Ks] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 5: JC510 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Miklo B folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AAWanted folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: phirerysky showed [6s 6c] and won (3010) with a full house, Sixes full of Fives
Seat 9: l5luck folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: lo2dk folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[switch0723]

B for the reasons vanq stated. also what happens if you're peeing in A and a little kid/midget/dwarf walks in and you're using the only urinal he can use. low % chance of it happening, but if it does you feel like a real douche

well i would be failing to pee anyway, so i could easily just leave when the dwarf walks in. Or ill just pee outside

 

[vanquish]

well i would be failing to pee anyway, so i could easily just leave when the dwarf walks in. Or ill just pee outside

heh it still looks like ur avatar is a woman being raped

u should probly change it


also how are u so nervous about peeing? just take out ur special thing and make it go

ZOOOOOM


then the pee comes out

 

[Deco]

been off the forums for quite a while, hope to get back into everything real soon. Summer's been nice

Just got accepted as a stox coach on a trial basis (basically my first vid will be posted on the 5th (I'm "Clean" over there), and I'll keep making them as they request unless they think I suck bad enough that they boot me).

I'd appreciate anyone with a stox sub to watch the video when it's posted and to rate it. They decide whether I keep going based on their own judgement and the reception I get from the stox community, so again I'd appreciate any feedback over there.

what what in the butt.

also, B>>>>>A>>>D, duh

Will be watching no doubt.

As for the urinals am a cubical man.
I just dunt like whipping it out in public when I could just go in a cubical, on top of this I'm a dabber as everytime I shake I get pee running down my trouser leg which is always a hit with the ladies.

Although of course if anyone I know uses a cubical I call it a little dick cubical.

 

[vanquish]

Will be watching no doubt.

As for the urinals am a cubical man.
I just dunt like whipping it out in public when I could just go in a cubical, on top of this I'm a dabber as everytime I shake I get pee running down my trouser leg which is always a hit with the ladies.

Although of course if anyone I know uses a cubical I call it a little dick cubical.

a cubicle is when you're working in an office and you get your own lil space to do paperwork

 

[S93]

a cubicle is when you're working in an office and you get your own lil space to do paperwork

Yes? You never pee on office workers?

 

[WVHillbilly]

Yes? You never pee on office workers?

Once, but it was by request. Sick ****!

 

[eNTy]

some people have needs.

(i like the way this month chat is going)

 

[switch0723]

heh it still looks like ur avatar is a woman being raped

u should probly change it


also how are u so nervous about peeing? just take out ur special thing and make it go

ZOOOOOM


then the pee comes out

YouTube - Paramore ignorance Official Music Video Full HD

 

[vanquish]

wtf is that

 

[eNTy]

looks more like an orgy than rape tbh

 

[vanquish]

Brisco:
ha Yeah Triple c CMB poe boy Boss what it is *****? Birdman what up The Goons to be king How u love that pussy *****? Yeah Blood Money

The definition
I’m Clutching on my slippin in
The Way I’m Feeling Right Now
A Bitch Could get the Business
Just know my niggas squeeze on side
Only problem is we doin this head knock
I told Ross
We gon show em how the Gutta do
All black skis
Black ones
And the Jumpsuit
Silde in the silder in and out night vision
Scopes on the AR
To hit em with precision
And did I mention this one here’s for the thugs dummy
A little drugs bunny
We did it off of Blood Money
More pieces of crown Vic surround us
We runnin up on niggas
They jumpin off of counters
One time for my allies
I’m a poe boy that like my guns
Supersize
CMB what it is
I’m cookin up them kids

Rick Ross:
I’m countin Blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We countin blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We talkin drug money
We talkin blood money
We talkin blood money
Straight Blood Money
We talkin drug money
It’s drug money
It’s drug money
Drug Money

Ace Hood:
Okay we getting from us servin weight
Get it cause we servin ye
See the way we get the cake
Like every days a boring gay
Blood Money
And I’ma count it till they come for me
The feds hate it
They mistakin me for Blanco Buddies
I’m puttin Blood, sweat and tears for this cash money
I’m talkin crooked unidentified bags of it
I’m talkin yellow table paper
Put the tags on it
You play with mine
Bet I turn you into crash dummies
Better not need heaters
I spit them shells like the beatles
I have my people go see you
I squash you out like a cheater *****
I for that drug money
Underneath the rug money
My niggas love money
Yeah I’m talking Blood Money

Rick Ross:
I’m countin Blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We countin blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We talkin drug money
We talkin blood money
We talkin blood money
Straight Blood Money
We talkin drug money
It’s drug money
It’s drug money
Drug Money

Rick Ross:
Hammers in the Hummers
Sticks in the lids
Sweets in the trunk
Streets gimmie sneers
Money comin fast
Blood comin slow
Who dem boys with the H
Feds wanna know
Gators on theif
Neighbors gon sleep
You dealin with a G
And the haters gon see Boss
I’m in the dealership
With a duffle bag
Couple Mazaradihs
Couple Hundred Stacks
Far from peaches and cream
Niggas deceased on the scene
I’m just countin my green
Chillin sippin’ my li
Keep investigatin
Cause you got a job
Better keep your vest on
Bitch cause we got a mar

Rick Ross:
I’m countin Blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We countin blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We talkin drug money
We talkin blood money
We talkin blood money
Straight Blood Money
We talkin drug money
It’s drug money
It’s drug money
Drug Money

Birdman:
Well I’m the mob chief
Givin orders
Callin all the shots out
Make a ***** understand
We Gangsters
We don’t play out
Came from under the sand
Lift my own weight up
Bought a house off the curb
Was patient so it paid up
No pleasure and pain homie
Just the price for the flight
Don’t get’cha head chopped
****in with them five stripes
Eagle land it went south
Now we got the cake
Paper plate money
Every time I hitch a state
High on this pressure life
Famous from the mud
Got the game from some old heads
I took it up in Blood
Yeah the only price *****
Is a price
A mill on some whips
A hundred on ya life

Rick Ross: I’m countin Blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We countin blood Money
Ain’t mad cause I love money
Came up getting drug Money
We talkin drug money
We talkin blood money
We talkin blood money
Straight Blood Money
We talkin drug money
It’s drug money
It’s drug money
Drug Money

Birdman:
Yeah the big Things 100 Big dog status CMB ***** Poe boy Yeah 100 yeah bitch Holla back

 

[LuckyChippy]

Defo B I don't see the problem, if the guy wants to look at my pee pee to make himself feel better i'm glad to help.

Congrats Chuck hope it goes well.

 

[JohnnyFronts]

Fer sher urinal D cause if you tell only one guy that he is wearing a nice watch the other one might get jealous. Just trying to be fair.

 

[Leo 50]

So has anyone figured out what Salacious means?
Is it a Salacious Urinal?

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

the chick in the videos nick is using to test whatever he's testing is salacious

 

[Monoxide]

Id probably go with B....

I dont like being the "middle man" when I go take a piss, I just cant do it, dont know why.

Ill just mess with my iphone leaning against the wall until a spot opens up.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

fwiw i argued in favour of A - I feel proper urinal etiquette still applies despite A being lowered.

 

[switch0723]

the chick in the videos nick is using to test whatever he's testing is salacious

THREAD NEEDS MOAR HAYLEY

Ill just mess with my iphone leaning against the wall until a spot opens up.

haha this is amazing, this is far far worse than peeing in the middle

 

[vanquish]

So has anyone figured out what Salacious means?
Is it a Salacious Urinal?

i believe it is an old wooden ship