Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

EVA777 · Oct 21, 2018

Tony Vayer said:
from what joke your jaw found earth? You were born in the cabbage or in the Shuttle of a kangaroo?

:hahaha:

cguru:

He did not reach the ground - the jaw is real, not artificial ...
It’s a pity, but we don’t have kangaroos ... But cabbage is growing ... In Russia they say that AISTES "bring" children!

ERICBR30 · Oct 21, 2018

Here in Brazil we say that the poker table is where the child cries and the mother does not see.

wilpinsi · Oct 21, 2018

Yes, of course there are, I just lose a lot of money and my mood goes from white to a menacing black, our mood usually changes as we get gold coins, that's a fact.

smknginmaine · Oct 21, 2018

hahaha. great thread!

Bambini7777 · Oct 22, 2018

Two are playing poker. “I won,” says one of the partners. - I have four aces. “No, I won,” objects the other. - I have two dozen and ... six cartridges in the colt.

Bambini7777 · Oct 23, 2018

A cowboy walks into a bar, and there are three men and a dog sitting at a table
and play poker.
- Well, smart dog! - says the cowboy.
One of the players:
- No, not bad, when she has a good card, she’s wagging her tail.

EVA777 · Oct 23, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
Two are playing poker. “I won,” says one of the partners. - I have four aces. “No, I won,” objects the other. - I have two dozen and ... six cartridges in the colt.

:congrats::congrats::congrats::boxing::damnmate::ridinghor:viking::bike::fight:
cowboy victory ...

DjDen · Oct 24, 2018

They say you taught your wife to play poker? - And I do not regret it. For example, the day before yesterday I won her half of my salary.

DjDen · Oct 24, 2018

- Is it true that you won the car in the lottery? - True. Just not a car, but an apartment. And not in the lottery, but in poker. And did not win, but lost.

DjDen · Oct 24, 2018

The bride and groom discuss their future life together. - Promise me, honey, that you will refuse poker. - Yes, love. - And from smoking. - Yes, my pussy. - And from the beer. - It's all? - And what else do you think to give up? - From marriage.

EVA777 · Oct 24, 2018

Good exercise before the CC freeroll - I go to this forum topic and ... ha ha ha !!!

Bambini7777 · Oct 26, 2018

Never show the card tricks of the company with which you are going to play poker.

martina pinto · Oct 26, 2018

I do not know if I take poker but the only thing is that when I'm not playing poker I'm in a bad mood

Kid Rob · Oct 26, 2018

Liquor in the front.

Poker in the rear.

anderson697 · Oct 26, 2018

Gr34tWh1t3 said:
That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told her neighbor. “You didn’t do it, did you?” “I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!

hahahaha great hahahaha when he finds out they already own the house.

Kalmi500 · Oct 26, 2018

What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
I thought you were a cheetah

Bambini7777 · Oct 27, 2018

There is a poker game. The young son of the owner of the house comes up to the table and, looking at his father’s cards, says:
- Two aces look good.
Partners instantly fold their cards. A son:
- It is a pity, Dad, that you do not have them.

roterdama · Oct 27, 2018

poker jokes

Blondie Plays Poker Did ya hear about the blonde who brought a bag of frozen?
french fries to a poker game?
Someone told her to bring her own chips.

:dancing2:

EVA777 · Oct 27, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
There is a poker game. The young son of the owner of the house comes up to the table and, looking at his father’s cards, says:
- Two aces look good.
Partners instantly fold their cards. A son:
- It is a pity, Dad, that you do not have them.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::top::top::top::stupido::stupido::stupido::laugh::laugh::laugh:

wlad20082009 · Oct 28, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
There is a poker game. The young son of the owner of the house comes up to the table and, looking at his father’s cards, says:
- Two aces look good.
Partners instantly fold their cards. A son:
- It is a pity, Dad, that you do not have them.

Bambini7777 · Oct 30, 2018

What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.

EVA777 · Oct 30, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.

Ha ha ha! Where did you get these jokes? Because of this theme, I can't play in CC freerolls! :albertein

cguru: I laugh more than I think ...

krisi77 · Oct 30, 2018

and one my own joke
is there a hand in which you would fold with pleasure, a professional poker player is asked and he says - hypothetically there is if I bet my mother-in-law first

orchidra · Oct 30, 2018

These are not jokes but some funny/clever quotes.

Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck. - Jesse May

In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know. - Rick Bennet

If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy. - Joe Laurie Jr

Bambini7777 · Oct 31, 2018

EVA777 said:
Ha ha ha! Where did you get these jokes? Because of this theme, I can't play in CC freerolls! :alberteincguru: I laugh more than I think ...

I read on the forums

,The game of poker was delayed until the morning.
- Yes, you finally stop these games in our house? - raged wife.
“Sorry, dear,” her husband reassures, “but this house is no longer ours.”

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