Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

Nikolay Nakhaev · Oct 31, 2018

find and read the joke where the inner voice made the man quit his job to fly to a Las Vegas casino, buy a $ 10,000 entry to a poker game and go with AA to all in .

wlad20082009 · Oct 31, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.

Bambini7777 · Nov 1, 2018

When I have a strong combination in poker, I don’t show it because I don’t know the combinations

Bambini7777 · Nov 2, 2018

Family
Mr. Brown resents. - It’s simply immoral to look for a girlfriend of life with a computer! - How did you meet mom? - asks his son. - Won Poker

oneloy · Nov 2, 2018

some have funny phrases) thanks everyone)

EVA777 · Nov 2, 2018

oneloy said:
some have funny phrases) thanks everyone)

:wavey:Yes! Not just funny, but very, very funny! In one story there is my son (where two people came out of the Casino - one in underpants, the other completely naked - one of them is he)! He loses a lot!:cheers: :bawling:In another story there is me (where the son was named Won Poker) ... :girl:

A did you recognize yourself?:icon_sunn

rigor mortis · Nov 2, 2018

A man comes home after a poker session. He yells to his wife 'Pack your bags'
'Are we going somewhere on holiday?', she asked. 'No I lost you in the poker
game' he said.

hugh blair · Nov 2, 2018

Never iron a four-leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

Malnitruth · Nov 2, 2018

rigor mortis said:
A man comes home after a poker session. He yells to his wife 'Pack your bags'
'Are we going somewhere on holiday?', she asked. 'No I lost you in the poker
game' he said.

Not Funny Dude! Sad Face

Bambini7777 · Nov 3, 2018

Wife, come on, get ready, I lost you in poker.
- How so?
- Oh, do not tell, he was upset. I almost blew my award, well - I stopped on time.

roterdama · Nov 3, 2018

poker jokes

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it! :aetsch::aetsch:

EVA777 · Nov 5, 2018

roterdama said:
Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it! :aetsch::aetsch:

:top::bom::bom::bom:

:motz::adore:

cguru: :flybye: Plain poker story ...

I like emoticons - with their help, you can tell everything - it turns out a small cartoon ...

Bambini7777 · Nov 6, 2018

- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for high stakes.

- Amazing, Holmes! But how did you guess?

- Elementary Watson! From all your clothes on you only tie and hat.

Pokerblitz · Nov 6, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.

nice one

Denchik43RU · Nov 6, 2018

Read stories using Google translator, not very fun

PokerDev · Nov 6, 2018

A little risque and more about bridge...

Sex is like bridge.
"If you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand."

ruk1dd1ngme · Nov 6, 2018

These are really good

I love these, and wish I could contribute more. I have a poker friend that is a real jokester so I will ask if she has any. Stand by and I will add whatever I come back with.

aj1300 · Nov 6, 2018

Enjoying this thread, thanks!

gon4iypes · Nov 6, 2018

amazing guys...thanks a lot...keep them coming

don1980 · Nov 6, 2018

Sorry guys I don't have any jokes to tell.

wlad20082009 · Nov 7, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for high stakes.

- Amazing, Holmes! But how did you guess?

- Elementary Watson! From all your clothes on you only tie and hat.

Paya_31 · Nov 7, 2018

hello, one of the classic poker jokes is this, some drunken poker lover :rock:.
Why you have upped the ante if you knew that the opponent had a better hand than you?
I thought nothing could beat two Queens and six vodkas ...

Bambini7777 · Nov 7, 2018

I can't believe you lost your wedding ring in poker.
Most strange, because I still had money

Pokerblitz · Nov 8, 2018

What about funny stuff about poker PLAYERS?

I was watching a video of Liv Boeree the other day and want to share a few comments that were posted:

- I’d poker
- Liv has a strong advantage over most of her opponents: Starting every hand with a solid pair
- best position in poker is behind Liv Boeree

Bambini7777 · Nov 10, 2018

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