Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

Bambini7777 · Nov 11, 2018

Poker Radio ask:
- Why is Barry Greenstein called "Poker Ruby Hood"?
- He wins money from professionals and deliberately loses to fish

takinitSLEAZEE · Nov 11, 2018

wrapper said:
"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright

LOLOL! That's one of my favs. Long live the king of the one-liners. :elefant:

rigor mortis · Nov 11, 2018

Poker and sex have a lot in common - you have to have a good hand

EVA777 · Nov 11, 2018

I liked the saying: "Our whole life is a poker game, the question is - how lucky are you?"

EVA777 · Nov 11, 2018

takinitSLEAZEE said:
LOLOL! That's one of my favs. Long live the king of the one-liners. :elefant:

When he first saw the Royal flush - he no longer had two apartments and cars...:flybye:

Avvavva · Nov 11, 2018

Delenia said:
What did the giraffe say to the leopard at the poker table? Answer: I thought you were a cheetah.

love this one!

wlad20082009 · Nov 12, 2018

EVA777 said:
When he first saw the Royal flush - he no longer had two apartments and cars...:flybye:

Bambini7777 · Nov 12, 2018

The son of a poker player cannot understand whether his father loves or not

Bambini7777 · Nov 14, 2018

Poker is an exciting gambling game that allows you to lose time, money and friends.

Bambini7777 · Nov 17, 2018

This is the life of a poker player: first you go all-in, then for a loan to the bank.

Nikolay Nakhaev · Nov 17, 2018

This is one of the fun forum topics.
I read and cry)))
thanks for the mood.[emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

Alex Sentsov · Nov 17, 2018

I listened to poker jokes, too, with pleasure.

EVA777 · Nov 18, 2018

Nikolay Nakhaev said:
This is one of the fun forum topics.
I read and cry)))
thanks for the mood.[emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

Before the CC freeroll, I go to the forum - I hear the news, communicate and get the long-awaited key ... :girl::argh:But after this topic, the end of my game! :motz:I can not seriously play - all the time "ha-ha-ha...", and then I lose!:laugh:

cguru:
I've been crying for a month ... as soon as the first jokes appeared!:banghead::bawling::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Bambini7777 · Nov 21, 2018

What is the difference between a pokerist's prayer during the exposure and a prayer in the church?

- poker player prays sincerely.

EVA777 · Nov 27, 2018

Bambini7777 said:
What is the difference between a pokerist's prayer during the exposure and a prayer in the church?

- poker player prays sincerely.

:ciao:

Especially during the СС freerolls!!! :banghead:And the result of the tournament shows who is the most sincere :adore::adore::adore:

Bambini7777 · Nov 28, 2018

EVA777 said:
:ciao: Especially during the СС freerolls!!! :banghead:And the result of the tournament shows who is the most sincere :adore::adore::adore:

that's for sure

GordyPoker · Nov 28, 2018

Old but classic

A girls runs a pub - you can Liqour at the front and poker in the back. 😂

greatgame230 · Nov 28, 2018

Hi, I want to thank you for this post I really have and I hope to keep laughing at all the jokes that have been shared, Great idea to open this topic.
And they're all pretty good but I have to congratulate
MattRyder with his joke I laughed as I had a long time that I did not, thanks. Greetings

mrFLY · Nov 28, 2018

Two gentlemen meet on the deck of the ship.
“Terrible boredom, sir,” one says. - Would you like to play cards?
- I would be glad, sir, but, alas, the last time I played fifteen years ago.
- It's okay, I - twenty years ago. Steward, serve a pack of cards.
Steward brings cards. The first one takes the deck, weighs it on the palm and says:
- One card is missing. The second one also estimates the deck in the palm of his hand and specifies:
- Yes, the eight Hearts.

mrFLY · Nov 28, 2018

Arriving in Monte Carlo, the player on the first evening met his old friend, who played poker, at the casino.
- What hotel did you stay at? - he asked.
- Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’m only here for the third day.

- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for the big one.
- Amazing, Holmes! How did you guess?
- Elementary Watson. Of all the clothes on you only tie and bowler.

jmateuspoker · Nov 28, 2018

play poker

Poker is a game that should smooth play a good mood and have patience with the deck and its variances and respect with colleagues of the tables I do not like playing on tilt or rather anger always be with the positive mind.

mateuspoker.

EVA777 · Nov 29, 2018

At a music exam, a poker player is asked:
- Can you play the piano?
-Of course yes! Only here it is smooth and the cards slide on it!

Nikolay Nakhaev · Nov 29, 2018

EVA777 said:
At a music exam, a poker player is asked:
- Can you play the piano?
-Of course yes! Only here it is smooth and the cards slide on it!

I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]

wlad20082009 · Nov 30, 2018

EVA777 said:
At a music exam, a poker player is asked:
- Can you play the piano?
-Of course yes! Only here it is smooth and the cards slide on it!

Bambini7777 · Nov 30, 2018

Father resents:
“It’s simply immoral to look for a girlfriend of life with a computer.”
- How did you meet mom? - asks his son.
- OK, won poker.

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