Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

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Nikolay Nakhaev said:
I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
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:hahaha:What are your years - it's not too late to try!:thrasher::dancing2:😛arty::congrats::congrats::congrats::flowers:
 
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I just heard one that was a little corny but funny too.

My wife always wanted to go with me to the casino to play poker, so I finally brought her along. She insisted she would go off on her own and could hold her own without my help.

Two hours later, I took a break and went to find her. She said, "Honey, I have been playing this poker machine for two hours and haven't lost a penny. At least I held my own."

I looked at the machine and said, "Darling, you've been playing a change machine!"

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- What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner, then there must be a happy hand.:angel:
 
less benefits for Latin players

Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

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they asked a woman, you already won at poker, she replied, yes, I won a husband and three children
 
kddy said:
Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

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😀😀😀:bandit: Is this also a joke? :nurse:
 
- You're lying, and priests shouldn't lie.
- In poker there is no lies, only bluff. God forgives bluff.
 
It is interesting to know why you never win at races, but are you always lucky with cards? - Have you ever tried to shove a horse in a sleeve?
 
Bought gifts for the New Year. Two radio-controlled cars that the husband with the child did not fight
 
The world champion in poker was so good that even after his death the family was still sure that he was bluffing for 4 more days!
 
EVA777 said:
The world champion in poker was so good that even after his death the family was still sure that he was bluffing for 4 more days!
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They say you taught your wife to play poker?
- Yes, today I won all my salary ...
 
Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.
 
“They say you taught your wife to play poker?”
- And I do not regret it. For example, the day before yesterday I won her half of my salary.
 
The hostess of the house, where the card game was delayed until the morning, looks to the gamblers with a displeased look:
- Gentlemen! Could you keep it quiet in my house!
- Do not make noise, dear, - timidly asks her husband. - You see, this house is no longer ours.
 
A visitor went to a local club and saw three people and a dog playing poker.
“It must be a very clever dog,” he remarked to the players.
“No, not really,” answered one of them.
- As soon as she gets a good card, she starts wagging her tail.
 
After playing cards all night long, the loser must pay a large sum to his partners.
“I refuse to pay,” he protested emphatically.
- Why?
- One of us cheated!
- Who?
- I!
 
Poker game One of the players comes out, then returns and says to the host:
- Listen, there in the kitchen is your wife with Petrovich, right on the table ...
- So, guys, that's the last game!
 
There is a poker game. Suddenly, one of the players snatches the Colt and to the opponent:
- I hate cheats. Explain how wrong you turned out to be the cards I handed to you!
 
- Do you play the piano?
- Yes, I play. Only his surface is polished and the cards slide over it
 
The game of poker was delayed until the morning. A player's angry wife goes out and shouts:
- When will all this end in our house? !!!
Husband reassures:
- Take it easy, dear! This is not our home ...
 
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