Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

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find and read the joke where the inner voice made the man quit his job to fly to a Las Vegas casino, buy a $ 10,000 entry to a poker game and go with AA to all in .
 
Bambini7777 said:
What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.🙂
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When I have a strong combination in poker, I don’t show it because I don’t know the combinations🙂
 
Family
Mr. Brown resents. - It’s simply immoral to look for a girlfriend of life with a computer! - How did you meet mom? - asks his son. - Won Poker
 
oneloy said:
some have funny phrases) thanks everyone)
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:wavey:Yes! Not just funny, but very, very funny! In one story there is my son (where two people came out of the Casino - one in underpants, the other completely naked - one of them is he)! He loses a lot!:cheers: :bawling:In another story there is me (where the son was named Won Poker) ... :girl:

A did you recognize yourself?:icon_sunn
 
A man comes home after a poker session. He yells to his wife 'Pack your bags'
'Are we going somewhere on holiday?', she asked. 'No I lost you in the poker
game' he said.
 
Never iron a four-leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.
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rigor mortis said:
A man comes home after a poker session. He yells to his wife 'Pack your bags'
'Are we going somewhere on holiday?', she asked. 'No I lost you in the poker
game' he said.
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Not Funny Dude! Sad Face
 
Wife, come on, get ready, I lost you in poker.
- How so?
- Oh, do not tell, he was upset. I almost blew my award, well - I stopped on time.
 
poker jokes

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it! :aetsch::aetsch:😀
 
roterdama said:
Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it! :aetsch::aetsch:😀
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:top::bom::bom::bom::2c::7c::motz::adore::ad::ah: 😛cguru: :flybye: Plain poker story ...

I like emoticons - with their help, you can tell everything - it turns out a small cartoon ... 😀😀😀
 
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for high stakes.

- Amazing, Holmes! But how did you guess?

- Elementary Watson! From all your clothes on you only tie and hat.
 
Bambini7777 said:
What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner - then there should be a happy hand.🙂
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nice one 🙂
 
A little risque and more about bridge...

Sex is like bridge.
"If you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand."
 
These are really good

I love these, and wish I could contribute more. I have a poker friend that is a real jokester so I will ask if she has any. Stand by and I will add whatever I come back with.
 
Bambini7777 said:
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for high stakes.

- Amazing, Holmes! But how did you guess?

- Elementary Watson! From all your clothes on you only tie and hat.
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hello, one of the classic poker jokes is this, some drunken poker lover :rock:.
Why you have upped the ante if you knew that the opponent had a better hand than you?
I thought nothing could beat two Queens and six vodkas ...
 
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I can't believe you lost your wedding ring in poker.
Most strange, because I still had money
 
What about funny stuff about poker PLAYERS?

I was watching a video of Liv Boeree the other day and want to share a few comments that were posted:

- I’d poker
- Liv has a strong advantage over most of her opponents: Starting every hand with a solid pair
- best position in poker is behind Liv Boeree
 
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