*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

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  • #426
vanquish said:
i'm 10 tabling right now baby boy

shiiiip that shit boy!

Chris, that is so f'kin frustrating. Now I know why I gave them up.
 
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  • #427
get on aim jay u nit
 
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  • #428
What is this DON business everyone keeps going on about? Is it something awesome?
 
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  • #429
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What is this DON business everyone keeps going on about? Is it something awesome?
basically coinflips with rake
 
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  • #430
FTP 100nl FR is full of nits tonight. Love it. They just fold every time i 3bet with position on them. free moneyzzzzz. :D
 
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  • #431
Oooohhhh, sounds exciting.... for the card room :D

BTW, love your WALL-E toy, Belgo! Hadn't even seen that yet. Teh rabbit iz blined.
 
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  • #432
BelgoSuisse said:
Poker is full of bad players. Love it. They just fold every time i 3bet with position on them. free moneyzzzzz. :D

fyp

:-D
 
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  • #433
bah poker sucks

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($541)
BB ($239)
UTG ($404)
CO ($400)
Hero ($658)

Dealt to Hero JK

fold, fold, Hero raises to $12, fold, BB calls $8,

FLOP ($26) J5K

check, Hero bets $18, BB calls $18,

TURN ($62) J5K9

check, Hero bets $44, BB calls $44,

RIVER ($150) J5K9A

check, Hero bets $64, BB raises to $128, Hero folds,

BB wins $276

thoughts on river bet sizing? villain's a loose passive fish.
 
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  • #434
Ooooooohhhhhhh, I just doubled up in the $55r. Some fish check-raise bluffed me after I bet a 4-straight turn. I flatted (with the straight ldo) and he shoved the river into me. loldonkamentz
 
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  • #435
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Ooooooohhhhhhh, I just doubled up in the $55r. Some fish check-raise bluffed me after I bet a 4-straight turn. I flatted (with the straight ldo) and he shoved the river into me. loldonkamentz

keep posting updates imo you might be the next rex and win a rebuy
 
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  • #436
ChuckTs said:
RIVER ($150) J5K9A

check, Hero bets $64, BB raises to $128, Hero folds,

BB wins $276

thoughts on river bet sizing? villain's a loose passive fish.
Hmmm, did he have about one pot size left in his stack? I'd probably just put him all-in, he can have a lot of worse hands he's gonna call with, don't you think?
 
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  • #437
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keep posting updates imo you might be the next rex and win a rebuy
I don't know what exactly a snowball's chance in hell is. But you can take those odds and divide them by the number of people on earth. Take the square root of the result and you'll know my chance of making it into the last 5% of the field.
 
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  • #438
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I don't know what exactly a snowball's chance in hell is. But you can take those odds and divide them by the number of people on earth. Take the square root of the result and you'll know my chance of making it into the last 5% of the field.

head asploded
 
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  • #439
Wasn't there someone that was going to write a strategy to the DoN's a couple months ago?
 
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  • #440
vanquish said:
i wanna go 0/20 in DONs so i can finally kill myself

you probably suck at them cause that's almost impossible to do
 
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Yo chris, work on your HU game imo, if you had won more than you finished second, youd be swimming in monies
 
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  • #442
they need to implement antes at the 25/50 level in all tournaments
 
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my session is going poorly
 
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  • #444
btw guise when u open AQo UTG and the guy behind u with 100 BBs and no reads min3bets, u fold right when it comes back around???

edit: at full ring
 
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btw guise when u open AQo UTG and the guy behind u with 100 BBs and no reads min3bets, u fold right when it comes back around???

edit: at full ring

Stats?
 
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  • #446
Man, I'm so bored. I decided not to play any more 6-max today, basically taking a break (besides that vow to play another 4K hands).

Then I had this stupid idea to surf the internet while playing some moronic rebuy donkament (I hate f-ing donkaments). Now I realized that there's nothing awesome on the internet and that I don't feel like downloading porn.

Therefore I'm playing NL200 heads-up on the side, destroying a bunch of donkeys. I almost feel bad for owning them so hard. NL200 HU has gotta be the easiest game on earth. Sit, wait for a fish, own. Rinse and repeat. Doesn't work at NL400 btw because there's no action from fish. At $1/$2 they almost beat each other up over who gets to give money away first.

Cliff notes for tl;dr crowd: Wanted to play a lot more poker today but decided to take a break. Ended up spending the break playing poker.
 
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  • #447
Chris_TC said:
Hmmm, did he have about one pot size left in his stack? I'd probably just put him all-in, he can have a lot of worse hands he's gonna call with, don't you think?

Like what? KQ? AQ/AT mayybe.

Should have posted this in HA though...
 
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  • #448
ChuckTs said:
Like what? KQ? AQ/AT mayybe.

Should have posted this in HA though...
He's a loose passive fish you say, so he can call you down with Kx or even Jx imo. Also K9, J9, K5
 
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  • #449
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Wasn't there someone that was going to write a strategy to the DoN's a couple months ago?

Early stages is just like regular sngs. Late stages is ICM push/fold with weird payout structure. Easiest way to learn those is to tweak SNGWiz for that structure and learn new correct push/fold/call ranges.

Also, there's a huge thread on those on 1.999+2.001 STT strategy forum.
 
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  • #450
F-ing donkaments. AK < A6 ldo. That's it, I'm out. Only cost me 3 rebuys and the addon. F-ing donkaments.
 
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