*** January's Juxtaposed Pokahz Chat ***

Jagsti

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Arrrrr poor Enty, leave the dude alone :p.

Holy shit stars is tilting me much, with the LAAAAAGGGGG. And there's only 157k players on ffs!
 
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Yea, Stars needs to get on their game...so I can get on mine. Hurry up.
 
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Jagsti said:
Holy shit stars is tilting me much, with the LAAAAAGGGGG. And there's only 157k players on ffs!

qfmft

just had a match last 23 minutes, and we played a huge total of 39 hands. That included a lot of hands folded preflop, and neither of us once went into the tank or stalled. Purely stars lagging and taking at least 45 seconds to deal a hand.

in other news

Brag: on a streak of 9 wins
Beat: Due to having to revise those 9 wins have spanned about 5 days
 
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That whole page made me emo :(
I shall now kill myself cause I played AA wrong.
 
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eNTy said:
That whole page made me emo :(
I shall now kill myself cause I played AA wrong.


Enty we love you really, its just tough love dude, it will make you a better player in the long run!
 
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eNTy said:
That whole page made me emo :(
I shall now eat waffles cause I played AA, that flopped a set against another flopped set, horribly wrong.

FYP :)
 
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POKERSTARS IM GONNA KILL U
 
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Jagsti said:
Enty we love you really, its just tough love dude, it will make you a better player in the long run!

I know, I just seem to play every set I flop wrong. And that does make me emo.
 
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Waffles fix everything imo.
 
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eNTy said:
That whole page made me emo :(

Don't be Emo. We don't want you to cut yourself. We just want you to cut out the slow playing.
 
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if someone could let me know when pokerstars stops lagging like hell (by posting so in this thread), i'd appreciate it :)
 
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SavagePenguin said:
Don't be Emo. We don't want you to cut yourself. We just want you to cut out the slow playing.

I hear that. I think I get a little bit nervous from the expected value I have in my head when I hit a big hand, and screw myself out of it as a result or something.

I semi-did it again, but with reason ! And a much better result :)
I had a feeling the shortie would push to have a chance of taking the pot down.
And I was trying to keep the guy to my left in the pot too. Plus I bet the turn :eek:.

MP3: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
CO: $15.31 (61.2 bb)
BTN: $28.45 (113.8 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
Hero (BB): $25 (100 bb)
MP1: $5 (20 bb)
MP2: $21.47 (85.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A
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J
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MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, MP3 raises to $1.25, 3 folds, Hero calls $1, MP2 calls $1

Flop: ($3.85) A
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8
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A
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(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $3.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.40, MP2 calls $3.40

Turn: ($14.05) 4
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(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $4.25, Hero raises to $11, MP2 raises to $16.82 and is all-in, Hero calls $5.82

River: ($47.69) 5
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(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $47.69 pot ($2.38 rake)
Hero showed A
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J
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(three of a kind, Aces) and won $45.31 ($23.84 net)
MP2 mucked 7
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A
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(three of a kind, Aces) and lost (-$21.47 net)
MP3 mucked Q
spade.gif
J
spade.gif
(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$4.65 net)
 
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well yeah it's different to do it there. flop is completely dry, you weren't PFR, and size of pot/stacks set up to where you can actually get all the moneys in as you did
 
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I still like betting out the turn here, non Aces are checking this back as there will really be no bluffing with someone already all in.

Also, fold pre anyone?
 
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eNTy said:
I hear that. I think I get a little bit nervous from the expected value I have in my head when I hit a big hand, and screw myself out of it as a result or something.

I semi-did it again, but with reason ! And a much better result :)
I had a feeling the shortie would push to have a chance of taking the pot down.
And I was trying to keep the guy to my left in the pot too. Plus I bet the turn :eek:.

MP3: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
CO: $15.31 (61.2 bb)
BTN: $28.45 (113.8 bb)
SB: $4.75 (19 bb)
Hero (BB): $25 (100 bb)
MP1: $5 (20 bb)
MP2: $21.47 (85.9 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A
heart.gif
J
club.gif

MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, MP3 raises to $1.25, 3 folds, Hero calls $1, MP2 calls $1

Flop: ($3.85) A
club.gif
8
spade.gif
A
diamond.gif
(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $3.40 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.40, MP2 calls $3.40

Turn: ($14.05) 4
spade.gif
(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $4.25, Hero raises to $11, MP2 raises to $16.82 and is all-in, Hero calls $5.82

River: ($47.69) 5
heart.gif
(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $47.69 pot ($2.38 rake)
Hero showed A
heart.gif
J
club.gif
(three of a kind, Aces) and won $45.31 ($23.84 net)
MP2 mucked 7
club.gif
A
spade.gif
(three of a kind, Aces) and lost (-$21.47 net)
MP3 mucked Q
spade.gif
J
spade.gif
(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$4.65 net)

Nope the question here is do you often flat AJo OOP??
 
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WVHillbilly said:
Nope the question here is do you often flat AJo OOP??

No I don't.
Hardly ever actually. But I felt like it.
I don't really play AJ often, I throw it in the muck when unsuited often from early too.
 
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He had an $18 after I took $30 off him, stack so +EV tank-tapping I reckon.

TeeOoo said, "fckn clown"
Irexes said, "full buy-in plz"
TeeOoo said, "i cant take this much longer..its like the chinese water torture"
Irexes said, "also you are really bad, which can't help"
TeeOoo: u r right--i asm horrible
TeeOoo: playin penny ante stakes against fckn geeks who play 1 hand an hour
Irexes: what are your normal stakes?
TeeOoo: pennt
Irexes: ??
Irexes: Let me rephrase, what are you normal playmoney stakes?
 
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combuboom said:
if someone could let me know when pokerstars stops lagging like hell (by posting so in this thread), i'd appreciate it :)

Just glancing at tables now, looks like it's running fine to me :confused:
 
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ya seems to be better now, thx chuck
 
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Good day, good last session.

Party was infested with short stackers though. It was hard to find a table where 5 or more short stackers weren't sitting. They all have $5 and play a 8/8 style 'nit and shove'. I don't know but I guess it's because it's a tuesday evening and just another workday ?

Anyways feels good to have a winning day again and I'm now also in the profit for the first time in January :eek:

I'm going to have to play A LOT tomorrow if I want to clear my bonus, still have 50% to go by Friday.
 

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OMFG, BACK IN PROFITZ FOR THE MONTH. HOORAY!!!
 

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Hey Enty, good sweat today and keep in mind the few things that I mentioned during our session ... but basically for everyone, Enty is a smart player and will work his way through the levels soon enough. He has a solid game, I was impressed, he is just running poorly.
 
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Hmmm, today was awesome, just ended my session on a high. I've played just over break-even for 2,400 hands, and then +$8,386 over the last 600 hands.

[x]I like.
 

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and hes sexy coz he is from dutchville
 
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switch0723 said:
and hes sexy coz he is from dutchville

If you ever say I'm dutch again I'll snap yo scrawny neck brah ! :mad:

Dutch people are teh lose.

icemonkey9 said:
Hey Enty, good sweat today and keep in mind the few things that I mentioned during our session ... but basically for everyone, Enty is a smart player and will work his way through the levels soon enough. He has a solid game, I was impressed, he is just running poorly.

Agreed.
I needed someone to watch with me, cause at times I was just playing foolish.
I need to stay focused and composed so that I don't start bluffing like a madman trying to win every pot so to speak.
After today I feel good again and ready to play cash again. Time to grind the **** out of Jan people !
 
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