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I obv suck at poker now. I seriously dont know what to do
 

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Just out of curiosity, can you get any rakeback deals from sites you are already reg at?
 
After 900 hands at 50NL, I'm running at a very respectable 7.6 PTBB/100. I've made a few missteps and got lucky, but mostly I've been playing solid poker. (I think)

Anyway, since I've already hit my monthly goal of 7.5k hands at 25NL, I guess I'll stay here for the end of the month, or until I drop down 4 buy-ins from my start. Thanks for the advice. Oh, and so far I'm loving these 50BB min tables. 🙂
 
900 hands is really nothing, and there can't be any conclusions drawn from it.
that's like one sessions worth
 
PokerVic said:
I'll sometimes do this if I think:
a) There's a decent chance the raiser will fold to a 3-bet. (the table had been pretty tight up to this point. A lot of raise-and-take-it, but not much else)
b) I've got a decent hand that plays well in position. (and I think AQs qualifies)
c) I like to throw a few non-monsters into my 3-bet range to keep the regs guessing.

But, my 3-betting and calling of 3-bets is still very much in flux, so I'm glad to hear any criticism.
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I really only 3bet here if the original raiser is likely to call preflop and then likely to play fit or fold post. Like if he'll set mine in a 3bet pot and then give up.
 
eNTy said:
900 hands is really nothing, and there can't be any conclusions drawn from it.
that's like one sessions worth
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I'm not broke yet! That's something, ain't it? 🙂

I'm on a crappy computer, so the best I can do is 4-tables, and even that puts a strain on it. It's only about 12 table hours worth. Still, I built up another 1.5 buy-in buffer, which at least keeps the experiment alive.
 
vanquish said:
so when you sit to play on stars, you say to yourself, "I am playing against cheaters, i'm going to beat them as best i can"?
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This line goes to anarchy pretty damn fast if you follow it.
 
lol wow 100nl is rigged so I move down to 50nl to own some donks and not only do I get KK < AA AIPF one of the first hands but he 4-bets then tanks before calling my shove with the nuts and then talking shit to me in all caps. Sigh so ****ing tilted right now just don't think I can win 🙁.
 
you cant win while tilted, its impossible, I have learned to just auto shutdown the tables and quit.

Ill find something else to do while I rethink my play. Break for like 20 mins, punch the bag downstairs, eat food, watch tv, eat a bagel, eat some chicken strips, call a sexline, cry deeply, demand a refund.

Just basically anything that isnt poker.


In other news I got molested in chat at 50nl by a player named huck felmuth, does this name ring any bells to anyone?
 
lulz ive over psb shoved a full house into a royal flush and quads today 😱
 
Ugh . . . I give up. Session was going fine. Struggled a bit early, then settled in and worked my way back in to the black. Then obv. AK<JJ and QQ<KK AIPF. 25nl is sooooooooooooo rogged.
 

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Monoxide said:
you cant win while tilted, its impossible, I have learned to just auto shutdown the tables and quit.

Ill find something else to do while I rethink my play. Break for like 20 mins, punch the bag downstairs, eat food, watch tv, eat a bagel, eat some chicken strips, call a sexline, cry deeply, demand a refund.

Just basically anything that isnt poker.
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Yeah I went and ate
Monoxide said:
In other news I got molested in chat at 50nl by a player named huck felmuth, does this name ring any bells to anyone?
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LOL really?

zachvac said:
I move down to 50nl to own some donks and not only do I get KK < AA AIPF one of the first hands but he 4-bets then tanks before calling my shove with the nuts and then talking shit to me in all caps
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^^^^^^^^ this guy
 
bubbasbestbabe said:
Just out of curiosity, can you get any rakeback deals from sites you are already reg at?
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I don't think so. I'd have pins jabbed under my thumbnail to get rake at Full Tilt.
 
i've recently picked up the habit of verbally abusing anyone and everyone who talks trash to me in chat until they cry
 
bubbasbestbabe said:
Just out of curiosity, can you get any rakeback deals from sites you are already reg at?
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roundcat said:
I don't think so. I'd have pins jabbed under my thumbnail to get rake at Full Tilt.
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For FT your only real option is to email support and ask to have rakeback added to your account. Depending on how you originally signed up you'll get 1 of 2 emails. One that says no way you're already attached to some affiliate (the bad one) or one that says they add you to the list (the good one). If you get the good one you'll likely get rb in a few months.

For other sites you can contact them directly or probably better get associated with a rb affiliate and have them see if they can help you with your existing accounts (they can't at FT).
 
vanquish said:
i've recently picked up the habit of verbally abusing anyone and everyone who talks trash to me in chat until they cry
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I recently readopted the habit of disabling chat. Some of the things people say to each other really suck.
 
zachvac said:
LOL really?
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Really.

Heres a few samples.


huckfelmuth: SO HOW DO
YOU TAKE MONEY?
huckfelmuth: WHEN ALL
YOU DO IS FOLD?

huckfelmuth: YOU CAN'T
WIN WHEN YOU FOLD

IveArrived: i do porn on the
side
huckfelmuth: FIGURED
huckfelmuth: YOU AND
MANABIRD
huckfelmuth: GAY PORN
COLLEAGUES?
IveArrived: i dunno ask him
huckfelmuth: LOL DON'T
LIE YOU KNOW HIM
huckfelmuth: YOU STICK
YOUR !#!& UP HIS BUTT
FOR MONEY
huckfelmuth: DON'T LIE

huckfelmuth: ASK THE
CANDADIAN KING TO
TEACH YOU POKER
huckfelmuth: IF YOU
BLOW HIM EVERY NIGHT
IveArrived: whos the
canadian king
huckfelmuth: I DON'T
KNOW YOU CREATED
HIM
IveArrived: are you high

IveArrived: or drunk
huckfelmuth: HIGH ON
CARBON MONOXIDE

IveArrived: ur too good
IveArrived: for 50nl
IveArrived: move up obv
huckfelmuth: OH DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT
huckfelmuth: I'M PLAYING
DURRR AND HIS GEEK
FRIENDS SOON

huckfelmuth: BUT 50NL IS
FILLED WITH NITS LIKE
YOU AND MANABIRD
IveArrived: sorry brah
huckfelmuth: WOW AK
ALLIN ON OTHER TABLE
huckfelmuth: OBV AA
FCKING NITS

huckfelmuth: IVEARRIVED
huckfelmuth: PLAY ME HU
huckfelmuth: AT 5/10
IveArrived: OK
IveArrived: GO SIT AND
WAIT FOR ME K?
huckfelmuth: REALLY?
IveArrived: YA TOALLY
huckfelmuth: YOU SIT
FIRST
IveArrived: I CANT BRO
TOO MANY TABLES

IveArrived: you eminate pro
status
huckfelmuth: I KNOW
D00D
huckfelmuth: AND YET I
TALK WITH THE
MORTALS
huckfelmuth: AND TRY TO
GET THEM BETTER

huckfelmuth: BUT UR
JUST A NIT
IveArrived: 🙁🙁🙁:
IveArrived: rakeback pro
imo
huckfelmuth: UMM NO
huckfelmuth: YOU MAKE
RAKEBACK
huckfelmuth: AND
DONATE THAT TO THE
BLINDS
huckfelmuth: YOU DON'T
EVEN WIN AFTER
RAKEBACK

huckfelmuth: THAT'S
HOW UNBALLER U R
IveArrived: ok ill just kill
myself then brah
huckfelmuth: NAH MAN
huckfelmuth: DON'T DO IT
IveArrived: yup
huckfelmuth: JUST LEAVE
THE TABLE
IveArrived: all thanks to u
huckfelmuth: OR PLAY
SOME HANDS
IveArrived: ill kill myself
IveArrived: and leave a note
IveArrived: it will say

IveArrived: "play more hands nit"
- huckfelmuth
IveArrived: next to my
bloody wrist
huckfelmuth: NAH BRO
huckfelmuth: I'M TRYING
TO HELP U
huckfelmuth: DON'T DO IT
huckfelmuth: LIFE IS
BEAUTIFUL
IveArrived: yup
 
oh my god did anyone here watch the orlando-cleveland game?

HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!
 
i saw the last drive and couldn't decide what i'd rather see, lebron choking, or fake orlando fans being dissappointed in their team again and giving up on a series prematurely
 
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