I liked the saying: "Our whole life is a poker game, the question is - how lucky are you?"
Nikolay Nakhaev said:
Before the CC freeroll, I go to the forum - I hear the news, communicate and get the long-awaited key ... :girl::argh:But after this topic, the end of my game! :motz:I can not seriously play - all the time "ha-ha-ha...", and then I lose!:laugh:😛cguru:
I've been crying for a month ... as soon as the first jokes appeared!:banghead::bawling::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Hi, I want to thank you for this post I really have and I hope to keep laughing at all the jokes that have been shared, Great idea to open this topic.
And they're all pretty good but I have to congratulate
MattRyder with his joke I laughed as I had a long time that I did not, thanks. Greetings
And they're all pretty good but I have to congratulate
MattRyder with his joke I laughed as I had a long time that I did not, thanks. Greetings
Two gentlemen meet on the deck of the ship.
“Terrible boredom, sir,” one says. - Would you like to play cards?
- I would be glad, sir, but, alas, the last time I played fifteen years ago.
- It's okay, I - twenty years ago. Steward, serve a pack of cards.
Steward brings cards. The first one takes the deck, weighs it on the palm and says:
- One card is missing. The second one also estimates the deck in the palm of his hand and specifies:
- Yes, the eight Hearts.😱
“Terrible boredom, sir,” one says. - Would you like to play cards?
- I would be glad, sir, but, alas, the last time I played fifteen years ago.
- It's okay, I - twenty years ago. Steward, serve a pack of cards.
Steward brings cards. The first one takes the deck, weighs it on the palm and says:
- One card is missing. The second one also estimates the deck in the palm of his hand and specifies:
- Yes, the eight Hearts.😱
Arriving in Monte Carlo, the player on the first evening met his old friend, who played poker, at the casino.
- What hotel did you stay at? - he asked.
- Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’m only here for the third day.😀
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for the big one.
- Amazing, Holmes! How did you guess?
- Elementary Watson. Of all the clothes on you only tie and bowler.
- What hotel did you stay at? - he asked.
- Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’m only here for the third day.😀
- You, Watson, again all night playing poker for the big one.
- Amazing, Holmes! How did you guess?
- Elementary Watson. Of all the clothes on you only tie and bowler.
play poker
Poker is a game that should smooth play a good mood and have patience with the deck and its variances and respect with colleagues of the tables I do not like playing on tilt or rather anger always be with the positive mind.
mateuspoker.
Poker is a game that should smooth play a good mood and have patience with the deck and its variances and respect with colleagues of the tables I do not like playing on tilt or rather anger always be with the positive mind.
mateuspoker.I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]EVA777 said:
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]